Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
The story so far:

Chelton John claims she is in the 'hospice'
She has been doomposting, claiming she is dying, then changes timeline to 'dying in a week or two'

Much escalation, which of course we all predicted ages ago given that we knew her toys were being withdrawn last week. It was inevitable she would do everything in her power to up the ante and get readmitted, and that was before we knew she was a K hound.

Predictions:
She will  somehow munch her way into getting her toobs reinstalled.
She will keep that oxygen mask and it will be her new toy until the end of time.
She will be discharged from the 'hospice' to 'die at home'.
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Someone told me recently you can buy any drug in a major metro area on Tindr if you know the lingo. Maybe she could just do that like other addicts.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
Why is everyone on TikTok so shit at writing? Most of these comments have some kind of grammatical error. And it's not just internetspeak and abbreviations. I'm pretty good at holding back on activating grammar nazi mode but I can't help but point out that the quality of writing is way worse on TT than youtube, reddit, Facebook, or any other platform. What gives?

Chelsea herself is of course party to this. I assumed she was just a retard or high on something but everyone else is doing it too. And that's to say nothing of her bizarre and mildly infuriating use of symbols when transcribing literally any vaguely medical term or negative word.
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The character limit on Tiktok comments is ridiculously short. Even 1 complete sentence is often too long. The app kind of conditions you to communicate like you're illiterate.

Just a fun fact for future farming.
 
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Golden Bat said:
It's possible she's on watch and has had her phone cord confiscated as it could be used to harm herself. Hospitals in the US generally don't involuntarily admit unless they truly believe you are going to harm yourself or others. That isn't to say they can't treat you as someone who is potentially going to harm themselves and reduce your privileges until they can better assess the situation, even if it feels draconic to the patient.

Usually you don't get off watch until you've been assessed by a psychiatrist, if this is the case it may take a while as I believe today is a holiday. Otherwise, I have no idea what happened
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Today is indeed a federal holiday, and adult psych beds are always in short supply, meaning she would have probably been in for a long wait regardless.

Chelsea committed an amateur mistake by suicide baiting on a holiday weekend. They are unlikely to let her go, but they'll be in no rush to get psych to her. With as annoying as she is, I wouldn't blame the hospital for letting her sit and spin for a couple days.

It'll be interesting to see how she returns.
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Today is indeed a federal holiday, and adult psych beds are always in short supply, meaning she would have probably been in for a long wait regardless.

Chelsea committed an amateur mistake by suicide baiting on a holiday weekend. They are unlikely to let her go, but they'll be in no rush to get psych to her. With as annoying as she is, I wouldn't blame the hospital for letting her sit and spin for a couple days.

It'll be interesting to see how she returns.
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I'm hoping for an update from a "loved one" including "coma shots" taken on a timer.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
Guessing this is it since she'd be posting a ton if in hospital with goodies. She probly got insta yeeted got footage and decided lets play dying for views. You'll notice she popped from 3k to 90k off that one video.
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She's at home and trying to politely explain Kiwi Farms to her mom so she'll be cool with lying on Facebook that her daughter died.

You're blaming her, but this incredibly difficult to pull off. Every time we guess what the plan might be and Chelsea reads this, the deck reshuffles!
 
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THE PASTOR LAID HANDS! she’s alive and snarky to commenters on TikTok as of an hour ago.

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Do you think she internally congratulates herself on being such a wonderful actress and fantasizes about someday revealing it was all fake and she had the whole world fooled, in a dramatic monologue?
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Someone told me recently you can buy any drug in a major metro area on Tindr if you know the lingo. Maybe she could just do that like other addicts.
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How much Ketamine would a grifted social security check buy?
 
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I understand this is a rare disorder so studies and literature on it are a little scant, but I'm not sure I have ever heard or seen any doctor refer to SPS specifically as a "terminal illness." I've been scouring different sources and haven't been able to find anything relating to it being fatal, terminal, etc. It seems to cause a steady decline in the functionality of muscles in the body, specifically in the legs, but that on its own wouldn't kill anyone. If she means any of the associated illnesses, like certain types of cancer, that would make more sense but she certainly hasn't claimed that.

I keep reading her comments and watching her videos and can't find anything other than SPS, MCAS, gastropareisis, undefined allergies, and EDS. None of these are anywhere near terminal, but she has been stuck on this idea of being terminally ill for so long. What does she expect people to believe? Is the answer contained in that intentionally vague "the truth will come out" narrative? I figured maybe she had some other alleged fatal issue she claimed to have that I had just missed, but no.

She never explains how any of it is connected, just that she has it, she hurts, and needs her ketamine right now. She uses that cliche "disability rights! I'm an advocate!" shit munchies always do, but who is she advocating for if she can't even begin to inform people of the in's and out's for her conditions? The veneer is not even thin, it's fucking invisible. It just makes less and less sense as it goes on.
 
