You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Boom Boss said:
I hate those masculine hygiene commercials for Manscaped and Dr. Sasquatch. Fucking insecure commercials.
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I hate their commercials too but for how expensive it is I liked both their products. Dr. Squatch for the soap and how the grit really gets the pores off of my skin and leaves a nice smell. And manscaped because regular shaving cream didn’t work too good.
 
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Bunny Tracks said:
I was going to say what the fuck are you talking about until I saw the acrylic nails thing at the bottom.

To answer your question about long nails in general though, as someone who comes from a family where everyone both male, and female has them, it's not so much we like them long so much as they grow really fucking fast, are ridiculously durable, and don't get in the way as much as you'd think.

They only really scratch if you're going out of your way to do that, or if they're jagged, and broken. They don't really tap on things either because we use the very bottoms of fingers to avoid that, and shit, too. Them not looking good is also not a problem because we live in the middle of bumfuck Appalachia where no one's nails look good, so it doesn't really matter that ours don't either.

Really the only downside is that when they break, they break near the nailbed, and that hurts like a bitch.
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Please clip your nails regularly. It's just unhygienic, bacterias are getting trapped under the nails. And not wanting to look good just because nobody else does it is weird. You should look good for yourself, fuck other people.
AnOminous said:
If you buy a pair of argyle socks, one of them instantly disappears. Somehow, God ordained this.
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That's why you buy 10+ pairs.
Shidoen said:
I hate their commercials too but for how expensive it is I liked both their products. Dr. Squatch for the soap and how the grit really gets the pores off of my skin and leaves a nice smell. And manscaped because regular shaving cream didn’t work too good.
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Please don't say you're using the soap on your face.
It's a myth that pores can be minimised.
 
Vingle said:
Please clip your nails regularly. It's just unhygienic, bacterias are getting trapped under the nails. And not wanting to look good just because nobody else does it is weird. You should look good for yourself, fuck other people.

That's why you buy 10+ pairs.

Please don't say you're using the soap on your face.
It's a myth that pores can be minimised.
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Also yes i use the soap in my face but I was talking about on my actual body since I got fat guy pimples.
 
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Shidoen said:
Also yes i use the soap in my face but I was talking about on my actual body since I got fat guy pimples.
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Haha, FAT.

But seriously. Look into Cerave SA Smoothing Cleanser.
AnOminous said:
And this is when the law kicks in real hard and somehow 19 of them disappear instantly. Try it. You'll see it.
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Is this the curriculum at law school?
Will you get in legal trouble if you try to buy 20 more pairs?
 
Boom Boss said:
I hate those masculine hygiene commercials for Manscaped and Dr. Sasquatch. Fucking insecure commercials.
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If we are talking male insecurity in ads

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Vingle said:
Please clip your nails regularly. It's just unhygienic, bacterias are getting trapped under the nails. And not wanting to look good just because nobody else does it is weird. You should look good for yourself, fuck other people.
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I do. I was just explaining for people who wanted to know why some people have long nails.

Besides, in addition to hygiene, cutting them makes it so they don't break near the nailbed like I mentioned.
 
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Vingle said:
Is this the curriculum at law school?
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Yes. They don't teach you how to pass the bar (because even a retard can do that) and they don't teach you how to practice law (look at Kevin LanDUI from the lolsuit), but there is an entire course in how to purchase socks.

And you have to pass it to get your degree.

I'm not lying, would someone with a J.D. just go on the Internet and lie?
 
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Hearing incels of all people bitching about chicks in a piece of media not looking as fuckable as they desire because they are only capable of seeing through a dick-colored lens is annoying. More than annoying. Their shit is no small part of what's going wrong with the west in the broader context of rippling effects. On top of that, they're bitching about this regarding a TV show in a post-apocalyptic setting. I'm here to see if they butchered the original story, not to hear you bitch about what does and doesn't please your peen. The greasy little 2/10 NEET has the nerve to try to justify it by saying that an apocalypse wouldn't just kill off all the attractive people. Bruh.

Do you not understand that most of what you call "beauty" is fake, forced and/or consumes insane amounts of time and resources? There's no post-apocalyptic plastic surgery, much less plastic surgery touch-up maintenance. There's no gallons of makeup and hair gunk for THOTs and fruitcups to go through every month. There's no eyebrow waxing, shading or threading. There's no anti-aging chemical moisturizer creams. There's no hair dye or hair highlighting kits. There's no hair extensions. There's no mani-pedi shops. There's no chemical peels or volcanic mud facials. There's no nighttime cool-gel eye masks to prevent eye aging. There's no skin, nails and hair supplements. There's no shapewear. There's no specialized exercise equipment for working on the exact muscles to tone and bulk here but stay skinny over there. There's no padded bras or contraptions to hike their tits (sometimes literally) up to their collarbones. There's no slutwear factories to make impractical clothes. None of that is a thing in any remotely realistic post-apocalyptic world.

