What is the point of telling Null to get out of a thread?

[Somerville Dan]

I'm a bit curious about his history, Has he been around a while or had he only joined recently? He also seems very angry with you and claims to be high, Posting FBI worthy material on Twitter while being high is a first.

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He's around off and on. Dude either can't handle his chemicals or he goes off his meds and you get days like today. When he sobers up the next day, he'll usually go back and delete all his posts out of embarrassment. This is par for the course with our fedposting, chemically-imbalanced funster Mr. Paul R. Nelson (his stage name).

 

[Vott]

He's around off and on. Dude either can't handle his chemicals or he goes off his meds and you get days like today. When he sobers up the next day, he'll usually go back and delete all his posts out of embarrassment. This is par for the course with our fedposting, chemically-imbalanced funster Mr. Paul R. Nelson (his stage name).

You understand why what he did on Twitter was a big deal right? People can't be going around posting this shit and not expect consequences for it.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I think it's the work of the Lizard King's foes, as Fatrick's thread being locked prevents the lizard king to display his superiority over him by not being able to detail his exploits with Fatrick own mother or call his subjects. Also as a aside I'm surprised that nobody texted the faggot as a family guy character.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He actually went out and provoked them first, got their subreddit banned for dumb reason and since neither side will just stop engaging shit keeps escalating.

No, they were retarded before then. When Pat got on their radar the whole sub went from being reasonable and funny to straight retarded. I agreed with Spacedge back in the day to calm down in the Pat posting.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

honesty a better move to lock the thread than call everyone faggot cocksuckers who should die.

Hey guys. I made the Patrick OP.

If there's something I can do to smooth things over, let me know. Maybe I should have just been around more. My utter boring-ness can have a soothing effect on people.
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I've been using 95% of my "Pat Time", which is about a whopping 20 minutes every other day, working on a project to potentially torpedo the everloving shit out of the SFWA, but it's in such a way (filing legitimate reports to the IRS and another government agency) that I've since learned Null would NOT like, so I'll keep that far, far away from here once it's ready to launch--if there's even an open thread here by then (ETA - a couple of weeks).

If I could ask one favor: don't delete the Pat thread in the next few weeks. Something (not at all illegal) is being worked on and the KF thread is being used as the primary source. It's much easier to find the material on this site, and it's already in chronological order.

I like Null. He could have turned over my real info to Pig's lolyer back when the subpoena arrived, but he didn't. I've since only visited KF while using a VPN and/or Tor (unless I've fucked up at some point). I was stressed the fuck out just getting a motion to quash/dismiss ready; I'm sure a constant stream of litigation and deplatforming must be nerve-racking and embittering.

Anyway, I don't have a ton of sway on either forum, but if anyone from either side wants me to try to influence things toward something positive somehow, I'd be happy to listen to how I could make that happen.

Thanks.

following the thread since proving grounds has been epic. even if it never opens again it will remain an amazing read.

 

[Toilet Duck]

After seeing legendary levels of kicking and screaming baby tantrums over the thread being locked, I would like to request and encourage Null to bully the shit out of the rest of the forum. Just for funsies. This is kino as fuck.

 

[Somerville Dan]

You understand why what he did on Twitter was a big deal right? People can't be going around posting this shit and not expect consequences for it.

Yes of course. It's probably for the best the thread stays locked for the time being. I think once people have had a chance to cool off, we'll all get back to doing what matters the most: laughing at the fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Vott]

@Lady Rackets Ass What is this incident Zodiac Shitter / Paul is referring to?

 

[PeggieBigCock]

When retards get mad, just like monkeys and sometimes niggers, they impotently throw shit. Null is based for pissing on faggots in the PWT & DSP threads, and if you're mad, go cry about it.

 

[Mochyn]

Is Paul a troon?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Yes of course. It's probably for the best the thread stays locked for the time being. I think once people have had a chance to cool off, we'll all get back to doing what matters the most: laughing at the fat faggot with bitch tits.

"people have had a chance to cool off"

bro you guys literally have one raving junkie that's running around and causing trouble, if it wasn't for that guy in particular things would be in equilibrium where null could maintain plausible deniability and both sides are winning, you gotta tardwrangle your own side

 

[Toilet Duck]

Null: get away from that … thread… I’m cuttin’ it down right now….

I love the comments. “he thinks he has power”
WHY YES!! yes he does!! We’re all just guests here.
You’re grounded. No Tomlinson thread for a month.

 

[R00T]

null's gonna regret losing the THOUSANDS that the fatrick thread brings in WEEKLY! they communicate with each other you know, so there's no way that the 1000 a week number is completely fake.

he'll come crawling back to those tomlinson watchers on hand and knee when the money dries up, and we'll all have egg on our face!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Don't think they'll get over this for a while.
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Their ADHD is worse than Patrick's They'll get over as they can't even keep their thoughts coherent in one message let alone one thread. They'll have a dozen or so topics on it and then give up as they screech in the wind. Besides, it's hard for these mentally ill "men" to swat Null when no one knows where he lives. What are they going to do? Ally themselves with Patrick's allies to go after people they don't like? Do they want to continue to prove how right I was about them?

Community watch thread about the pests when?

That's what Patrick's thread should be. They're just as much of a lolcow as him. Even more so.

 

[Moths]

I don't know, These replies to the swatting thread kind of say otherwise.
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"Why dont the admins nicely pat my bottom and suck my cock and beg me not to fedpost so the fbi doesnt subpoena me and come shoot my dog"

Wew lad you know your dealing with some hardcore retardation when faggots complain the admin isnt telling them to fuck off nice enough.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

inb4 cow-socks start IRS-posting in their own threads tho...

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I've been using 95% of my "Pat Time", which is about a whopping 20 minutes every other day, working on a project to potentially torpedo the everloving shit out of the SFWA, but it's in such a way (filing legitimate reports to the IRS and another government agency) that I've since learned Null would NOT like, so I'll keep that far, far away from here once it's ready to launch--if there's even an open thread here by then (ETA - a couple of weeks).

"it's in such a way...that I've since learned Null would NOT like"
You aren't supposed to do it in ANY way, dude. At least if you do, don't talk about it here. Even sending him text messages is not okay for The Kiwi Farms. We have a non-interference policy. Were you not aware of this already? Did you not read the rules? None of the Opie and Anthony board visitors seem to understand how we work over here. We do not troll lolcows, we point and laugh.

 

[BoglimArchives]

No, they were retarded before then. When Pat got on their radar the whole sub went from being reasonable and funny to straight retarded. I agreed with Spacedge back in the day to calm down in the Pat posting.

Happens with most cows. Things are good when people naturally find them in the wild, they form a community, it's very funny and everyone's pretty reasonable...and then all it takes is one YouTube retard with 50k subscribers to turn the public's attention towards a cow, and then the 13 year old retards who swat IRL streamers cometh.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

As ringleader of the 501st Fatty Poetry Brigade, I humbly request that the Patrick thread be unlocked, I miss it so.

His obesity
is my adored pink blanket
Please let me hold it

 

[YarrBlueballs]

If/when the thread opens then the OnA texting content (and associated bullshittery) should either be purged or reorganized into a new thread to mock. Stop the proliferation of 'lol I texted the pig and he got mad' thing. It's the same bullshit every time and all it's there to do isn't to let the cow be a cow but to get your e-points up and suck some of that social validation. All this parasocial shit needs to be axed hard.

Let him freak out on twitter over 3rd parties realizing he's a piece of shit via what can be learned, but don't get intimate with the mad cow or the disease will pass onto you, retards are extra susceptible.