Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Truly appreciate Godwinson bringing down the hammer on all the sektur grifters.
Get a real job, faggots.

 

[Captain Manning]

Other than Godwinson's coverage of it, I need to dump it and get into this drama.

Relevant to this thread:

In some respects, Godwinson might have done his bombing run on Rekieta a bit too soon. All the degeneracy by Rekitea and his wife was Gold, but the Locals shit that came after Godwinson was done has been fucking Platinum. Not that he could have known it at the time. For example, one of the thots threatening to sue is upset because she keeps posting pictures of her ass in a thong, and Nick's KF thread keeps laughing at her. A lot of the women (and some men) can't stop posting their lewds. It's basically a harem of stupid wine mommies and cucks. There is even a husband and wife in there. The wife posts lewds and husband goes all Internet tough guy at anybody laughing at her and him for it happening.

Maybe Godwinson will circle back around to this subject at some point.

I hope I dont have to get a Locals, Discord, Cuckswap, or whatever to follow this shit.

No, the thing about his Locals is that it's free to view and screencap. Several people are doing it. You only need to pay if you want to post (which you shouldn't). That's why they're fucking furious, and we know they're furious, and they get even more furious as the thread keeps laughing at them for being furious. It's been an awesome cycle.

 

[fedoralordjish]

He's on a tear against Jim fans, who he calls Jimwalkers (LMAO). He shit on Paulyfrog, Carl Schwartz, Gator, and now Kinochet and everyone involved in the fake Pantsu leaks. Now he's going after chudbuds in my opinion because they're kinda Jim fans, obvious by the name, Jim's on it, and Claire is the leader so everyone will get mad that she's being attacked. Then when people sperg out at him or comment on it he can fire back even more.

TBH it's great trolling, I"m really impressed how he's riling everyone up LMFAO. People are outraged. He's like, dismantling Jim's entire fanbase.

Looks like he has a manic episode or is unable to put the coke down.

 

[Oven_Juice]

Looks like he has a manic episode or is unable to put the coke down.

Thank god for that.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Sorry, I've already tapped out at the segment about 10 seconds in with Jim voice clips and her unironically saying "Chyat, chyat, chyat". And she runs Chudbuds? I can see why Godwinson's going after her too.

So Locals is some kind of faggy social media site, but "Locals" really sounds like swinger Only Fans. The fact that Rackets uses it as that reinforces it.

Read some of the Rackets thread, and while Rackets seems like he's turning out to eventually be the next big cow like Ralph or Nick... Like with them, I'm really getting the vibe that a lot there who were defending this shit not that long ago are just like... when some fag orbiter finds out the chick they're simping for is fucking other dudes, but Nick is the chick who they spent all that money on. They're not laughing at Nick cause he's a retard, but because he's their parasocial ex. Its like seeing Flam and Gator to your left and right when alogging Ralph, and clenching your teeth in disgust like "Do I wanna be in this company?"

Gonna hope, like watching 20 hour boring Kino Casino streams, that Godwinson will just... do all the alogging for me and sum it up in a nice watchable video.

Looks like he has a manic episode or is unable to put the coke down.

Its what happens when Godwinson collects all the Chaos Emeralds and reaches full power.

Covering so many topics and cows in such little time! Is he too fast and too edgy for you?

 

[chudbere]

I've already tapped out at the segment about 10 seconds in with Jim voice clips and her unironically saying "Chyat, chyat, chyat".

Lol...it was just a bit, but I totally understand why you tapped out. So, Rekieta has this segment called Unbreaded where he reads from some nut job professor's manifesto. I was aping on that with "Unsalted" and wanted to make it as over the top silly as possible while I read some of Rackets most assmad comments from his locals. Generally, I do kind of laid back deep-dive type streams with a lot of research and clips. Or I just play Resident Evil lol. That's part of why I don't stream very often, takes a bit of time to put all that together while juggling kids. Experimented lately with having some panelists on streams like Gator or Randbot, but think I'll probably go back to doing stuff solo instead, too hard to keep people on track (especially if they are drunk *cough* Rand *cough*).

