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Yeah I also found myself overwhelmed by the sheer quantity of spergary to sift through, it’s insanity
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Wait, his actual, legal birth name is Jet Neptune? Or did his dad come up with that handle to match his? What the fuck?
documental
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I'm sure someone who has more esoteric Neptune family knowledge can come up with better answers then I can, but here's what I've been able to gather.
According to his dad, Jet's full legal name is Jet Orion Neptune.
His dad's legal name is Andrew Lawrence McGovern. While working illustration jobs, he decided to adopt the Johnny Neptune pseudonym.
His real name and his pseudonym are both mentioned in this article.
https://www.macon.com/news/local/article140196378.html (archive)
At some point, Jet changed his name to Jet Moxley Goodson, causing drama with his father.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/JET MOXLEY GOODSON/username/JohnnyNeptune/
They've seemingly reconnected, so I'm assuming he changed it back.
DankSmoker
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Their ancestry dates back to Atlantis.
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That is absolutely insane. Homeless, schizo cunt gives his son the most bully-able name in history, then doxes him on 4chan before being arrested for trying to scam the doughnut man! This dude needs way more eyeballs on him. Is he still active?
Thank you for your efforts on unearthing this locow and godspeed!
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God damn imagine if your dad used KF as well and started posting about you like "btw @documental's real name is Jamal Nguyen, he cries himself to sleep and pisses the bed."
I feel bad for Jet, you can't choose your parents.
popnloch ness monster
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I'm getting the sense Sam's ass is getting chapped by the fact Nick's streams get more money and views
which makes sense, everyone with a bit of test is competitive - his cult following is as much of a validation of his output as it is an annoyance, he wants the attention in a clutch and he wants people to fuck off when he's spent
but this has the potential that his streams will get more and more and more resentful towards the audience, and his own sabotage of his own streams with bad vibes will then feed into his head-narrative wrapping around his ego why he was found, comparatively, lacking
which makes sense, everyone with a bit of test is competitive - his cult following is as much of a validation of his output as it is an annoyance, he wants the attention in a clutch and he wants people to fuck off when he's spent
but this has the potential that his streams will get more and more and more resentful towards the audience, and his own sabotage of his own streams with bad vibes will then feed into his head-narrative wrapping around his ego why he was found, comparatively, lacking
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Nice, sounds like some classic hydewars goodness brewing.
raisinlove
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Donating to Sam gets comments read and briefly respond to but Nick does a lot more with reviews and stuff, it’s not like Sam is mad people like Nick over him, there’s two different products being offered here.
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I think he's acting accordingly towards a bunch of weirdos donating money thinking anyone gives a fuck about their savings and career or autistically asking their daddy to look at a car for them.
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I reckon Sam's pretty used to playing surrogate daddy and giving out life advice, for free, even. He's been doing exactly that for years and his main source of income is probably still monthly gumroad shekels.
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Yeah all things considered after finding this out...he's much much more well adjusted than you'd expect with a father like that.
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I really hope thet don't drive this house review thing into the ground. They're trying to cram in so many reviews to milk the most money so Nick is just skimming them most of the time. Even the really funny ones he's usually like "yeah this sucks, what a hell ride. What a fucking hell ride. Fuck dude."
Nick and Jet have great chemistry though.
Nick and Jet have great chemistry though.
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They really need to get the add-on that stores super chats in a .csv so Jet can set up Nick for good riffs instead of looking down and writing addresses for the whole show.
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I cannot get over how much I love Nick Rochefort. He's funny and knows a lot of shit. The dude simply steals the show any time he's engaged.
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I’m from Massachusetts and I knew a lot of people like him: hilarious simpletons who knew everything and nothing and were just way above all the typical Brahmin assholes who went to the “right schools” and disappeared into middle management.
Edit: a lot of them were either tradesmen, in AA, or both. The best people.
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based and true
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I get this is supposed to be ironic and algorithm-boosting and all that, but man it gets old quick.
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Also Nick's VODs stay up for a little while longer so you actually can watch those until they get paywalled. Sam is a money-grubbing kike at this point and paywalls them immediately after ending the stream. So if you're in a different timezone and can't catch them live, you're fucked.
Sure, Sam and his crew being flaggots can be understandable because shekels are involved and it's needed to keep the lights on. But telling "fuck you" like this to your audience will hurt the bottom line in the end.