Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

[Mister Moo]

Cleaned up picture- not perfect, but better than the original.

This was going to be one of the fake movie posters, but I've decided it doesn't work with the other posters I've made.

 

[Rokko]

Hope I am not late, but anybody else thinks he looks a bit like Brion James (Leon from Blade Runner)?

Sorry Mr. James!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I don't understand why he can't afford his medication. He and Rene are on Disability, so they're entitled to medicare. All they need to do is sign up for part D. I did it, and my medication bills went from $300 a month to about $10

 

[bondgirl]

I don't understand why he can't afford his medication. He and Rene are on Disability, so they're entitled to medicare. All they need to do is sign up for part D. I did it, and my medication bills went from $300 a month to about $10

Pastor Slob has Part D. In many of his complaining videos he has frequently shown his bank statement, with balances of less than USD $5.00. He then complains that he has no money for the meager medication co-pay amounts.

This is because he spent his welfare check on Jim Bakker food buckets and water bottles, cameras, phones, (another) computer for Rene, Jesus t-shirts and hats, payday loans, credit card, (another) phone for Rene, lime green clothes (for when he's pretending to be a cop,) video cameras, scanners, cb radios, ham radios, antennas and decals for his run down van. And bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. "Because there's no fat in it people. Get it straight! I get it from a birtcher!"

Being the selfish asshole that he is, it's always wise to buy these items first, then go without medication.

However, Slob has a budget and he's told us he knows how to manage money.

Because he's told us he's not a 'stupid idiot' or a 'moron.'

He's also told us he's a doctor, prophet, evangelist, chosen one and a member of Homeland Security. Among his many other lofty titles.

Unfortunately, he's said that he does not take some of his medications because he 'does not want to sleep all day like Rene does.'

He decides what meds. he needs. Because he's a doctor. And his priorities are severely askew.

Thus, his episodes of rage and delusion.

It's OK to knock Rene out, rendering her a barely breathing vegetable without bowel and bladder control.

Pastor Slob needs to stay alert to bitch, moan, complain and stuff his mouth with peanut butter.

And then go to full bugged-eye and red-faced lunatic mode, complaining that he can't afford his insulin.

Because the government doesn't give him enough money and benefits and it's all a conspiracy for a new world order.

If anyone needs to regularly take prescribed psych. meds., it's Pastor Slob.

This clown is one raging lunatic episode away for being seen on CNN, being dragged away in handcuffs.

Just like his hero.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Pastor Slob has Part D. In many of his complaining videos he has frequently shown his bank statement, with balances of less than USD $5.00. He then complains that he has no money for the meager medication co-pay amounts.

This is because he spent his welfare check on Jim Bakker food buckets and water bottles, cameras, phones, (another) computer for Rene, Jesus t-shirts and hats, payday loans, credit card, lime green clothes (for when he's pretending to be a cop,) video cameras, scanners, cb radios, ham radio, antennas and decals for his run down van.

Don't forget LifeLock and some dumb rent-a-lawyer subscription that he uses to sue people/companies for less than the service costs meaning it has always been a net loss. Those two alone are ~30 bucks a month and are surely more than any of his Part D copays are.

 

[bondgirl]

View attachment 90270 Cleaned up picture- not perfect, but better than the original.

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Is that a stack of gay porn under his bible?

I'm not fat, becausee there are people fatter than me.
Stupidititiiddy.
Jesus loved people. So i will punch them in the face. And they better turn the other @brad Watson damned cheek.

I can only imagine what his neighbors say when they look out their windows and see Pastor Slob wandering around, holding a selfie stick, ranting and raving to himself.

Don't forget LifeLock and some dumb rent-a-lawyer subscription that he uses to sue people/companies for less than the service costs meaning it has always been a net loss. Those two alone are ~30 bucks a month and are surely more than any of his Part D copays are.

A favorite video moment of mine is when Jabba complained he didn't get enough free food from the local Food Bank and, that the food he took home wasn't good for his 'beetus.' But, he took it home anyway, instead of leaving it for someone else. He added that he was going to call his Pastor to ask him to bring over more milk and eggs. Because he didn't have enough in his refrigerator and, didn't have any money to buy more.

Then Jabba settled in to his recliner, with his laptop and cellphone, listening to his scanner, drinking (sugar-loaded) Kool-aid from his $100 water bottle, recording telephone calls with his digital audio recorder and making a video with his digital video camera, while watching satellite TV with his favorite (premium) Jesus channels.

Because he needs all those things to 'get his message out.'

The message that he is an asshole.

Don't forget LifeLock and some dumb rent-a-lawyer subscription that he uses to sue people/companies for less than the service costs meaning it has always been a net loss. Those two alone are ~30 bucks a month and are surely more than any of his Part D copays are.