Now he's going after chudbuds in my opinion because they're kinda Jim fans, obvious by the name, Jim's on it, and Claire is the leader so everyone will get mad that she's being attacked. Then when people sperg out at him or comment on it he can fire back even more.

So yeah, saw I was tagged here, I agree with @I'm Just A Worm and think that GWS is probably just going after anyone in the "Jimosphere" currently, which is fine. I am a Jim fan, but he doesn't run the chudbuds instance, he didn't even join it until a couple months after it was made, and his main account with ~10k followers is still on poast. I made it in September, mostly just wanted to make an instance for KF refugees or others who liked talking about drama stuff, because the existing member base on poast didn't seem too fond of that new crowd after Josh and Jim joined there. I also wanted to have an instance where loli was banned, unlike poast.

Anyway, FWIW I haven't really watched much GWS but I remember thinking his Rekieta video was pretty funny, although the fake pic from that bar I think he should have left out, it was funny enough already without that. I do second the recommendation of Elissa Clips channel for a look at the stuff Nick Rekieta has been up to lately, she has done a really good job chronicling stuff Nick's been saying on streams and also stuff like Josh's segments about Nick on MATI.

 

[Pomniman]

Even leaving the gym angle aside, anything on the fediverse is an easy target because it's extremely easy to paint federation as a gimmick technology for tranny anarcho-communists, pedophiles, and cheese smelling autists in general in the same way that tor and crypto were fearmongered about for years by the media. But then of course an anglo who simps for the fbi is going to take that sort of basic bitch tack when it comes to anything he doesn't immediately understand; "it is what it is" as his morbidly obese disowned son says.

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

Just watched Godwinson's latest video on Kinochet, which was my first time seeing his content. Elicited audible laughter multiple times, which is difficult to do. Some of those takes did seem awfully familiar but it doesn't take a genius to come up with anything said here regardless.

He makes all of the right people seethe and is funny. Sad that's such a big ask from da sektur but glad someone is filling the niche

 

[Pomniman]

Just watched Godwinson's latest video on Kinochet, which was my first time seeing his content. Elicited audible laughter multiple times, which is difficult to do. Some of those takes did seem awfully familiar but it doesn't take a genius to come up with anything said here regardless.

He makes all of the right people seethe and is funny. Sad that's such a big ask from da sektur but glad someone is filling the niche

Mostly truuuu, but he's a slimy repulsive hypocrite nigger in his own right even if the likes of ppp make him seem like a saint. He's funnier than anyone else at the moment when he really gets going, I'll give him that much, but a lot of it is contingent on viewers having an extremely short attention span/being easily distracted by literal sleight of hand carny gimmicks like turning lighters on while shucking and jiving to music.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Lol...it was just a bit, but I totally understand why you tapped out. So, Rekieta has this segment called Unbreaded where he reads from some nut job professor's manifesto. I was aping on that with "Unsalted" and wanted to make it as over the top silly as possible while I read some of Rackets most assmad comments from his locals. Generally, I do kind of laid back deep-dive type streams with a lot of research and clips. Or I just play Resident Evil lol. That's part of why I don't stream very often, takes a bit of time to put all that together while juggling kids. Experimented lately with having some panelists on streams like Gator or Randbot, but think I'll probably go back to doing stuff solo instead, too hard to keep people on track (especially if they are drunk *cough* Rand *cough*).



So yeah, saw I was tagged here, I agree with @I'm Just A Worm and think that GWS is probably just going after anyone in the "Jimosphere" currently, which is fine. I am a Jim fan, but he doesn't run the chudbuds instance, he didn't even join it until a couple months after it was made, and his main account with ~10k followers is still on poast. I made it in September, mostly just wanted to make an instance for KF refugees or others who liked talking about drama stuff, because the existing member base on poast didn't seem too fond of that new crowd after Josh and Jim joined there. I also wanted to have an instance where loli was banned, unlike poast.

Anyway, FWIW I haven't really watched much GWS but I remember thinking his Rekieta video was pretty funny, although the fake pic from that bar I think he should have left out, it was funny enough already without that. I do second the recommendation of Elissa Clips channel for a look at the stuff Nick Rekieta has been up to lately, she has done a really good job chronicling stuff Nick's been saying on streams and also stuff like Josh's segments about Nick on MATI.

