Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[formerfatcow]

 

[NoReturn]

Skincare and hygiene spergs, I have content for you:

Here's a promo clip of her Today show interview:

 

[formerfatcow]

Here's the segment from Today:

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Here's the segment from Today:

She claims that she passed out last week from not eating (:35).

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

She claims that she passed out last week from not eating (:35).

You don't pass out from not eating food. You can pass out, however, if you're diabetic and fast and your blood sugar crashes as a result.

Just sayin'.

 

[Oy Vey]

So, uh, she got paid for this, right?
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Oy vey...repulsive pig

 

[Jacinda Ardern IRL]

Skincare and hygiene spergs, I have content for you:
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Here's a promo clip of her Today show interview:
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Spoiler: Skincare rundown

Glow Recipe Avocado and Ceremide Cleanser - $28/150 mL


Watermelon Glow Toner - $34/150mL



Future Formula by Agency - starting at $30/month

+$14/month for the Cloud Care she uses at the end


Bioessence Squalane + Marine Algae Eye Cream - $56/15 mL

Not a cheap skincare routine, but also not absurd when you compare it to something you might see on r/skincareaddiction. So with all this skin care, why does she look so... Oily and red all the time? My guess is redness is from tretinoin in her prescription formula might be causing the redness (it's an effective anti-aging ingredient, but it can be irritating). I think her oily appearance is on purpose, in an attempt to "glow".

 

[Narwhal]

Not a cheap skincare routine, but also not absurd when you compare it to something you might see on r/skincareaddiction. So with all this skin care, why does she look so... Oily and red all the time? My guess is redness is from tretinoin in her prescription formula might be causing the redness (it's an effective anti-aging ingredient, but it can be irritating). I think her oily appearance is on purpose, in an attempt to "glow".

I'd wager her shite diet and her constant sweating must have something to do with it.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Skincare and hygiene spergs, I have content for you:
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Why does every skincare routine video have so goddamn many steps? I just keep a bottle of face wash in the shower. I can't imagine having the patience to do all that shit.

So, she does wash her face... supposedly. I refuse to believe this is a daily occurrence. Once, maybe twice a week at best.

 

[NoReturn]

Look at the size of this spoon!
She says the others are dirty, but I don't believe this is an abnormal spoon for her to be using.

More on the Today show:

 

[Local Fed]

Look at the size of this spoon!
She says the others are dirty, but I don't believe this is an abnormal spoon for her to be using.
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More on the Today show:
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My brain isn't working at fully today so I have no witty way of putting this: having a "[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]" or any kind of meme related sticker on your bathroom mirror is really gay.

 

[NoReturn]

My brain isn't working at fully today so I have no witty way of putting this: having a "[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]" or any kind of meme related sticker on your bathroom mirror is really gay.

I didn't even notice on first watch because my eyes were stuck to the "Oops I pfarted." cartoon on her shirt.

 

[Oy Vey]

Look at the size of this spoon!
She says the others are dirty, but I don't believe this is an abnormal spoon for her to be using.

ayy lmao, because it takes all of 30 seconds to clean a spoon..but I'm gonna make an assumption here an guess that she has "crippling depression", which "prevents" her from following basic hygiene protocol

 

[NoReturn]

Tess posted the interview, which we've already seen, on TikTok.
I'm not going to repost the video because that's a waste of server space, but here are some of the comments:


lol:

 

[HerbertWest]

So with all this skin care, why does she look so... Oily and red all the time? My guess is redness is from tretinoin in her prescription formula might be causing the redness (it's an effective anti-aging ingredient, but it can be irritating). I think her oily appearance is on purpose, in an attempt to "glow".

Glow recipe is an overpriced crap. It was popular amongst influencers because of its instagrammable packaging, but I believe it’s not so trendy now.
Redness might be due to tret irritation, but also from other actives, especially physical or chemical exfoliants (the glow recipe toner has pha and bha). Other irritants such as essential oils or fragrance might cause redness in sensitive skin too. It’s worse when you use them together.
She also might have rosacea.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I hate the phrase "exist in this world" wrt fatties. It's like "valid" for genderspecials. It's overused and trite. There's just something so off-putting about it. Bitch, everything with mass exists in this world. You're not special because you're fat, you're just fat. Sorry, "a large bodied individual". That's another phrase that makes me cringe.

