What is @Crysocyan’s secret fetish?

[JethroTullamore]

We all know he’s a self hating furry, but all furrys have at least one secret fetish…..on top of furry that is….

What’s your bet?

I’m guessing it’s pool toys, he just seems like the kind of guy who likes to rub his naughty bits against a blow-up dragon in aunt Thelma’s in-ground pool while his family uncomfortably try’s to ignore him.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Dragons fucking car tailpipes.

Yes, this is a real fetish. Don't ask me how I know. I wish I didn't.

 

[Rozzy]

Jesus plushies and Jesus body pillows.

 

[rel=alternate]

Fucking hell, I put him on ignore like 36 hours ago... Don't know, don't care.

I find the constant diatribe of retarded furry and religious question insufferable.

Maybe his fetish is just turning everything he touches into some kind of think tank for inquisitive religious/furry questions.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Shoving pipe cleaners up his urethra

 

[MrTroll]

Tall dark Guatemalan twinks named Jesús.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Sniffs bike seats at the gym

 

[SandyCat]

Maybe he really wants to bang Jesus

 

[RACISM]

Niggers.

 

[Rozzy]

Maybe he really wants to bang Jesus

Or maybe he wants to bang you.

 

[Moths]

Maybe he really wants to bang Jesus

The real question is if you can make a woman pregnant without sex can jesus impregnate a man?

 

[Rozzy]

Sniffs bike seats at the gym

It's my guess he's obese and has a phobia of gyms.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

Maybe he really wants to bang Jesus

well tell him it's not mutual

 

[Catler]

Look at his self hating posts, he’s obviously into something like BDSM as the submissive party, or masochism.

I think it goes without saying whatever it is it’s also extremely gay.

 

[Rozzy]

I’m guessing it’s pool toys.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Look at his self hating posts, he’s obviously into something like BDSM as the submissive party, or masochism.

I think it goes without saying whatever it is it’s also extremely gay.

It's diapers. What you just mentioned is a dead giveaway for diaperfags

 

[JethroTullamore]

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Now I know exactly what to get him for his birthday!

 

[Crysocyan]

I hate you all. Why did you make this thread? Why do you keep on sending me faggot pornography? I don't want to earn a pink triangle. Why must it be so?

I'm going to Hell because of this, and it's not going to change. Calvin was ok, and I was predetermined to Hell. I don't deserve salvation, and that's why God is permitting the devil to attack me and to defile yourselves.

 

[Rozzy]

Name and shame, who's been sending you pornography?

 

[Crysocyan]

Name and shame, who's been sending you pornography?

No no no ni