DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Near]

Beating the shit out of panda on stream would get him crazy views.

Oh that's his last resort plan for saving his yt business if everything else fails. He really doesn't want that 9-5 job.

 

[Keystone]

Oh that's his last resort plan for saving his yt business if everything else fails. He really doesn't want that 9-5 job.

After all that's happened since he got booted from his last 9-5 job, I really doubt anyone is going to hire him for another. One look at this guy from a simple Google search and any sane HR department will send his application to the incinerator in record time.

 

[Karen Riley]

Don't worry, either side gives no shade of a fuck. Especially Machinima.

This. Every single time DSP does something moronic or underhanded everyone comes out to say that Machinima are going to sack him and that he's finished and nothing happens. The laws of a normal job don't seem to apply to Machinima. A lot of people were convinced he'd be punished when he broke street date for Dark Souls and he was fine, it's false hope to assume Machinima will care at this point.

 

[Petronella]

This Is How You Don't Play With Yourself

 

[MMX]

This. Every single time DSP does something moronic or underhanded everyone comes out to say that Machinima are going to sack him and that he's finished and nothing happens. The laws of a normal job don't seem to apply to Machinima. A lot of people were convinced he'd be punished when he broke street date for Dark Souls and he was fine, it's false hope to assume Machinima will care at this point.

Pretty much that
Phils been homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, broken privacy agreements, broken street dates and now this.
Machinima wont give a shit till the trouble phil causes and the effort to manage the fallout outweighs the money he brings in for the minimum effort he requires.

 

[Xerxes IX]

I wonder, does him jerking it come up as the first result when you search Phil Burnell, because if it does, he's fucked nobody will hire him for sure now.

Now I'm morbidly curious as to what he was watching or looking at while he was being a 60 second man. I don't think he was using the PS4's browser to look at porn because anyone who has ever used the PS3 or 4 to browse web pages will tell you it's about as bad as vigorously scratching your balls with sandpaper.

Probably his stream's view count going up.

 

[Chaosbandit]

And the attempts to spin go on...

 

[Buck Bumble]

Oh, you have no idea. His forum right now is basically asspatting Phil for 'handling it well' when during the incident itself their strategy for handling it was complete and utter denial.

Of course, Phil handles laughing at himself like people on reddit handle being downvoted - he's going to keep bringing it up until any respect anyone had for him (if any) whittles away.

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

I can't get over the fact that this Tony Hawk PS1 custom skater looking asshole is breaking the nerd internet for jacking it.

Hell, I first learned about it in a Facebook group for 80's grindhouse VHS only films, and that thread is still chugging along at a steady pace.

 

[Petronella]

Well, given that becoming a sex worker has become popular in the gaming world, maybe Phil is just trying to have a backup plan in case playing video games doesn't pan out...

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

1 sub = 1 stroke

 

[BrunoMattei]

The 4 hour sequel...

I assume that he's going to dedicate an hour to the Champion Gundyr fight and probably another hour to the Nameless King. For the most part I liked Outsyder's DON'T Play of Souls 3 but we didn't need hour long montages of Phil failing to specific bosses.

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

That's one of the great mysteries of the universe right there, that a guy who is horrible at video games and is an all around deplorable human being can have a several hundred viewer count on this crap, while other dudes that are legitimately cool and pretty good at the same game can struggle to break 10 viewers on a 5 hour stream.

 

[Vault Boy]

I just checked the main DSP Beats It video, and it has over 188,000 views in one day.

When a video showcasing your major fuckup has way more views than your actual videos, you should just throw in the towel.

 

[Curious Observer]

That's one of the great mysteries of the universe right there, that a guy who is horrible at video games and is an all around deplorable human being can have a several hundred viewer count on this crap, while other dudes that are legitimately cool and pretty good at the same game can struggle to break 10 viewers on a 5 hour stream.

Either they have low standards or are easily impressed. Hell, look at KG or Ash. When people mentioned Phil being mentioned by the Achievement Hunters or Takahata101 they were like "Who's that? Some low life loooooser?" They probably don't watch a lot of other Youtubers, which would probably explains their low standards.

