Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[glass_houses]

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So much for Corissa's gorgeous garden. Okay, it's winter there and it's really cold so nothing grows, but look at the garden border. Remember those joyful photos where she was making a border with vertical sticks? Looks like she barely got three feet into that project. And this is the time of year you'd think it'd be easiest for her to finish that border. It's cool, no direct sun, minimal bities etc. Fine, Corissa's been sick, but why isn't J out there building a garden for her beloved? It's almost like she's incapable of doing anything that requires getting down on the ground and getting back up again, so she's spending weeks stripping one single friggin' door because she can sit in a chair while doing it. Funny, that...

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

 

[Clotso Coof]

Corissa IG:
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Juliana doesn't even look human anymore. That video looks like terrible animation.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

The jiggling of her gorilla tit as she shakes the entire table she's leaning against with her attempts at sanding is hypnotizing. Lord help me, I can't look away.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

How long d'yall think she could keep that brisk tempo up? 2 minutes max?

 

[stupid frog]

Who's standing behind her?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Juliana doesn't even look human anymore. That video looks like terrible animation.

I put "blob of fat with face" into an ai image generator and the result has captured a surprising likeness.

Spoiler: Vision board sperg

The whole 'vision board' is just weird to me. I've had several different authors tell me that they use one to get themselves started and on track for a new novel- pictures of the characters, places, things of note that needs to go into the book- and I guess I can understand what they're doing in that case. But vision boarding your life is just masturbatory shit.

I had a professor in art school who was obsessed with them and made us include one in all our projects as supporting material. It was such a stupid waste of time that could have been spent working on the piece itself. I normally just slapped 4-5 tangentially related pics from Google together on a photoshop canvas and called it a day. The whole class pretty much had an incerse correlation between the quality of the work and the amount of effort we put into the mood board lol

 

[The NSA]

Who wears a knitted cardigan to sand an old door? It would get snagged and full of sawdust. There’s a reason people wear durable, easily washed clothes for that kind of work.

She sanded long enough to find that clip and quit. They’re really making a simple project into weeks of posts. They could have skipped a couple days of Doordash and had enough money to hire a handyman to do the door. I’d love to see a clip of them taking the door down, carrying it out and then rehanging it.

 

[HamFan]

...Are we just gonna ignore the toilet in the yard?

Sorry if the yard toilet has been seen, I don't remember it. If it has, surely it's worth discussing again. She has admitted that she may never dispose of it properly.

So, they replaced the old toilet that everyone pointed out could never accommodate their weight over time, or be comfortable. They installed a new toilet, and didn't vlog about it? We get sanding doors for weeks on end, but no toilet news? No empowering speeches about fatphobic plumbing? No Big Fig (or whatever brand she endorses now) toilet equivalent ad? Must not have scored that sponsorship.

Edit: Ok I dug a little, and we have seen the yard toilet before, back in December '21. Sorry. Still, surely it's the old toilet from the house, quietly replaced soon after they moved in? And my point stands that It's. Still. There.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

There’s nothing wrong with making a pretty collage of stupid pictures you like to look at for no real benefit or reason. No one who wastes time posting on KF should shit on someone for inefficiency and lack of goal setting in crafting activities.

It’s funny because it’s the girliest goddamn Girl Scout girl activity that any mustached 600lb T pumping girl could choose to share online

Exactly! It reminds me of how we used to decorate our binders* for junior high.

*the kind that hold paper, not tiddies

 

[LonesomeDud]

...Are we just gonna ignore the toilet in the yard?

Sorry if the yard toilet has been seen, I don't remember it. If it has, surely it's worth discussing again. She has admitted that she may never dispose of it properly.

So, they replaced the old toilet that everyone pointed out could never accommodate their weight over time, or be comfortable. They installed a new toilet, and didn't vlog about it? We get sanding doors for weeks on end, but no toilet news? No empowering speeches about fatphobic plumbing? No Big Fig (or whatever brand she endorses now) toilet equivalent ad? Must not have scored that sponsorship.