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VisceraNexus said:
I understand this is a rare disorder so studies and literature on it are a little scant, but I'm not sure I have ever heard or seen any doctor refer to SPS specifically as a "terminal illness." I've been scouring different sources and haven't been able to find anything relating to it being fatal, terminal, etc. It seems to cause a steady decline in the functionality of muscles in the body, specifically in the legs, but that on its own wouldn't kill anyone. If she means any of the associated illnesses, like certain types of cancer, that would make more sense but she certainly hasn't claimed that.

I keep reading her comments and watching her videos and can't find anything other than SPS, MCAS, gastropareisis, undefined allergies, and EDS. None of these are anywhere near terminal, but she has been stuck on this idea of being terminally ill for so long. What does she expect people to believe? Is the answer contained in that intentionally vague "the truth will come out" narrative? I figured maybe she had some other alleged fatal issue she claimed to have that I had just missed, but no.

She never explains how any of it is connected, just that she has it, she hurts, and needs her ketamine right now. She uses that cliche "disability rights! I'm an advocate!" shit munchies always do, but who is she advocating for if she can't even begin to inform people of the in's and out's for her conditions? The veneer is not even thin, it's fucking invisible. It just makes less and less sense as it goes on.
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She also isn't exactly the most reliable narrator. Claiming that they couldn't do an IV push at one point because her blood was moving in reverse. Her saying that her stomach contents are coming up her esophagus due to a "stiff episode" and are a risk for aspiration (which, if true, they would have intubated her to protect her airway). Both things are total nonsense. She has also been claiming recently to have Functional Pain Syndrome, another non-fatal nebulous disorder.

It makes less sense as time goes on because she isn't smart enough to be able to construct a completely coherent narrative. Trying to juggle all this crap, understand it, and make a coherent narrative out of it would require someone of superior intelligence, which she most assuredly is not.

What I can't figure out is why she just hasn't given up the charade and resorted to sucking dick in exchange for K on the street. I mean, she has options if she doesn't want to detox. I honestly have more respect for the junkie whores out there working for their K than Chelsea and her bullshit routine. I mean, if she wasn't completely retarded she would have gone the "refractory depression" route and easily gotten the K that way.
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
What I can't figure out is why she just hasn't given up the charade and resorted to sucking dick in exchange for K on the street. I mean, she has options if she doesn't want to detox. I honestly have more respect for the junkie whores out there working for their K than Chelsea and her bullshit routine. I mean, if she wasn't completely retarded she would have gone the "refractory depression" route and easily gotten the K that way.
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I had the same thought on depression, but they're going to give her tiny doses of oral pills. She's looking minimally for PRN IVPs, ideally a ketamine pump.

It would be like if I promised to take you out to a seafood dinner and movie date and we ate frozen fish sticks and watched old Amberlynn Reid videos in the car. I mean, I technically kept my end of the bargain, right?
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
I mean, if she wasn't completely retarded she would have gone the "refractory depression" route and easily gotten the K that way.
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That’s what spravato is for and I double checked after it came up a couple pages ago — theres a ton of paperwork the doctor has to do, and it’s administered in office only, where you’re then observed for 2+ hours. And even after all that it’s twice a week for a month, then only once a week. Maybe a genius could manage to con their way into daily at home usage, but she’s no genius.

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What would be fun is for her to fake a stiff attack and have someone leave a syringe that is supposed to be full of ketamine in her room and see how long it takes for the episode to stop so she can grab that syringe and jam it in her hickman.

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That’s what spravato is for and I double checked after it came up a couple pages ago — theres a ton of paperwork the doctor has to do, and it’s administered in office only, where you’re then observed for 2+ hours. And even after all that it’s twice a week for a month, then only once a week. Maybe a genius could manage to con their way into daily at home usage, but she’s no genius.

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You'd be surprised how many places are just using IV racemic ketamine for depression and even giving them lozenges of ketamine to use to "top up" until their next infusion. It's technically legal for any doctor to do so that has a DEA license, it is just "off-label" and is typically not covered by insurance so its cash based setup, which works for the doctor. I think it's like $500 a dose? Probably depends on where you are in th US.
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
You'd be surprised how many places are just using IV racemic ketamine for depression and even giving them lozenges of ketamine to use to "top up" until their next infusion. It's technically legal for any doctor to do so that has a DEA license, it is just "off-label" and is typically not covered by insurance so its cash based setup, which works for the doctor. I think it's like $500 a dose? Probably depends on where you are in th US.
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I'm in favor of using ketamine to treat depression, but that's so irresponsible and so similar to the opiate crisis of the early 2000's.
 
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