DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"Oblivion admittedly is outdated"
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Says the guy with:
  • a SNES-themed stream layout
  • pixel art stacked on junk in the background
  • a PC so outdated it can't even run outdated games
  • a haircut straight out of the 1930's German slums
  • a handheld noise device in lieu of hotkeyed sound effects
  • a "King of Retro" shirt
  • Sonic and Wolverine kids toys in the background
 
Here it is Phil laying the ground work for quitting Oblivion., His wife doesn't like it. Was this viewers choice game? Do we have another viewers choice scam incoming? He's going to need your help. Games outdated dood.
Too dumb to play Oblivion... Jesus Christ dude...

Man who completely discarded his PS3 because he can't figure out how to connect it to PSN.
I distinctly remember the PS3 Is Bricked Dood! saga. I actually unearthed my PS3 and hooked it up at the same time as he got the connection error and I got the same error as he did. I looked it up and apparently it's a common error if your PS3 hasn't connected to the internet in a very long time and to fix it all I needed to do is go to settings and make the PS3 automatically find and connect to my network. But that's LearnedHelplessnessPhil for ya.
 
The new hat is a troll right? A dent "donated" it right? Fucking hell even my dead Granny wouldn't be seen in that shit.
To be fair it does accomplish the dented purpose of looking like the hat worn by the main character of one piece, although the "real" hat is darker. He also looks terrible in it lmao
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has phil every listened to his own accent? that fucking faggy-ass valley girl inflection he talks with
Something I find really odd about Phil's Socal valley girl up talking accent is if you watch his old videos he doesn't have it. He somehow picked it up after he moved to Renton but from who? The guy never leaves his house and has zero friends on the west coast. Kat is from Michigan and Leanna was from Pennsylvania so it's not like he got it from them.
 
He looks like an elderly black woman in church attire. Cahm Ahn Mayn. What IS this?? And the real reason he always looks like a transvestite is because he's so butt ugly and puts little effort into hygiene or appearance.

I could put this hat on my 12 year old cousin and he would look more like the One Piece dude. You could find so many better Ken the Street Fighter Cosplays with a quick Safari search.

I'm gonna get flack for this but his set up NOW looks better than it did in 2018-2020. He went from throwing random shit haphazardly around the camera to throwing shit haphazardly around the camera WITH EYE CANDY. The problem is when you stop looking at the bright lights and manbaby decorations you rest your eyes on the scowling bloated monstrosity in the center of it. The guy looks like a child predator. He looks like an Animal Predator too, using colors and shit to attract dents. But don't worry. I'm sure in a few years he'll be dying (his hair).
 
I really want to know if his alleged cleaning up of his manbaby room included untangling that mess of wires. My bets are he saw it and decided it was too much work. Jasper Kitty, your next target is that bundle of wires, destroy it at any cost.
Frankly, cable management is always a struggle, and no matter what you do the final effect may be discouraging. From what I recall many YT such as Asmongold have a huge mess around their battlestations.
 
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