The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AirdropShitposts]

EDIT: As I’m going through Kevin’s timeline, I found this! A selfie of him with the FTM British visitor on the tranch, with the alpacas in the background. [A]
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When will someone invent a camera that doesn't transphobically reveal size differences between the sexes? Fucking capitalism, I'm so tired.

 

[notafederalagent]

But the reason I’m posting is because I had to share Bonnie’s new pfp. [A]
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I can't stop laughing at the wheelchair in the back. I would love to witness Boner and Kind dismounting the minivan and transferring her into the wheelchair. You just know they make a big production out of the whole thing.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I can't stop laughing at the wheelchair in the back. I would love to witness Boner and Kind dismounting the minivan and transferring her into the wheelchair. You just know they make a big production out of the whole thing.

I laughed to myself when I saw it too. I guess I can’t say I’m really surprised she pretends she can’t walk still.

 

[AssignedEva]

I laughed to myself when I saw it too. I guess I can’t say I’m really surprised she pretends she can’t walk still.

Actually she does walk when she needs to - specifically when Boner isn't available to chauffer her around and she needs to take an Uber (and doesn't want to pay for a handi-accessible one). It's just that she spends the entire next day having her "siezures" and passing out like a Victorian waif because she "overexerted" herself and damaged her body (read: she punishes Boner for not being at her beck and call at all times).

 

[The NSA]

Paul looks like such a lizard in that selfie. Just waiting for the snake tongue to flick out, it's uncanny.

A long faced, strong jawed MALE lizard.

 

[80's Dad]

That septum piercing on Kevin is so UGLY. Fuck, dude. That jewelry is way too big for even his giant male cranium to get to look proportional. Get smaller diameter jewelry, Kevin! Or just take the thing out, it doesn't suit him at all.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Kevryn thinks that by having a septum piercing, gauged ears, and a Skrillex-on-Autism (yeah, redundant, I know) hair style, it will distract people and they won't notice he's a fat uggo manbaby.

Surprisingly, Kevryn is wrong. These fashion choices don't act as distractors, they do the exact opposite and act as amplifiers, drawing even more attention to his melon-headed fuglyness.

 

[Aliénor]

That septum piercing on Kevin is so UGLY. Fuck, dude. That jewelry is way too big for even his giant male cranium to get to look proportional. Get smaller diameter jewelry, Kevin! Or just take the thing out, it doesn't suit him at all.

Yes. If he insists in having a septum piercing, he should be wearing a small ring like he used to. But for some reason, he thinks it looks really cool to have it get progressively bigger. He's a ridiculous manchild with incredibly poor fashion sense, as shown also in the way he wears his sidecut perfectly aligned to his receding hairline.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

EDIT 2: Uh, are we sure these fucks are moving out?? Kevin just put a new TV on the wall. Some naive follower praises him for getting it up himself, when in reality we know damn well it was probably Penny or Sky who did it. [A]

Maybe he's part of the trash they intend to leave behind. Won't even notice until the freezer runs out of hot pockets.

 

[AnOminous]

Actually she does walk when she needs to - specifically when Boner isn't available to chauffer her around and she needs to take an Uber (and doesn't want to pay for a handi-accessible one).

She has one of those munchie "disabilities" that only stops her from doing things she doesn't want to do.

 

[HackerX]

Yes. If he insists in having a septum piercing, he should be wearing a small ring like he used to. But for some reason, he thinks it looks really cool to have it get progressively bigger. He's a ridiculous manchild with incredibly poor fashion sense, as shown also in the way he wears his sidecut perfectly aligned to his receding hairline.

Unironically my mental image of Kevin

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Still radio silence, except for this: [A]
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But the reason I’m posting is because I had to share Bonnie’s new pfp. [A]
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EDIT: As I’m going through Kevin’s timeline, I found this! A selfie of him with the FTM British visitor on the tranch, with the alpacas in the background. [A]
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EDIT 2: Uh, are we sure these fucks are moving out?? Kevin just put a new TV on the wall. Some naive follower praises him for getting it up himself, when in reality we know damn well it was probably Penny or Sky who did it. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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Could possibly mean a TV at a new place haha

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Could possibly mean a TV at a new place haha

he posted photo of it in his room later, unfortunately.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

That septum piercing on Kevin is so UGLY. Fuck, dude. That jewelry is way too big for even his giant male cranium to get to look proportional. Get smaller diameter jewelry, Kevin! Or just take the thing out, it doesn't suit him at all.

I dont have anything against piercings but of all places where you can put some jewelery you chose the one that makes you look like a farm animal from up close and like having a dark booger dangling from your nose from far away. There is no distance at which a septum piercing looks nice.

Edit: wrong quote

 

[80's Dad]

I dont have anything against piercings but of all places where you can put some jewelery you chose the one that makes you look like a farm animal from up close and like having a dark booger dangling from your nose from far away. There is no distance at which a septum piercing looks nice.

Edit: wrong quote

Piercing sperg/highly opinionated thoughts ahead. I do think certain people can make a septum piercing work, but the jewelry is the main factor in this (since you don't have much choice with placement with these). It needs to be smaller, both in diameter of the ring and gauge, to fit closer to the bottom of the nose,. For some reason, Kevin has decided to stretch this piercing (rarely looks good on anyone, but especially real women) and wear a huge, wide circular barbell through it. You say septum piercings look like boogers hanging out, but Kevin's jewelry choice looks like a Hitler mustache.

I get why some people don't like this piercing at all or reminds them of farm animals, but here are some examples of what I think looks good or bad, just quickly pulled from this BAF jewelry listing. Fellow body mod spergs feel free to add your thoughts.

Spoiler: good septums

Spoiler: bad septums

 

[stupid frog]

Kevryn thinks that by having a septum piercing, gauged ears, and a Skrillex-on-Autism (yeah, redundant, I know) hair style, it will distract people and they won't notice he's a fat uggo manbaby.

Surprisingly, Kevryn is wrong. These fashion choices don't act as distractors, they do the exact opposite and act as amplifiers, drawing even more attention to his melon-headed fuglyness.

I think he's claimed part of it is to "signal" his "queerness". Queer IS a good word for Kevin, just not the way he wants it.

@Humbert Humbert
Is this TV even set up right? Look at the top left and bottom right. There's stuff cut off.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

@Humbert Humbert
Is this TV even set up right? Look at the top left and bottom right. There's stuff cut off.

I don’t know, honestly. However Kevin did get it running and didn’t complain about it not running, so I assume it is working. He was tweeting about Ocarina of Time while playing it all day.

 

[Red Snapper]

he posted photo of it in his room later, unfortunately.
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Of course our Kevvie would pay for the Nintendo Switch online expansion pass to play Ocarina of Time instead of emulating it on his epic gaming computer or just playing the remaster that came out on 3DS (which I'm sure a consoomer like him definitely has.) For the non-tendos here, the expansion pass for the Switch online membership is $50/year, and $30 more than the base Switch online membership. This lets you play some N64 games but the library is quite small. You also get some "free" DLC for some games but it's a total cash grab.

 

[Grift Garrison]

That TV looks 20 years old; so even if he just hung it he could feasibly leave it there when they moved and nothing of value would be lost.

 

[BScCollateral]

That septum piercing on Kevin is so UGLY. Fuck, dude. That jewelry is way too big for even his giant male cranium to get to look proportional. Get smaller diameter jewelry, Kevin! Or just take the thing out, it doesn't suit him at all.

It's like he's trying to look like a piggy.