A favorite video moment of mine is when Jabba complained he didn't get enough free food from the local Food Bank and, that the food he took home wasn't good for his 'beetus.' But, he took it home anyway, instead of leaving it for someone else. He added that he was going to call his Pastor to ask him to bring over milk and eggs. Because he didn't have enough in his refrigerator and, didn't have any money to buy more.

Then Jabba wandered through a path of garbage to settle in to his recliner, with his laptop and cellphone, listening to his scanner, drinking (sugar-loaded) Kool-aid from his $100 water bottle, recording telephone calls with his digital audio recorder and making a video with his digital video camera, while watching satellite TV with his favorite (premium) Jesus channels.

Because he needs all those things to 'get his message out.'

The message that he is an asshole.

 

[crayolasword]

Is he even still alive? It's been about 5 days since he's made a video.

 

[bondgirl]

Is he even still alive? It's been about 5 days since he's made a video.

It's possible (although unlikely) that Pastor Slob has finally figured out that absolutely no one watches his videos to learn about his 'ministry' and his interpretation of the bible.

Rather, everyone watches to ridicule, laugh at and mock him.

Until he settles his gelatinous shape deeper in to his recliner, let's watch this:

 

[Yaks]

Is he even still alive? It's been about 5 days since he's made a video.

Yes, he's still happily posting his usual news to his facebook.

It's possible (although unlikely) that Pastor Slob has finally figured out that absolutely no one watches his videos to learn about his 'ministry' and his interpretation of the bible.

Rather, everyone watches to ridicule, laugh at and mock him.

Until he settles his gelatinous shape deeper in to his recliner, let's watch this:

No, he's likely taken a little break because of a bunch of un-funny chucklenuts. Also when I said "Tell us more" that was a sarcastic way of telling you to calm down.

He's been very busy, doing Bob things like trying to get free meat, posting car accidents, and the weather.

He has also gotten his ministry page back up, which ya'll seem to have missed.

And Bob made a new "facebook friend". https://www.facebook.com/joshua.carr.9235
Which gave me a good chuckle. Those photos are used by known african scammers, but they're probably real.

He also commented on one of John's old videos:

John also sent him a video, but I didn't see anyone else post it up here that John sent it to, so I'll do that now.

 

[UltraSonichu]

I love John Andrews so much. How many of our cows come equipped with their own perfect IRL trolls? He's a treasure.

 

[Cthulu]

Also when I said "Tell us more" that was a sarcastic way of telling you to calm down.

She's definitely taking Bob very personally. It makes me wonder if there is is a cow in our humble abode on the farms.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

John Andrews can eat bacon. He's a healthy man of average weight, who knows that when eaten in moderation, bacon is delicious. He isn't a fat slob who's going to lose a foot to the beetus for eating it daily and in excess.

 

[Rat Speaker]

She's definitely taking Bob very personally. It makes me wonder if there is is a cow in our humble abode on the farms.

Hopefully it's just a newbie not understanding the site and it's culture and being way overzealous at times. Some of the milk they've provide has been great. Just controlling the volume (number of post) and the value (not so a-logy posts) and the problem should just go away. That our we gots of selves a cow hiding in these there Farms.

Edit: @Cthulhu was right, someone was very quick to chimp out.

 

[bondgirl]

Hopefully it's just a newbie not understanding the site and it's culture and being way overzealous at times. Some of the milk they've provide has been great. Just controlling the volume (number of post) and the value (not so a-logy posts) and the problem should just go away. That our we gots of selves a cow hiding in these there Farms.

Here's a solution. Bye.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Here's a solution. Bye.

Moo. Salty much?

Edit:
@bondgirl why'd you delete your post?

 

[Cthulu]

Moo. Salty much?

You were saying?

 

[Mister Moo]

I have this @walkingstomach feel here.

I don't know that reference- is there a quick explanation or link? If it's not worth it, don't bother

I gotta admit, I've been wondering about @bondgirl for a little while now. In fact, earlier today, in the Johan/Avillemedia thread I was wondering if "A Person of Interest" was lurking this thread. Bondgirl was the first person that @Yaks thought of, too.

Also, I'm about 90% sure BG is who sent RLM my John Andrews/Bond picture, as well as his/her own ween-y photoshops...

 

[jenffer a jay]

I don't know that reference- is there a quick explanation or link? If it's not worth it, don't bother

I gotta admit, I've been wondering about @bondgirl for a little while now. In fact, earlier today, in the Johan/Avillemedia thread I was wondering if "A Person of Interest" was lurking this thread. Bondgirl was the first person that @Yaks thought of, too.

Also, I'm about 90% sure BG is who sent RLM my John Andrews/Bond picture, as well as his/her own I HAVE AUTISM-y photoshops...

i think he like my art bob have bicth at onther art that make fun at him but not me......why...

 

[Rat Speaker]

Let's try and get back on topic, @bondgirl derailed the thread but let's not get it locked.

 

[Catalyst Cube]

Speaking of getting back in topic, bit of an old video but an interesting one. Sorry if someone has already posted it.