The Pantsu Sex Tape Gay-op - Fail trolls and even bigger fail copes

Utter vindication KAP was a snake in the grass. It was told to many, they did not listen and here we are. Many moons ago KAP, who is sometimes called ProtectAllPedos for his defense of Flamenco, was told something like this would happen. He did not heed the warning.

So here is what we know about ProtectAllPedos
1. Was simping for Flamenco during the Boy Soprano leak.
2. He is 40 years old and a failed musician.
3. He has a discord account.
4. He runs gay ops in chats with Kinochet.
5. He is buddy-buddy with the Kino Casino
6. He wears Jim's skin like a suit

"I used to listen to his (Ethan Ralph) show... everybody kinda follows Jim around..." - KAP
 
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Isn't that one of Daddy Jim's jokes? Jesus, they're so original...
I'm pretty sure Canceraids patient stole it from us, we've been referring to that site as cozy.gov and cozy.gov.il ever since it was known that some IDF far right simp had a hand in its creation.

I might even be the one that coined this dumb term since the earliest result is this post:

Post in thread 'Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffa...dominatrix-sorrentithott.115295/post-12873902

And before that, here's the oldest mention of cozy.gov.il.

Now I feel fucking dirty, they ruined the term for me. :(
 
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This is all my fault. I take full responsibility. No excuses. Let me explain.
You make good shit and aren't a retard so you've been given a pass, but you need to get away from these dedicated ayylawg group chats/discords etc.

Those faggots are giving off Sons of Kojima vibes
 
@#KillAllPedos are you going to explain why you’re in a group chat with the most annoying and attention-seeking gunt orbiters? The “whoops I shared one pic and all my friends pretended it was real” excuse doesn’t really pass the sniff test.
Maybe I'm being overly kind, but I kinda buy his story.

Mainly because:

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What appears to have happened here is that KAP suggested it as something to fuck with Ralph directly, but the rest of the retards went and turned it into a clout chasing public spectacle. Ya know, as they do. You could argue he was still proposing a gay op, and you wouldn't be wrong, but the only reason we're even talking about this is because Kinochet, or whoever is behind the fake Fuentes account, vomited it out on Twitter.

That said, he really needs to get the fuck out of there. Those people are all faggots. I'm inclined to give KAP a mulligan on this one, but probably not again. His artistic talents are wasted on such fuckery. I think @#KillAllPedos would agree that cropping an image of Meigh eating a taco isn't on the same level of effort as his (obvious) parody videos.
 
The second someone starts gay ops, is also the moment they lose any credibility and trust. Regardless the fact it was posted in some faggy DM chat, it still comes back to the farms. KAP should release the DM logs of the group chat, just so we can see the type of fags these alogs are like behind closed doors.
 
There is a saying that says never attribute malice where it easy can be contributed to stupidity or something like that. I am not sure I buy that explanation here though. This is only a glimpse of what goes on behind the scenes with these morons. They haven't done any humanitarian mission in africa yet. But when people start profiling themselves as gangsters, secret agents, and doing homosexual tranny ops. It's like they have lost touch with reality.

What makes this very sketchy is when you make a living out of this. Is tardski and that fat cattepillar dude paying for this? The connection between the Casino and this situation seem pretty obvious if you ask me. They seem to have been grifting of this the moment it happened. Is the reason why the timestamps of the DM's where censored to obfuscate this? It's meticulously done with every message. So there is some fuckery with the time going on here. we are not supposed to know when those messages took place. But why?
Perhaps timestamps were edited because KAP doesn't live in a continental US time zone and didn't think to change his device's time setting before screen capping?
Maybe Hawaii? Normally getting "timezone doxed" would basically be meaningless, unless your clock is two hours earlier than Pacific Time. That would be a detail to obfuscate
 
I'm pretty sure Canceraids patient stole it from us, we've been referring to that site as cozy.gov and cozy.gov.il ever since it was known that some IDF far right simp had a hand in its creation.
I've never actually been to that site so I, uh, didn't know that was a joke. Even though it should have been obvious. I mean, how could they even obtain a government web address?

I always suspected I was a retard but it's nice to get confirmation. It's because they're full of Feds! Idiot.
 
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I agree that we should give KAP a pass just this once, but not again.
The fact these losers really are in a discord-esque group chat together sucking each other's dicks is very homo and it exposes how shit the ahog faction has become, especially since their father passed away from alice in wonderland syndrome or whatever the fuck.
KAP please just hang out in sneedchat instead like the cool kids do.
 
I think people take the way Kiwi Farms likes things to be generally factual for archival purposes and get trolling outside of Kiwi Farms mixed up with that philosophy.

That said, holy shit, how many fucking wanna-be ecelebs and namefags are in that group chat? lol
 
What KAP didn't acknowledge in the "only 7 minutes from inception to implementation" press statement was they also got other people to cosign it's existence including Pantsu's dad, Matt Jarbo, and Digibro. I know Faith is also in their chat group but she doesn't appear to be implicated in the fuckery.
Sorry, I might have missed something but was the Faith association confirmed?
@#KillAllPedos is Faith Vickers in your chat group with Kinochet and the other cloutchasers/Kino Casino simps?
If not, at what level do you interact with her?
What exactly is the point of orbiting that cow?
 