Look so far I see 2 problems with you.

1. You made spudbuds.lol which all the jimwalking grifting niggers hang out. It's literally ground zero cancer
2. You have a serious case of meth teeth.

Now it's pretty based that you banned Jesse because fuck Jesse noone likes that faggot POS, but do the same with all the jimwalkers. Jimwalking should be a high crime especially in a janny Jim community. After that get a dental plan. That's the extent of your crimes to my knowledge.

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

Mostly truuuu, but he's a slimy repulsive hypocrite nigger in his own right even if the likes of ppp make him seem like a saint. He's funnier than anyone else at the moment when he really gets going, I'll give him that much, but a lot of it is contingent on viewers having an extremely short attention span/being easily distracted by literal sleight of hand carny gimmicks like turning lighters on while shucking and jiving to music.

I'm prone to moralfag posting but I can forgive almost anything as long as the humor outweighs the low moments. I'm not interested in breaking immersion and fact checking every little thing if there's a proven history that it's going to pay off with laughs whether true or false.

That's the issue with people like Kinochet. When you've done nothing but time and again prove how unfunny and incompetent you are, people want to get to the terrible punchline. No one is going to "Yes And" your bit when it's sure as clockwork that you're going to flounder.

Also, jokes on him, I listen to everything audio only and will only pause my vidya if the screen has something that can't be gleaned from the audio. I did notice his reliance on repetition on points that he wanted to drive home for people. Even being aware of the trick being utilized, I too am suddenly unamused by Ralph bending his knees or farting.

 

[Captain Manning]

Sorry, I've already tapped out at the segment about 10 seconds in with Jim voice clips and her unironically saying "Chyat, chyat, chyat". And she runs Chudbuds? I can see why Godwinson's going after her too.

Don't apologize. I have no position on Chudbuds one way or the other. I don't even have an account there. It strikes me when the topic of Jim comes up these days, a person is liable to catch shit no matter what side they're on. It's probably best if I just let that one lie. I've been pretty consistent that Jim's old content was way better than what he delivered these past two(ish) years. Obviously, Godwinson is gonna do his thing regardless. As he should.

The reason I posted and timestamped Claire's livestream video was because it's got most of the Rekieta meltdown screencaps in one place within a brief segment. If you don't want to watch that, you're probably gonna have to go digging through the Rekieta thread. They're spread out over several pages, IIRC. Either way, I wish you fun watching that ongoing dumpster fire! It was enough for him to win Best Internet Famous Lolcow of 2022, despite only being eligible since mid-November (when the thread was moved out of Multimedia). LOL.

 

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cheese smelling autists

I learned a new phrase today.

 

[Pomniman]

I'm prone to moralfag posting but I can forgive almost anything as long as the humor outweighs the low moments. I'm not interested in breaking immersion and fact checking every little thing if there's a proven history that it's going to pay off with laughs whether true or false.

That's the issue with people like Kinochet. When you've done nothing but time and again prove how unfunny and incompetent you are, people want to get to the terrible punchline. No one is going to "Yes And" your bit when it's sure as clockwork that you're going to flounder.

Also, jokes on him, I listen to everything audio only and will only pause my vidya if the screen has something that can't be gleaned from the audio. I did notice his reliance on repetition on points that he wanted to drive home for people. Even being aware of the trick being utilized, I too am suddenly unamused by Ralph bending his knees or farting.

Mostly agree. Though it goes beyond necessarily having to dig through the past or vetting what's true or isn't more into the realm of things like him making a big show of how terrible doing x is then forgetting he said that and doing what he just shat on someone else for not 5 minutes later in the same stream. I don't even think that aspect of it is a deliberate high IQ gayfabe bit, he just bullshits at a mile a minute like a used car salesman and can't keep it all straight because no one possibly can. It mostly works over the course of a full stream, but when the cracks show through it's hard not to notice and start thinking "this guy's kind of a retard".

