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You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
 
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You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
 
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You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
 
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You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
 
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xXx: State of the Union said:
In my experience, youtube absolutely refuses to listen to anything I tell it. It specifically still shoots channels I tell it to never recommend again. This becomes even more prevalent with shorts (which got so annoying I just stopped looking at entirely)

I just assume it's really trying to astroturf a bunch of shit to brainwash me into being a bigger consooming retard or something.
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Speaking of shorts, can we talk about how retarded the layout for that shit is?

>Portrait format. Just no.
>No way to seek the video. Want to go back two seconds so that you can freeze frame on something in the video? Too bad, watch the whole damn video and wait for it to loop.
>No volume slider. Is the next video some fucktard who puts on World's Smallest Violin on a Minecraft video that's right after a very quiet video? Fuck you, and fuck your ears.
>No way to actually control what videos it feeds you. Just mindlessly consoom what we want you to watch.

Since when did the concept of basic features for user experience become obsolete? If I were the head of Google, and my programmer sock-wearing developers showcased this shit to me, I'd blow their fucking brains out for sheer incompetence. Yet, somehow this major corporation thinks this shit is not only acceptable, but desired?
 
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Mairon said:
You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
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Mairon said:
You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
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Mairon said:
You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
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Mairon said:
You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
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Mairon said:
You know what grinds my gears?

People who complain about being fat or being unable to lose weight. Simply eat less, and do more. It isn't fucking rocket science, you're just a lazy cunt with no self control. Sharpen the sword and take control of your life, tubby.

||And niggers.||
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Ok, faggot. We got the point.
 
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people who park next to me and just sit around in their car when there’s the whole ass empty parking lot they can park anywhere else in. it’s bad enough when i’m just trying to get in or out of the car, it’s especially irritating to feel the burning stare of a dead eyed retard while throwing up in the car.

every damn day i’m given another reason to stop being cheap and get my windows tinted. people staring in my car are freaks and the only way to get the point across is to move to another parking space.
 
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veritarded said:
people who park next to me and just sit around in their car when there’s the whole ass empty parking lot they can park anywhere else in. it’s bad enough when i’m just trying to get in or out of the car, it’s especially irritating to feel the burning stare of a dead eyed retard while throwing up in the car.

every damn day i’m given another reason to stop being cheap and get my windows tinted. people staring in my car are freaks and the only way to get the point across is to move to another parking space.
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Even worse are the people that blast their music in the parking lot. Especially when the bass shakes everything.
 
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When people (redditors and twitterfags especially) start sentences or posts with "As a ..."
No one cares about your self professed qualification to voice an opinion on the Internet, nigger. If it was relevant at all, it would've been obvious from context or you would've stated it in a more natural way as part of the most likely fabricated story you're trying to tell.
 
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When people (redditors and twitterfags especially) start sentences or posts with "As a ..."
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Even worse, they always miss out the subject of the sentence.

entirely unrealistic example: "As a nurse practitioner, that patient shouldn't listen to anything a doctor says".

At a face reading, the patient is now a nurse practitioner, while the speaker isn't in the sentence. It should be "as a NP, I THINK" etc. It's a shitty grammatical tic that seems to be an unconscious attempt to remove personal responsibility for the statement, but all it does is fuck up the meaning of the sentence. It's almost as bad as people who use "of" instead of "have".
 
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Book Thief said:
Speaking of shorts, can we talk about how retarded the layout for that shit is?

>Portrait format. Just no.
>No way to seek the video. Want to go back two seconds so that you can freeze frame on something in the video? Too bad, watch the whole damn video and wait for it to loop.
>No volume slider. Is the next video some fucktard who puts on World's Smallest Violin on a Minecraft video that's right after a very quiet video? Fuck you, and fuck your ears.
>No way to actually control what videos it feeds you. Just mindlessly consoom what we want you to watch.

Since when did the concept of basic features for user experience become obsolete? If I were the head of Google, and my programmer sock-wearing developers showcased this shit to me, I'd blow their fucking brains out for sheer incompetence. Yet, somehow this major corporation thinks this shit is not only acceptable, but desired?
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And they forced some videos that were uploaded as normal videos in that format. However, I found the easy fix for this is to take the shorts url and edit it to the normal /watch?v= format. Then I get normal video format and full controls!
 
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Book Thief said:
Speaking of shorts, can we talk about how retarded the layout for that shit is?

>Portrait format. Just no.
>No way to seek the video. Want to go back two seconds so that you can freeze frame on something in the video? Too bad, watch the whole damn video and wait for it to loop.
>No volume slider. Is the next video some fucktard who puts on World's Smallest Violin on a Minecraft video that's right after a very quiet video? Fuck you, and fuck your ears.
>No way to actually control what videos it feeds you. Just mindlessly consoom what we want you to watch.

Since when did the concept of basic features for user experience become obsolete? If I were the head of Google, and my programmer sock-wearing developers showcased this shit to me, I'd blow their fucking brains out for sheer incompetence. Yet, somehow this major corporation thinks this shit is not only acceptable, but desired?
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And they forced some videos that were uploaded as normal videos in that format. However, I found the easy fix for this is to take the shorts url and edit it to the normal /watch?v= format. Then I get normal video format and full controls!
 
The marketing of hygiene and personal grooming products targeting men. Try to find a can of mens deodorant, soap or other similar item that doesn't have ridiculous slogan about "UNLOCK THE POWER" or that calls everything a "SYSTEM". Are we really so insecure about our masculinity that we need to be reassured that we aren't feminine before we wash our balls or smell nice?
 
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