DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Paladin Derich]

I can't decide if he's just a lying self-victimizing faggot using made-up health struggles to duck responsibility, or he's depressed and an alcoholic in complete denial.

Both.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

honestly don't know about the whole "phils teeth hurt but he won't see a dentist because money" theory.

phil absolutely, inarguably, the type, that if he were in pain, he would spend any amount of money to make it stop. like, do I have to bring up the thumb cut he got? his "ear infections"? if phil was even in mild discomfort we'd never hear the end of it. i don't see why he'd hide teeth pain or avoid fixing it.

Getting your teeth fixed can be a painful process. And Phil is absolutely the type of person that would forgo poor current Philly suffering and keep pushing it off too *thumbs* future Phil. Put it off for long enough, and pretty soon you're gonna need multiple root canals. "Fuck that dood, doesn't even hurt that much now I just gotta avoid using the really bad ones"

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

• depressed person (on a "cocktail of drugs", wanted to do "something drastic")

I never understood his "something drastic" comment, or whatever was actually said, I remember it being close. Is it because he doesn't want to say it because Youtube would get him for promoting suicide or some dumb shit or did he just not know what to say because the man has never been suicidal or depressed in his life?

 

[Iron Father]

honestly don't know about the whole "phils teeth hurt but he won't see a dentist because money" theory.

phil absolutely, inarguably, the type, that if he were in pain, he would spend any amount of money to make it stop. like, do I have to bring up the thumb cut he got? his "ear infections"? if phil was even in mild discomfort we'd never hear the end of it. i don't see why he'd hide teeth pain or avoid fixing it.

Agreed, and the main evidence people point to are the retarded faces he pulls when he eats.

He's been pulling those faces since the first time he ever ate on camera. He's just an ugly mongoloid who does everything wrong. It's been said before over the years but someone with sore, sensitive teeth wouldn't do shit like "chew water" and swish it around their mouth. Doing that would cause the liquid to hit every sensitive area or cavity.

I'm sure his teeth aren't in great quality or anything, but I think this is a way overstated meme.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

That's the part I'm waiting for. He's on a payment plan with the IRS for his backtaxes, but he is still supposed to be saving money to pay the ones due in April, and the wwe spending/constant zero balance in his account means he hasn't been. I have no idea what the tax bill is on 100k a year, but there is no way he is prepared for it. We are going to see next level begging over the next few months as the anxiety builds up.

Most 'businesses' or independent contractors pay taxes once a quarter. I am guessing Phil does not.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

I'm kinda late to the swollen valpr thing, but holy shit, you guys are hilarious. Is it possible that autism sway he does is an alcoholic thing? I've seen plenty do that while feigning for it.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

I never understood his "something drastic" comment, or whatever was actually said, I remember it being close. Is it because he doesn't want to say it because Youtube would get him for promoting suicide or some dumb shit or did he just not know what to say because the man has never been suicidal or depressed in his life?

You forgot the option where it never happened.
The one where he doesn't want to make something up, in case it comes across as either too soft or too drastic so he just leaves it vague.

I'm not saying it definitely didn't happen, but we have no receipts and DSP lies all the time, about the stupidest shit.

 

[It Goofy]

You forgot the option where it never happened.
The one where he doesn't want to make something up, in case it comes across as either too soft or too drastic so he just leaves it vague.

I'm not saying it definitely didn't happen, but we have no receipts and DSP lies all the time, about the stupidest shit.

Exactly this. The man is a pathological liar, and has been caught numerous times saying things "didn't happen" or "he never said that" when he most certainly did:

• Saying he never asked people to click on his ads when he was monitized (video evidence of him doing exactly that).
• Saying he doesn't play Champions (many pieces of evidence to the contrary and literal video footage of his phone with the app open).
• Saying he doesn't watch wrasslin' (membership to WWE Network - itemized during the bankruptcy).
• Saying he never hated on streamers with LED and ring light setups (many salty clips of evidence hating on "big name" streamers and their setups).
• Saying he never failed the mission (he did).
• Many, MANY other examples that allude me at the moment.

I really don't know where I was going with this. Just wanted to call DSP a lying piece of shit.

 

[Iron Father]

Is it just me or are the viewers that appeared during the pandemic a unique kind of retarded? He's Canadian too.

 

[Kumomo]

Addicted to pills, alcohol and gambling....but somehow he got over all of those the moment he moved to Washington.

Just like his back problems! They got away because of that sweet, sweet Seattle magical air!

 

[Misao Hyper]

I ventured over to Ethan Ralph the last few days, I hate to say it but I missed Phil. So much simpler. Phil is easier to digest imo.

 

[Dona Morte]

God damn it this is like listening to a Phil's day off.
My dying wish is to have Phil read this.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-14289222

 

[It Goofy]

I ventured over to Ethan Ralph the last few days, I hate to say it but I missed Phil. So much simpler. Phil is easier to digest imo.