With the likes of queerochet, even paying attention to him is usually a mistake. With guntwinson it's more that he's fairly competent as an entertainer for this sekturrrrr but you can see him fumble, stutter, and sweat if you look closely enough which shatters the illusion he tries to build.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Mostly agree. Though it goes beyond necessarily having to dig through the past or vetting what's true or isn't more into the realm of things like him making a big show of how terrible doing x is then forgetting he said that and doing what he just shat on someone else for not 5 minutes later in the same stream. I don't even think that aspect of it is a deliberate high IQ gayfabe bit, he just bullshits at a mile a minute like a used car salesman and can't keep it all straight because no one possibly can. It mostly works over the course of a full stream, but when the cracks show through it's hard not to notice and start thinking "this guy's kind of a retard".

With the likes of queerochet, even paying attention to him is usually a mistake. With guntwinson it's more that he's fairly competent as an entertainer for this sekturrrrr but you can see him fumble, stutter, and sweat if you look closely enough which shatters the illusion he tries to build.

Personally i think it could be the influence of the writer's room. It's the elephant in the room. Good bit on Kinochet though. Thing is atm Godwinson has a disease with these 3, he is a patient so to speak. He is starting to show the symptoms... Hopefully he doesn't succumb.

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

Look so far I see 2 problems with you.

1. You made spudbuds.lol which all the jimwalking grifting niggers hang out. It's literally ground zero cancer
2. You have a serious case of meth teeth.

Now it's pretty based that you banned Jesse because fuck Jesse noone likes that faggot POS, but do the same with all the jimwalkers. Jimwalking should be a high crime especially in a janny Jim community. After that get a dental plan. That's the extent of your crimes to my knowledge.

If I might dog pile my detraction while we're here, I clicked her top video, jumped to a random point and what do I hear?

RandBot, the stupidest fuck on muh "far right". A man who embarrasses all but the most deranged anime wignats. A lolicon enthusiast, who I've seen on numerous occasions, sit with his fellow pedophile, the thrift store Gator, Terry, and "uuuohh " post while cackling like it was the height of comedy.

A putrescent mixture of roo semen and turpentine, who almost allowed his son to drown because he was too sloshed on tinnies of piss to be of any assistance.

An insipid descendant of people thought too vile to be allowed to remain in Merry Old Engerland, who only appears witty because he spends every waking hour rubbing his few remaining brain cells together coming up with jokes to fire off later on at just the right time.

Just as a mother, she should genuinely be ashamed of keeping company with him and I think it's a strong indicator of future mismanagement and ultimately failure. For all of Jim's fatherly advice, "You are the company you keep" was not among the lessons learned.

 

[Pomniman]

Personally i think it could be the influence of the writer's room. It's the elephant in the room. Good bit on Kinochet though. Thing is atm Godwinson has a disease with these 3, he is a patient so to speak. He is starting to show the symptoms... Hopefully he doesn't succumb.

I'm sure they aren't helping, though this is the guy who claims to have adopted PPP as his "make-a-wish kid" back in the day so it's hard to say if the cancer is spreading to him or if he was the source of it to begin with and is only now succumbing to his own Hattori Hanzo's with a side of Speedy Gonzalo's.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I'm sure they aren't helping, though this is the guy who claims to have adopted PPP as his "make-a-wish kid" back in the day so it's hard to say if the cancer is spreading to him or if he was the source of it to begin with and is only now succumbing to his own Hattori Hanzo's with a side of Speedy Gonzalo's.

I just really hope he doesn't get a serious case of the Perspicacity.

 

[dankogrg2]

In my book, i don't agree with Godwinson that PPP is worse than Ralph, bc at least in his prime, PPP was actually funny and could entertain others by himself, while Ralph's greatest achievement is to make ppl laugh AT him and destroying everything around him

 

[Captain Manning]

In my book, i don't agree with Godwinson that PPP is worse than Ralph, bc at least in his prime, PPP was actually funny and could entertain others by himself, while Ralph's greatest achievement is to make ppl laugh AT him and destroying everything around him

Godwinson is probably being hyperbolic. He seems like he's smart enough to know that constantly casting Ralph as the antichrist has become almost passé, and what better way to be hyperbolic than declare somebody worse than Ralph?