The leveling system and how it interacts with the scaling is pretty counterintuitive. Too bad he went with one of the predefined classes instead of creating his own, I would've loved to see him put the skills he planned on using the most as his major skills. The game would've quickly become unplayable as the enemies scale way above him.
THE NIGGER DOES NOT ITEMIZE
That's exactly his plan.
He won't be giving the itemised accounts to the IRS but he will have itemised accounts somewhere, this is what his accountant should be doing. It's a necessary step to calculate how much he owes the IRS.
I like to imagine the same scene with the gate code every other time he goes to Total Wine or Twirls & Curls.
The thing about the IRS and other legit companies you might end up in debt to, is that they don't want to throw you in prison for years since it means they won't get their money. It's why in most cases people get put on payment plans over jail. You have to be in major shit and completely useless to end up in Jail. As long as DSP is giving them their monthly tribute, they'll be happy. As per the itemized list of things he/you should be giving an accountant, it's the same here pretty much. I'm pretty sure he just gives all his paper work and receipts to his tax guy and calls it a day. What DSP doesn't have is an itemized expense report as to what he's "spending" all his money on for his business. That would absolutely come back to bite him on the ass if anybody decided to look further into it.
The first point is that they have to even look into him. They won't. But if they did.....................................he would have to show he at least tried to create a project that phailed. He can not. Seriously dude, are you as delusional as him to think there aren't people in the real world who have seen this shit actually happen?
Phil has always struggled with pattern recognition, all you have to do is just spent two seconds seeing when the pick falls slowly.
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Alcohol, gin and sweaty jpegs makes him forget.
On your personal taxes you can itemize or take a standard deduction, which I think is what is confusing marlintan. Im sure DSP doesnt itemize on that because for most Americans its correct not to itemize (and its more work, DSP is a GAMER)
i figured this shit out after fifteen minutes of difficulty at the age of twelve. also, he's played every other bethesda game a million times, but forgets that low skill level minigames have basically unwinnable rng? just level up god damn.
He does love his technicalities, I think this man just cracked the code.
To be fair, I'd gingerly eat cake his fatwife made too.
Those toothpicks are as small as his forearms. He truly is delusional.
That's fine because they can still show they actually made the business attempt. He can not.
Oh boy time for an absolutely shitty stream where Phil underdelivers on his promises and engorges himself on microwave meals.
It's honestly delusional how he thinks this is a good look for himself. 2008 Phil looks like a compeltely different person from curren year Phil. Maybe he is an alien in a skinsuit afterall.
You just know he will. My bet is he will bring it up in passing then go on a rant about how toxic and dramaseeking people like that die alone and will never be remembered after they die or fade from fame and attach detractors to that somehow, as if any detractor channels are looking for popularity. Phil ties detractor channels heavily to wanting to make money off him when none of them are as popular as he pretends they are. I'm sure he will also somehow throw in a cope about how he will be remembered long after he dies because he is the opposite of toxic and drama seeking.
Alcohol probably fucked up his teeth, he hides them on camera for every stupid face, and he apparently only brushes them when he goes outside. His teeth are probably fucked up pretty bad and he either self-medicates to ignore the pain or is too lazy to get them checked. Remember Phil hasn't had an eye exam since he's moved to Washington. and I'm sure one day he will pick up his prescription glasses and bitch about how he can't see through them.
Burnell's Beg and Scam
Like I keep saying, he has to have an IQ of 85 max.
PoP brought it up but apparently, Slayer caused a dip in Phil's income thanks to Patreon somehow. I'm amazed Phil is too retarded with his own private reacts though and bitches about how long they can be because he doesn't just watch and commentate like any normal person would. Of course, his lack of time management is the viewer's fault, not his.
To be fair to Phil, he thinks blinds are super complex mechanism. The dumbfuck needed his dad and installers to install shit for him because he is too inept.
Savescumming and bruteforcing a lock. Truly the mindset of a grug.