The Ralph sektor and DSP are my fav lolcow communities - there's always something absolutely retarded to pick apart, and actually quite a few similarities:

• Both pigs with horse wives
• Both decaying rapidly in front of our eyes
• Both pick random retarded crusades (Ralph with other internet personalities, DSP with Burger King and FedEx delivery drivers)
• Both alcoholics
• Both love sweaty muscle men wrestlers
• Both groomers (DSP > Panda / Ralph > Faith)

 

[Fuckyoudad]

honestly don't know about the whole "phils teeth hurt but he won't see a dentist because money" theory.

phil absolutely, inarguably, the type, that if he were in pain, he would spend any amount of money to make it stop. like, do I have to bring up the thumb cut he got? his "ear infections"? if phil was even in mild discomfort we'd never hear the end of it. i don't see why he'd hide teeth pain or avoid fixing it.

Because he's a massive gaping vagina who's afraid of needles. He'd also be put back in the chair unable to engage his many fidgety/clawing/skin picking tics for far longer than he's used to. Couldn't even engage in proper snorts as he chugs back the post-nasal gin. He'll repulse his audience with it but no doubt tries to stifle it in public.

Crippling fear of being in close prahximity with other worthless hoomans (I had to wait 15 mins past my appointment time wauw dood!). Can't handle being told by any sort of authority figure he needs to stop behaving like a retarded child and be responsible in looking after that row of condemned buildings he calls teeth. Sure he could be knocked out for the procedure but then his precious schedule and evening cup rattling session would be put in jeopardy.

I'm sure I could come up with ten other reasons it wouldn't work for him and all of them as weak as his grift game. He only ever needs the tiniest excuse to put something off and he will usually until it's too late then cry about it because every issue is just another opportunity to throw a pity party fundraiser. Plus I don't think we've EVER heard him mention going for as little as a checkup. Dental hygiene and care? Memoryhole it because it doesn't do me any favors at all in the here and now dood.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I never understood his "something drastic" comment, or whatever was actually said, I remember it being close. Is it because he doesn't want to say it because Youtube would get him for promoting suicide or some dumb shit or did he just not know what to say because the man has never been suicidal or depressed in his life?

Dude, it was such a weird thing to say because of all the myriad of possibilities of what drastic thing he wanted to do, none look good. He was obsessed with a girl who, of course, didn't like him, so he wanted to "do something drastic". Like, could be he wanted to shoot up the school, he wanted to re-enact one of his wife beating pre-stream songs on her, anything. You have to be as dumb as DSP to say something so open ended about yourself doing something bad.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I'm sure I could come up with ten other reasons it wouldn't work for him and all of them as weak as his grift game.

i just do not see the man who complains about 62 degrees being "a heat wave" simply living with tooth pain so horrid it makes him wince drinking water.

but considering eight people have responded to me, each stating a different reason as to how this is totally in character for phil, I suppose I am a minority, for the first time in my life...

 

[Fuckyoudad]

i just do not see the man who complains about 62 degrees being "a heat wave" simply living with tooth pain so horrid it makes him wince drinking water.

but considering eight people have responded to me, each stating a different reason as to how this is totally in character for phil, I suppose I am a minority, for the first time in my life...

I mean I do agree I think it's more of a meme at this point and we would absolutely hear about him being in complete agony over any level of pain in the nerves but I'm sure he neglects dental care as much as everything else in his life and is just lucky he's been able to avoid a serious case of the toothache.

If he actually had a real dose of it or genuine pain when trying to chew he wouldn't be able self-diagnose the way he does with other ailments or just keep numbing it with a gin soaked cotton ball like his mahm told him. He'd be forced to sit in the chair and then regale himself for a week on stream over how he handled it like a big boy and deserves extra denticle allowance for the inconvenience it caused him and his melon head mahmwife.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

I don't follow this guy that much anymore because he's as dull as paint drying along with his obvious drama stirring to keep attention on him but this is just too absurd to not comment. A Superbowl "Bash" on the day before the actual Superbowl, admits he doesn't even watch football and bans people out his chat if they talk about it, and im guessing members are like $4 so he's charging his fanbase $2,400 to run a marathon of what im also guessing... non-football related games.

I hope his fans blow every dollar they got on him if he's successfully pulling this crap nowadays.

 

[Iron Father]

i just do not see the man who complains about 62 degrees being "a heat wave" simply living with tooth pain so horrid it makes him wince drinking water.

but considering eight people have responded to me, each stating a different reason as to how this is totally in character for phil, I suppose I am a minority, for the first time in my life...

No I agree with you and I am yet to see a response that makes sense.
No way in hell Phil is sitting there dealing with dental pain every single day.

It's just a detractor meme that his teeth are slaughtered nerve endings.

 

[LieLieFyre]

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I don't follow this guy that much anymore because he's as dull as paint drying along with his obvious drama stirring to keep attention on him but this is just too absurd to not comment. A Superbowl "Bash" on the day before the actual Superbowl, admits he doesn't even watch football and bans people out his chat if they talk about it, and im guessing members are like $4 so he's charging his fanbase $2,400 to run a marathon of what im also guessing... non-football related games.

I hope his fans blow every dollar they got on him if he's successfully pulling this crap nowadays.

So many things to complain about.
1. Why the fuck is he playing oblivion?
2. Either oblivion or one piece on Tuesday? You're fucking up the schedule having to be set retardation Phil. The dents will not be happy.
3. WTF are you going to do with the Superbowl thing? Restream it? Isn't that illegal by your standards Phil? Just sit there and watch and comment on it? What do you even know about sports anyway? No all those madden games don't count.
4. Can't wait on his explanation on the Signalis lore.