I remember many years ago the fat acceptance crowd on Tumblr was trying to destigmatize "fat". They kept saying it's a neutral descriptor, so why get worked up over it when people call you it. That, to me, is body positivity. Accept yourself for who you are, warts and all.

Goal posts always end up being moved largely because socjus groups don't tell the 1% of their group that spends all of their time tard raging about an issue only they care about to stfu and adjust their attitude to match the 99%. These idiots all seem to think that they really can please everyone in their group all of the time, when that's retarded thinking. The whole group will then try to make the 99% of the population who don't give a fuck about their Grand Bullshit go along with whatever form of bullshit they are spouting.

I could be talking about vegans, PETA, fatties, troons, Keto/paleo nerds, religion, politicians, pedos, the list goes on and on.

On the other hand I don't think this site would exist if these groups did stfu about anything.

 

[Gay Mouth]

“Exist in this world” is some strange form of minimization. Almost everyone “exists in this world”. They fit into seats. Seatbelts fit around them. They go through doorways without having to turn sideways. They are within a standard range of size, approximately 100-200 pounds of person ranging from 4’8”-6’6”, at the extremes. It’s only these over-the-top, buckets-of-blubber freaks who struggle to “exist”. Thank GOD we don’t build the world according to gluttons like Tess. Think of the architecture that would be ravaged if we made the world in her image. *shudder* *cringe* *gag* *gag a little more on the bit of throw up that came up*

 

[Local Fed]

Not just for fatties, the "Exist in this world" line from various groups (I'm sure you can imagine the types I'm referring to) has always seemed to be mostly about acting as if society is actually out to get them or at least is specifically hostile to them and for no reason.

Most importantly it's also a way to enforce the idea that they can't help but to exist the way that they do. It's like when Tess says things like "I'm in my fat body." It makes it sound like her body is an external thing that's out of her control or even outside of her control as a concept.

If you're a black person, you're black. You can paint yourself green, but you won't be green. You'll be a black guy painted green. If you're a midget, you're a midget and shoe lifts don't make you taller. Those lifts just provide you with a higher vantage point for real people to still call you short. Those things really weren't in your control; the old gods have abandoned you. However, if you're heavier than the average winner of the "Largest Pumpkin" contest at the Iowa State Fair, put down the cookie, fatass.

 

[Simon]

“Exist in this world” is some strange form of minimization. Almost everyone “exists in this world”. They fit into seats. Seatbelts fit around them. They go through doorways without having to turn sideways. They are within a standard range of size, approximately 100-200 pounds of person ranging from 4’8”-6’6”, at the extremes. It’s only these over-the-top, buckets-of-blubber freaks who struggle to “exist”. Thank GOD we don’t build the world according to gluttons like Tess. Think of the architecture that would be ravaged if we made the world in her image. *shudder* *cringe* *gag* *gag a little more on the bit of throw up that came up*

Could you imagine? Jesus christ. Giant seats on buses, in waiting rooms, giant booths and tables at restaurants, every plane can only seat like half the people because seats are bigger. Roller coasters have to all be re-engineered to fit the deathfat. Everything would have to be completely torn down and re-built, for more money and thus, more expense for the consumer. What a fucking nightmare that would be.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Could you imagine? Jesus christ. Giant seats on buses, in waiting rooms, giant booths and tables at restaurants, every plane can only seat like half the people because seats are bigger. Roller coasters have to all be re-engineered to fit the deathfat. Everything would have to be completely torn down and re-built, for more money and thus, more expense for the consumer. What a fucking nightmare that would be.

Things are slowly changing to accommodate death fats. A lot of restaurants have huge booths now, hospitals changing equipment out to accommodate huge fats, more fatty sizes in mainstream stores like Walmart, wider chairs available in office supply stores and online. I'm sure there are more places I'm not thinking of that are changing things, like stores with wider aisles or less stuff on the floor in general. As someone who is working hard to lose weight it makes me mad. Accommodation is only going to make things worse, then we'll have to listen to the outcries from "experts" saying they have no idea why the obesity epidemic is even more out of control. The American pediatric association just said that fucking surgery is the optimal solution to our childhood obesity problem. Surgery, for a fucking child (I await my lunacy and horrifying ratings).

I think Wall-E was an accurate portrayal of our future. I thought that from the first time I saw it, except I don't think there will be a plucky robot to save us all.