 

[Mapache]

Huh, in the video he looks so calm and collected, not even a gasp when he realized that all of his subscribers heard him strangle his sausage. methinks that he did it for attention

 

[MMX]

Either they have low standards or are easily impressed. Hell, look at KG or Ash. When people mentioned Phil being mentioned by the Achievement Hunters or Takahata101 they were like "Who's that? Some low life loooooser?" They probably don't watch a lot of other Youtubers, which would probably explains their low standards.

Theres a point of realisation when you can either accept something you dedicated your love and time to was a bag of shit and move on or double down and keep justifing to others why your right. You either start to believe again or you keep going because your going to look double stupid for going so far.
KG and Ash reached that point sometime ago.
Just look at groups like Bri Wu supporters who have seemingly never questioned her narrative and believe Rev 60 is coming to steam anyday now and will be epic.
Every SJW scam fund raising, every kickstarter that never delivered, every special snowflake looking for funding. The majority of their supporters are people who accept they were conned/ripped off/ lied to but refuse to admit it so they keep playing along shouting down the rational and telling themselves they still enjoy it and that Wu/Phil/Anita may be exploiting others just not them cause they were here first.

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

I mean, not to powerlevel too much, but I run a stream for a few days a week, a few hours each day just playing random shit like Turbografx games, Titanfall, Commander Keen, Battlefield Vietnam, Adventures of Bayou Billy, and all sorts of other fun BS. I have been through all sorts of promotion and attempting to get shoutouts. I have paid for the equipment, the fancy setup, the fancy stream layouts, everything. I can never break double digits, despite the fact that I have never jacked off on stream, I have never demanded anything of viewers, I've never treated my viewers with anything other than respect and smiles, and my mantra has always been "If you're bored and want to watch some good old gaming, drop by and have a drink, if not that's cool too either way I'm going to game on".

It get's me a bit flustered when you have legit scummy people like DSP and Black DSP with hundreds of followers just clamoring for their bullshit, while simultaneously ignoring the up and coming streamers. Not that I'm trying to go pro or land a sponsor or anything, but it'd be cool once in awhile to have some people come hang out. I guarantee you I will never ejaculate in front of anyone.....without a donation first I guess idk

But enough about me, let's talk about The King of Fap and his horrible self some more.

 

[Vault Boy]

I mean, not to powerlevel too much, but I run a stream for a few days a week, a few hours each day just playing random shit like Turbografx games, Titanfall, Commander Keen, Battlefield Vietnam, Adventures of Bayou Billy, and all sorts of other fun BS. I have been through all sorts of promotion and attempting to get shoutouts. I have paid for the equipment, the fancy setup, the fancy stream layouts, everything. I can never break double digits, despite the fact that I have never jacked off on stream, I have never demanded anything of viewers, I've never treated my viewers with anything other than respect and smiles, and my mantra has always been "If you're bored and want to watch some good old gaming, drop by and have a drink, if not that's cool too either way I'm going to game on".

It get's me a bit flustered when you have legit scummy people like DSP and Black DSP with hundreds of followers just clamoring for their bullshit, while simultaneously ignoring the up and coming streamers. Not that I'm trying to go pro or land a sponsor or anything, but it'd be cool once in awhile to have some people come hang out. I guarantee you I will never ejaculate in front of anyone.....without a donation first I guess idk

But enough about me, let's talk about The King of Fap and his horrible self some more.

If it makes you feel better, Phil has been losing popularity for years, and is one of the most despised people on YouTube.

Besides, I doubt any major streamer would ever make as big of a fuckup as Phil just had. He's nothing more than a punchline at this point.

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

If it makes you feel better, Phil has been losing popularity for years, and is one of the most despised people on YouTube.

Besides, I doubt any major streamer would ever make as big of a fuckup as Phil just had. He's nothing more than a punchline at this point.

Yeah, I got ya. I met DSP and John Rambo a few years back at a tournament in TN, and DSP is just as awful in real life as he is in youtube videos. You even got this aura from John that he would rather be anywhere at all, rather than be sharing a hotel room with DSP.