Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

[BoobWhiskers]

The good news for all our new sneeders is you too can donate medical supplies for this drug addicted attention whore at
11617 88th Pl N Maple Grove, MN 55369!

Dude I know you're new and all but this is like the fifth time you've made a wierd post like this with just her address, so unless this is a funny haha meme like the Stonestown Road address:

Nobody gives a shit what Chelsea's address is. FINDING an address to include in the OP happens because it's like filling out bingo on a cow's personal info. It's part of getting a nice clean sweep of their info, and it usually makes them throw a shitfit so that's kind of funny too.

Unless their address is relevant to their entertainment value (see the Tranch, who've fucked up their land so bad you can view it on Google Maps, or Yaniv where the people in his own apartment complex post on the Farms and have to deal with his unhinged door to door threats), nobody gives a fuck. Chelsea in particular tries her damnest to be wasting a hospital's resources at all given times anyways, so it's even less relevant than usual because given half the chance she's not even at said address.

All you're doing is making it look like you're encouraging people to poke the cow irl, which is retarded.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Dude I know you're new and all but this is like the fifth time you've made a wierd post like this with just her address, so unless this is a funny haha meme like the Stonestown Road address:

Nobody gives a shit what Chelsea's address is. FINDING an address to include in the OP happens because it's like filling out bingo on a cow's personal info. It's part of getting a nice clean sweep of their info, and it usually makes them throw a shitfit so that's kind of funny too.

Unless their address is relevant to their entertainment value (see the Tranch, who've fucked up their land so bad you can view it on Google Maps, or Yaniv where the people in his own apartment complex post on the Farms and have to deal with his unhinged door to door threats), nobody gives a fuck. Chelsea in particular tries her damnest to be wasting a hospital's resources at all given times anyways, so it's even less relevant than usual because given half the chance she's not even at said address.

All you're doing is making it look like you're encouraging people to poke the cow irl, which is retarded.

Also, encouraging people to waste medical supplies in 2023 is the pinnacle of unfunny faggotry.

 

[Android raptor]

Besides, Chelsea's real home is where ever she can get Special K.

 

[Troonos]

The good news for all our new sneeders is you too can donate medical supplies for this drug addicted attention whore at
11617 88th Pl N Maple Grove, MN 55369!

You're a new sneeder and it shows. Lurk moar, faggot.

 

[Smellee Cat]

You're a new sneeder and it shows. Lurk moar, faggot.

LikeAStone has actually been on the farms for a while and is highly regarded in more than 1 thread. They lost access during the downtime of #dropkiwifarms and created a new account.

OG LikeAStone

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

You guys are great but I am disappointed at the serious lack of baneposting in this thread.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

LikeAStone has actually been on the farms for a while and is highly regarded in more than 1 thread. They lost access during the downtime of #dropkiwifarms and created a new account.

OG LikeAStone

Correct.
God I miss that account.

 

[large_farva]

Addressing the trolls, not sure if hospice will take her, still in the hospital and claiming she's not taking tube feeds or IV fluids.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

claiming she's not taking tube feeds or IV fluids.

I call shenanigans on that one. Chelsea is fat and I would not etc.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

How many days is she claiming now to have had nothing by IV or TPN?

 

[OK_Cogitator]

A promo from an early Smokey Mountain version of New Jack in a Chealton thread, as I live and breathe...

C'mon, Chelsea, do something corn-fed dumb for us. We're bored.

 

[GenociderSyo]

• She is upset that there are "trolls" pointing out that she is the worst faker in the world.
• She proves she's in the hospital.
  • 
  • She states no machines but you can see the cord going to her attached to her pulse ox.
    • 
  • You also can see another line and heart monitor pads.
    • 
• She states that the hospital is giving her comfort care and that she doesn't know if hospice can handle it outside the hospital.
• She names and shames an account she says is spreading lies about her.
  • 
• She is getting no iv fluids nor tube feeds.
  • 
  • Starting to think this was the required appointment to remove her lines and she's trying to spin it as her dying.
  • She states they let her have a sponge to put on her mouth.
• She is now stating it wasn't her that saw the oxygen drop it was a relative and her readings screen was from 24 hours later.
• She says she doesn't delete comments and people accused her of it.
  • Oh but then she decided to because her phone was going off with notifications noon stop cause of mean people.
• She is choosing now what hospice care is best for her.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

She is literally the most talkative, healthiest looking person I have ever seen that is on death's door... You'd think she'd as least use makeup to make her look more sallow, her eyes more sunken, etc... because she just isn't selling it. I have a family friend who was just placed in hospice and she looks like someone who is dying. Not like this faking bitch.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Tf is this face? Is she going to claim she had a stroke next?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I found an animated demonstration of one of her stiff person attacks. I think they really captured how retarded she looks:

 

[Smellee Cat]

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Tf is this face? Is she going to claim she had a stroke next?

Don't give her ideas.

edit: Wait! Yes, Chelton! Have a VeryRealNotAtAllFake stroke!

 

[BoobWhiskers]

She is literally the most talkative, healthiest looking person I have ever seen that is on death's door... You'd think she'd as least use makeup to make her look more sallow, her eyes more sunken, etc... because she just isn't selling it. I have a family friend who was just placed in hospice and she looks like someone who is dying. Not like this faking bitch.

Sorry to hear about your family friend, I know shit happens but that's rough

Re. Chelsea though, I think in part she's undone by her butternut squash-like physique. She's not in true deathfat territory where people look unhealthy just by merit of being so grotesque, but she's pushing the limits of 'plump' so she's sort of got that rosy-cheeked jolly fat person look to her, which is... kind of hard to combine with a sickly wasting look. Even if she WERE to try and starve herself a bit for the act, she could probably live off her own blubber like a seal for a while.

 

[bucketOjibblies]

LOL at hospice doesn't know if they can handle it. What can't they handle? You're in a hospital hooked up to only oxygen and a pulse ox, I don't think those are foreign things to the hospice world. Could it be they can't handle you because you're not only a nightmare of a human being, but because you're not really dying? I can't with this bitch.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

LOL at hospice doesn't know if they can handle it. What can't they handle? You're in a hospital hooked up to only oxygen and a pulse ox, I don't think those are foreign things to the hospice world. Could it be they can't handle you because you're not only a nightmare of a human being, but because you're not really dying? I can't with this bitch.

Read it as: hospice don't wanna deal with a not-dying BPD asshole so they're refusing me a place and I'm going to translate that into tOo CoMplEx fOr NoRmIe HoSpIcE for my internet followers.

 

[Smellee Cat]

Read it as: hospice don't wanna deal with a not-dying BPD asshole so they're refusing me a place and I'm going to translate that into tOo CoMplEx fOr NoRmIe HoSpIcE for my internet followers.

@Thomas Eugene Paris and our other medpros.. or those who have experience with hospice-is there any reason other than a person not dying that a hospice would not accept you (disregarding no beds available)?