Hate to break it to you, but the reason why THOTs spend so much money and time on themselves is exclusively to try to look the way guys like you expect average chicks to look just by default. All so you can bitch about how much time and money they spend on stupid shit while being vain. TBH, it's maddening hearing about it from dudes with appearances and lifestyles that give them no room to complain about those kinds of expectations from anyone else. You're thirsting after vain harpies who spend all of their time and resources doing what I listed and hoing for cash to keep doing them in stead of oh I dunno, learning how to cook, sew, care for others or garden so they can get a respectable husband in stead of attracting droves of pathetic perverts with no futures like flies on shit.

I know I don't have to deal with these specific things firsthand being married and settled and all, but goddamn I hate watching the world burn down around me. I'm so sick of seeing and hearing failed men complaining about what they want from women, demanding that they be failed women because it looks hotter to them. Go SIMP for high-effort trannies and drag queens if you love artificial femininity with no future so damn much.
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Hearing incels of all people bitching about chicks in a piece of media not looking as fuckable as they desire because they are only capable of seeing through a dick-colored lens is annoying. More than annoying. Their shit is no small part of what's going wrong with the west in the broader context of rippling effects. On top of that, they're bitching about this regarding a TV show in a post-apocalyptic setting. I'm here to see if they butchered the original story, not to hear you bitch about what does and doesn't please your peen. The greasy little 2/10 NEET has the nerve to try to justify it by saying that an apocalypse wouldn't just kill off all the attractive people. Bruh.

Do you not understand that most of what you call "beauty" is fake, forced and/or consumes insane amounts of time and resources? There's no post-apocalyptic plastic surgery, much less plastic surgery touch-up maintenance. There's no gallons of makeup and hair gunk for THOTs and fruitcups to go through every month. There's no eyebrow waxing, shading or threading. There's no anti-aging chemical moisturizer creams. There's no hair dye or hair highlighting kits. There's no hair extensions. There's no mani-pedi shops. There's no chemical peels or volcanic mud facials. There's no nighttime cool-gel eye masks to prevent eye aging. There's no skin, nails and hair supplements. There's no shapewear. There's no specialized exercise equipment for working on the exact muscles to tone and bulk here but stay skinny over there. There's no padded bras or contraptions to hike their tits (sometimes literally) up to their collarbones. There's no slutwear factories to make impractical clothes. None of that is a thing in any remotely realistic post-apocalyptic world.

Hate to break it to you, but the reason why THOTs spend so much money and time on themselves is exclusively to try to look the way guys like you expect average chicks to look just by default. All so you can bitch about how much time and money they spend on stupid shit while being vain. TBH, it's maddening hearing about it from dudes with appearances and lifestyles that give them no room to complain about those kinds of expectations from anyone else. You're thirsting after vain harpies who spend all of their time and resources doing what I listed and hoing for cash to keep doing them in stead of oh I dunno, learning how to cook, sew, care for others or garden so they can get a respectable husband in stead of attracting droves of pathetic perverts with no futures like flies on shit.

I know I don't have to deal with these specific things firsthand being married and settled and all, but goddamn I hate watching the world burn down around me. I'm so sick of seeing and hearing failed men complaining about what they want from women, demanding that they be failed women because it looks hotter to them. Go SIMP for high-effort trannies and drag queens if you love artificial femininity with no future so damn much.
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Bro they’re incels, getting worked up over it is incel like behavior so just point, laugh, and move on.
 
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Shidoen said:
Bro they’re incels, getting worked up over it is incel like behavior so just point, laugh, and move on.
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Agreed. The existence of incels isn't a sign that the world burning down. They're just the product of guys with needlessly high standards hoping that a unicorn will walk up to their doorstep and ask to marry them.

I'm pretty sure those kinds of people have existed longer than any of us have been alive.
 
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Shidoen said:
Bro they’re incels, getting worked up over it is incel like behavior so just point, laugh, and move on.
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Kind of hard not to hate it when it's a massive part and symptom of what's destroying society, you know? It's one of the many stages of the slippery slope that the boomers threw soapy water onto.
 
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Patrick Bait-man said:
Why do women like to have long nails?

They don't look good, they scratch, they impair everyday functionality and then there's the fucking tapping.

It's quite funny to see a woman with very long nails try to do anything with their hands. Why do you put yourself through that?

(I'm more so talking about acrylic nails but it still applies).
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Is this a personal callout?
 
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