Containment What If?

What would you do if you met Chris?
I'd buy him lunch at a restaraunt I know has some pretty awesome burgers, but throughout the meal I'd keep calling him Chris and use male pronouns. Whenever he tries to correct me I'll just go "Hm, Yeah". And on the trips to and back, GG Allin would be on the radio, and I'd smoke with the windows closed. It's one thing to make him chimpout, but it's another thing to annoy them without making it look like you're doing it on purpose.
 
What if Chris became the mayor of Ruckersville and tried to turn it into a real life CWCville?
 
The stench of the two fecalphiliacs combined would cause the earth to collapse upon itself.

What if Chris was Nick Bate's cellmate?
 
What if Barb died on the crapper?
If she broke the crapper in the process then it'd give Chris more reasons not to use a toilet and just shit himself.
What if Chris bought a building for Sonichu Entertainment of America?
 
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