Edit: Ok I dug a little, and we have seen the yard toilet before, back in December '21. Sorry. Still, surely it's the old toilet from the house, quietly replaced soon after they moved in? And my point stands that It's. Still. There.

I really don't want the fanfic of the bariatric porcelain pig trough toilet to be true. If it is true, hey, I think we all should be thankful there's still some sense of privacy and decency in the world.

 

[Florch]

I know logic rarely applies within the LGBTQ2%, but what exactly is the purpose of giving J a T script?

Her hormone-fuckery would've eventually given her the facial hair.

Was she just not emotionally-unstable enough or something?

All it'd do beside the roid-rage and further darken her prognosis (and knuckles lol fat), is turn her queefs from 'cream of tomato' to 'chunky beef'.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She went to a company that does not oversight called Plume. They send magic T scripts and surgery letters to whoever wants one if the price is right.

 

[UncleTusky]

I know logic rarely applies within the LGBTQ2%, but what exactly is the purpose of giving J a T script?

Her hormone-fuckery would've eventually given her the facial hair.

Was she just not emotionally-unstable enough or something?

All it'd do beside the roid-rage and further darken her prognosis (and knuckles lol fat), is turn her queefs from 'cream of tomato' to 'chunky beef'.

HRT is done on the "informed consent" model - the doctor doesn't have to make a diagnosis or confirm that Juliana doesn't have a condition or other prescription that could give her an adverse reaction to T, s/he just has to explain the risks and Juliana has to sign a form saying she understands them and releases the doctor/practice/hospital from liability.

So to your question the only purpose is to give a crazy woman what she wants and pad the wallet of whatever quack doctor wrote the prescription. So far as I know HRT is the only branch of medicine that issues scripts based on patient wants .

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She went to a company that does not oversight called Plume. They send magic T scripts and surgery letters to whoever wants one if the price is right.

@GenociderSyo Are you sure Plume is the one providing Juliana with her T prescriptions? According to its webzone (link, archive) it has no presence at all in Kansas. As funny as it would be to see Juliana get busted for mail or healthcare fraud I doubt she cares enough to set up a PO box in Missouri or Oklahoma and use that to get treatment through Plume.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: I also doubt Plume would mail T to a Kansas address either since that map is so specific - it makes me think whoever runs Plume met with attorneys and figured out exactly where the line is so s/he could avoid breaking the law. Juliana could always have used a friend's address and asked him/her to forward the scripts but that would require her to have, you know, friends.

 

[LonesomeDud]

- foul descriptions -

You're new here and there are some things you've probably heard about Kiwi Farms, but this isn't fourth grade and no one is impressed by talking about menstruation in the most foul way possible.

That said, the whole informed consent thing about HRT is true, sadly. @UncleTusky is right.

 

[GenociderSyo]

@GenociderSyo Are you sure Plume is the one providing Juliana with her T prescriptions? According to its webzone (link, archive) it has no presence at all in Kansas. As funny as it would be to see Juliana get busted for mail or healthcare fraud I doubt she cares enough to set up a PO box in Missouri or Oklahoma and use that to get treatment through Plume.

Could have sworn she said she did. Guess I just assumed it since only a service like that would give someone in their 600 lb range T. She has never stated it specifically.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Prices for fatcamp are insane. Cabin for ONE person who wants no roomies is $4,000.

Some of the attendees have announced.

Info from Corissa

 

[Clotso Coof]

Prices for fatcamp are insane. Cabin for ONE person who wants no roomies is $4,000.

Corissa should partner with Capital One Savor credit card to offer fat camp financing.

The Savor card is marketed for its "rewards" for restaurant meals and food delivery. God knows that's Corissa's fat camp market segment.

 

[Tumbo II]

Poor Saul he just wants to guard his humans the thing he does best and instead of getting to run play and guard he gets his balls chopped off and sent to daycare almost makes me MATI when I think about it.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Christ, you could get 3 nights in the fucking Plaza or Ritz in NYC right now for around the price she wants for a goddamn pull out bed. And you'd get your own room instead of sharing with another random greasy fat chick!