Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Holy shit Jack's behavior in the Panera video was appalling even for him. It's a testament to how much he hates bread since it comes off as tasteless to him. Like it's one thing to listen to him explain that he learned to eat a sandwich like a taco due to wanting to only taste the filling.

It's another to watch him throw repeated tantrums to the point the manager assumed he was retarded, offered a cookie, and then chose to give him a second sandwich for free if he just fucking left. It's amazing they didn't kick his ass out for that video.
I call bullshit on Jack buying another sandwich. He "offered" to pay for the free chipotle chicken sandwich but ended up not paying because he was so ecstatic at the end of the video. Fucking worm.

Remember Robert from Jack's California days? Looks like Joe Chavez isn't the only friend who thinks Jack is an ass.

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Ol' Strokebrain struck again, and in his angy idiocy, Jack uploaded this week's Cleaning with Jack and a bonus, extremely angry, bread-filled Fat on the Go! Enjoy this Friday night, double-header!




Of course Jagoff is angy that his sandwiches aren't full to bursting. He only cares if there's a lot of food to eat.

When he take a bite of the sandwich he's so pissed, "it's only bread". What a faggot.
 
Jack is so concerned about being publicly criticized, but then proceeds to make gigantic ass of himself in public. He also confirms that the troll comments get under his incredibly thin skin. Good job fatty.
He being a massive hypocrite makes it really easy for people to laugh at him, he can only blame himself of pointing "bad" behaviour of others when doing exactly the same things. If Christmas decorations were up to him (not that he even could manage that with that limp arm of his) they would be still there in boxes unpowered and untouched, because this fat fuck would be rather browsing Amazon for a tool that promises to do it for him.
 
Also, I have a question for the more learned participants in this thread. When Jack eats a burger by cutting it into half-moon semicircles and stuffs it into his throat hole like a compressible taco, where did that originate? Was it a “lifehack” he found out about at some point, or was it a development based on losing his arm?
It's so that the first thing that hits his tongue is meat. Not bread.
 
Tammy should’ve slammed his face into the table like Jon Lovitz did to Andy Dick in that bar. Just horrid, whinging, infantile behavior that sets a new low when his standards are already bottom-of-the-barrel. He really needs to just shoot himself in the face for reacting with giggling delight to a free cookie in exchange for stopping his tard rage. Fucking infuriating.

And despite Jack being a self-styled “food guy,” he fell for the oldest trick in the book: thinking that the picture of the food on the marketing collateral in any way resembles what you get when you actually order the item. Even a preschooler knows that those pictures are assembled by professional food stylists who painstakingly work to create images that provide the strongest degree of *mouthwatering* marketing potential possible. They use hacks like shoe polish to mimic maple syrup for pancakes because the real thing isn’t dark or viscous enough- the point is that the food in most of those pictures isn’t goddamned real.

I can understand her not having the stomach to suffocate him with a pillow in his sleep, but there’s no way that Tammy doesn’t listen to the respiratory gaps in his beastly snoring, praying that maybe tonight is the night the ol’ apnea does him in.


It seems it's now almost obligatory for any YouTube chef to have at least one video dumping on Jackoff.
Let’s hope this continues to where even Guga makes a video roasting Jack in his trademark cadence. Hell, imagine an upload from Kent Rollins where he gently points out Jack’s missteps and wholesomely offers advice?
 
Remember Robert from Jack's California days? Looks like Joe Chavez isn't the only friend who thinks Jack is an ass.

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I always enjoy laughing at mushbrain and all his terrible efforts to maintain a facade of being a semi competent "cook". However his real interactions with other individuals and raw footage is where the real gold lies in him being a horrible human and laughing stock. Here we have someone who was at one time pretty close with Jack and has cut ties with him solely because of how draining it is to be around a grown ass man who has the temperament, mentality and understanding of the world of a 6 year old. He rightfully calls out Jack for being an ass and Jack just fucking gets so assblasted hes criticized again online. He knows hes constantly mocked and made fun of and im sure someone close to him saying how much he sucks as a human has to suck, its why he got so defensive and pissed so quickly. Jacks narc behavior cant stand to have people speaking the truth about how much he sucks and is a terrible person out in public because so many people can see it and agree. He rather you send him a private message so he can ignore you and continue to live in a world where his mother loved him instead of treating him like Hugo Simpson.
 
Dunning Kruger?

Jack Scalfani is the embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. He's a complete, willfully ignorant tard (so many have posted about this aspect that it's not worth repeating the details.)

He believes he is an expert and is expert in skill level. He has been told by many, publicly, to his face, that he is incompetent. He still has the smug affect of self assured demogoguery that he has complete wisdom and insight. His smugness in all of his videos is nauseating.

Jack is pretty much a textbook example of the D-K syndrome.

I'll take one "minor" detail I never see mentioned explicitly: he never talks about ANY food science whatsoever. He just spews illiterately like a normie at Old Country Buffet. I bet he has no idea what the sea level boiling point of water is.

So a hard example: there is the Maillard effect... basically when something is browned from intense heat or searing. EVERY youtube chef worth a crap has said something about Maillard in some video. Jack, never ever.

And coincidentally, the guy has NEVER browned any piece of meat in his life. He has a personal religion against done, well browned meat.

I personally think he has grifted into sponsorships from various donors through the force of his personality. That would account for his lifestyle. To someone with a lot of money and no brains he probably comes off as brilliant. I can't see an actual work product of Jacks' ever bringing any significant dough in. And he is clearly narcissistic... Narcissists through lack of self awareness tend to have that "knows enough to be dangerous" thing going on.
 
Remember Robert from Jack's California days? Looks like Joe Chavez isn't the only friend who thinks Jack is an ass.

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"sorry I offended you. [OBJ]" needs to be a random.txt.

I'll give Jack that those sandwiches were absolutely pathetic, but since I'm a normal, decent human being, I'd probably be like, "wow, these fucking suck. Guess we're out of thirty bucks," and then just. Not come back. Panera likes to market itself as "upscale," but it's still essentially fast food. Fatty goes into every garbage chain restaurant and expects these poverty level wage slaves to give a single fuck about if the food they're slinging looks like the ad photos.
 
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