If you were a ghost where would you HAUNT

[Cats]

If I was a ghost i would haunt a post office or an airport.

 

[Aunt Carol]

you know how people say sometimes ghosts look like they belong to the period they died in? wouldnt it be really creepy if aborted baby ghosts just looked like some kind of horrific nightmare entity because they haven't developed a body yet, so they are just projecting Elemental Fear

That could make for a really arresting story.

Have you read "Fetus Collection," by Shintaro Kaga? The fetal ghosts are more representational, but he mentions different developmental ages:

 

[JethroTullamore]

this one girl I dated a long time ago said she thought "orbs" were abortion ghosts and I just stared at her blankly and said they are fucking dust particles you silly bitch

Please tell me you slapped her right after.

With your penis.

 

[WebLurker]

I'd haunt women's bathrooms and when troons walked in I'd sneak up close behind them and whisper spookily in their ear:
"woooo!"

"Wooooooo!"

"You will never be a wooooooooman!"

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I'd be a general-purpose poltergeist, haunting various locations in the form of trolling everyone as they try to perform regular tasks. Cereal for breakfast? SPILL. Making coffee? EXPLODING CARAFE. Driving to work? Good luck doing that with FOUR FLAT TIRES, BITCH. You know, basically just a spectral anarchist.

one of those kooky tim burton houses where a very cute 90s goth girl lives i guess. we'd become friends and she can feed me ghost treats

Involuntary Celebrity, Involuntary Celebrity, Involuntary Celebrity.

...nothing happened. I get the feeling you aren't a real ghost.

 

[CowPox]

Someplace with a bit of permeancy like a cemetery or some such, what happens to a ghost when their haunted place is destroyed? Free floating poltergeist?

 

[Cats]

I imagine a ghost can go where he pleases unless it is being punished and stuck in one shitty location

 

[The NSA]

A rural community I care a lot about a lot is being rapidly gentrified by wealthy liberals. They have a colonizer attitude towards the locals they see as uncivilized. They’re making homes too expensive for locals and erasing the culture.

I’d haunt them, unplugging their EVs and changing their router passwords. I’d replace their progress flags with ISIS flags and leave notes saying taking the ISIS flag down is Islamophobic. I’d go through their iPhones and MacBooks and post the juicy bits to the Prospering Grounds. I’d replace their overpriced groceries and coffee with Walmart store brand. I’d release cockroaches into their homes and would collude with the chud exterminators who’d refuse to help them.

I’d also haunt misogynist transwomen and give them the girltalk they crave. Like whispering about how it sucks when your breasts swell during your period and how some male cops will give you warnings instead of tickets. I’d leave women’s shirts too small for their male ribcages and jewelry too small for their huge male bone structure. I’d add sausages and hotdogs to their refrigerators every night. I’d give them the passive aggressive YWNBAW experience as only a true and honest women can give it.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

haunt a pussy make fellas think she was the abortion lord

 

[Cats]

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[Pissmaster]

you know how people say sometimes ghosts look like they belong to the period they died in?

Great, so it's gonna be the year 3000 and I'll still be floating around wearing a Mario T-shirt i bought at Walmart off the clearance rack

 

[Varsha Nagini]

not a place but a person: I'd haunt the prick who took my Bionicle's when I was a kid

 

[Cats]

not a place but a person: I'd haunt the prick who took my Bionicle's when I was a kid

was his name Tony? I had a Tony that stole my stuff from me when I was a kid. I did something horrible to him in revenge that i didn't know at the time would fuck the rest of his life up and I still feel bad about it sometimes. I never did anything bad to anyone in revenge ever again.

 

[Pissmaster]

was his name Tony? I had a Tony that stole my stuff from me when I was a kid. I did something horrible to him in revenge that i didn't know at the time would fuck the rest of his life up and I still feel bad about it sometimes. I never did anything bad to anyone in revenge ever again.

I knew a Tony when I was little and he was a lil' shit too

 

[NOT Andy Kaufman]

College female athletes locker rooms.