Sorry, I might have missed something but was the Faith association confirmed?
@#KillAllPedos is Faith Vickers in your chat group with Kinochet and the other cloutchasers/Kino Casino simps?
If not, at what level do you interact with her?
What exactly is the point of orbiting that cow?
Apologies, I meant to go pull proofs but never did.
There was a video posted to Twitter, I believe by Warski although I'm not finding it now. It looked like some sort of Twitter group, PFP bubbles with that ripple effect around them when they spoke. Warski was talking to Podawful about the ashes thing and Jesse teased that he would be discussing it on his show later. There were like 9-12 people in the group and Faith's avatar was along the bottom row.

(Still not finding it. I suck for not archiving everything I come across. I'll try to become more vigilant and remind everyone to do the same because this "merry band of pranksters" loves running damage control, although I might just be looking at wrong accounts for this thing)
 
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Imagine your literal livelihood depending on Ethan Ralph drama, and working with other desperate autists to artificially continue that drama at all times, while your family gets swatted and your life gets ruined forever in Google’s SEO.

I’d rather kill myself.
 
The fact these losers really are in a discord-esque group chat together sucking each other's dicks is very homo and it exposes how shit the ahog faction has become, especially since their father passed away from alice in wonderland syndrome or whatever the fuck.
I thought KF was about observing the animals. Pointing and laughing from behind the glass. But it seems like so many posters wanna jump into the chimp enclosure and chimp out with them. Want to hang out and become friends with cows and become orbiter cow e-celebs themselves. And then surprise, surprise, hanging out with retards leads to them becoming retards and getting laughed at.
 
Sorry, I might have missed something but was the Faith association confirmed?
@#KillAllPedos is Faith Vickers in your chat group with Kinochet and the other cloutchasers/Kino Casino simps?
If not, at what level do you interact with her?
What exactly is the point of orbiting that cow?
There's a bunch of people in that group but as things go less than half are actively doing stupid shit. Not sure if the Vickers are involved but it won't surprise me if they are.

Vicky is a gargantuan sperg but I don't think he's that dumb, he can prove me wrong and incinerate the last amount of good will if he wants, not that my stupid opinions matter.
 
I thought KF was about observing the animals. Pointing and laughing from behind the glass. But it seems like so many posters wanna jump into the chimp enclosure and chimp out with them. Want to hang out and become friends with cows and become orbiter cow e-celebs themselves. And then surprise, surprise, hanging out with retards leads to them becoming retards and getting laughed at.
I think it directly ties back to Chris Chan going to jail. As near as I can tell that's the moment A-Log went from meaning unfunny try-hard to funny guy ebic troll (for $20!).

A lot of people are sociopathic but desperately claw for an excuse to justify their behavior, usually through the lens of comparative morality. "Ralph is guilt-free Chris Chan" was a shitty take I saw recently. Ralph is a dickhead but he should have zero bearing on your IRL life and if he does you probably deserve a thread here 🙄
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There's a bunch of people in that group but as things go less than half are actively doing stupid shit. Not sure if the Vickers are involved but it won't surprise me if they are.

Vicky is a gargantuan sperg but I don't think he's that dumb, he can prove me wrong and incinerate the last amount of good will if he wants, not that my stupid opinions matter.
I think that Vickers' disapproval is shown by the fact that his pet chav sperged out about the incident. Say what you want about Vickers, but I think he's smart enough to steer clear of this dumb bullshit.
 
I think that Vickers' disapproval is shown by the fact that his pet chav sperged out about the incident. Say what you want about Vickers, but I think he's smart enough to steer clear of this dumb bullshit.
Imagine giving Cog a W, imagine doing so after serving Fagmenco a W on a gold plate.
And imagine not drinking bleach afterwards.
 
I think that Vickers' disapproval is shown by the fact that his pet chav sperged out about the incident. Say what you want about Vickers, but I think he's smart enough to steer clear of this dumb bullshit.
I didn't see Mr Vickers there, just Faith.
 
Maybe I'm being overly kind, but I kinda buy his story.

Mainly because:

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What appears to have happened here is that KAP suggested it as something to fuck with Ralph directly, but the rest of the retards went and turned it into a clout chasing public spectacle. Ya know, as they do. You could argue he was still proposing a gay op, and you wouldn't be wrong, but the only reason we're even talking about this is because Kinochet, or whoever is behind the fake Fuentes account, vomited it out on Twitter.

That said, he really needs to get the fuck out of there. Those people are all faggots. I'm inclined to give KAP a mulligan on this one, but probably not again. His artistic talents are wasted on such fuckery. I think @#KillAllPedos would agree that cropping an image of Meigh eating a taco isn't on the same level of effort as his (obvious) parody videos.
Yeah, I don't care about fucking with Ralph in that kinda way. I think many of us have done so plenty with various cows. This entire site probably wouldn't even exist without people prodding them. Chris wouldn't have given anyone even 1/10th of the funny spergery without it.
Having said that, no one should come looking for asspats for doing it. It's cringe and has an air of self-importance, and even more so when the purpose of doing it is to create content for and line the pockets of some morbidly obese Canadian bull dyke-looking creature and his anthropomorphic potato cohost.
 
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