1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

I know this is going to be considered a hot take, but honestly this wasn't too bad and Ralph didn't take a total L. It was overall pretty neutral.

1. He got served (expected) and didn't get swatted
2. There was actual wrestling which I didn't think there would be
3. There was like one match that wasn't completely terrible for like 2 minutes
4. He didn't get punched in the face
5. There weren't that many huge technical issues. Yeah the single camera angle was shit and it kept getting blocked but it was a step up from bowling
6. With $2k in donations and ticket and merch sales, he probably only lost a couple of grand

Sure it was mostly boring as fuck but from Ralph's perspective, it is good it wasn't exciting for the wrong reasons. All things considered this was probably a 5 out of 10 effort from Ralph and a step up from the bowling tournament.
 
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free_protons4u said:
I know this is going to be considered a hot take, but honestly this wasn't too bad and Ralph didn't take a total L. It was overall pretty neutral.

1. He got served (expected) and didn't get swatted
2. There was actual wrestling which I didn't think there would be
3. There was like one match that wasn't completely terrible for like 2 minutes
4. He didn't get punched in the face
5. There weren't that many huge technical issues. Yeah the single camera angle was shit and it kept getting blocked but it was a step up from bowling
6. With $2k in donations and ticket and merch sales, he probably only lost a couple of grand

Sure it was mostly boring as fuck but from Ralph's perspective, it is good it wasn't exciting for the wrong reasons. All things considered this was probably a 5 out of 10 effort from Ralph and a step up from the bowling tournament.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT AYELAWGS THE RALPHAMALE ONLY LOST A FEW GRAND ON THE EVENT!!!
 
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A summary of Queen Corrine's (Queen of the Sektur) actions after having to take her stream down:

Corrine starts fucking with the camera.


Corrine and Ralph talk shit to each other.


Corrine mocks "beersoy."

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Corrine and woozuh foreplay.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
wow what a reveal, amazing. gator leaked info on ralph, I'm shocked, nobody knew this. cope harder.

Now if he had said, Harry was all kayfabe, I would say good job, you ran one successful gayop.
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Obviously that’s what Gunt was trying to make people think, but we all knew Ralph was way too stupid to ever write a plot that brilliant and hilarious and that he is also stupid and angry enough to turn another grandfather, now father-in-law, into an apex level a-log.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Is anyone surprised ? I mean what is the point of posting this ?
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No idea, I'll need my orbital broken by some 4'5'' pasty girl and then rearranged by 4 Moorish pimps with their 14-year-old hooker, then get pummeled again by some slurring drunken bong to truly understand the faggotry and logic behind this "leak".
 
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