My mistake. Was being a retard and hadn't read the whole thread.
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but it looks like Rose is taking breaths when her finger is over the end of her neck hole. All the people I've seen with neck holes up until now (about 2 or 3 on videos) can't do that and have to remove their finger in order for air to enter their lungs. Sign that she doesn't need it maybe?!
My mistake. Was being a retard and hadn't read the whole thread.
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but it looks like Rose is taking breaths when her finger is over the end of her neck hole. All the people I've seen with neck holes up until now (about 2 or 3 on videos) can't do that and have to remove their finger in order for air to enter their lungs. Sign that she doesn't need it maybe?!
Not to be too conceptual or too recursive, but I'm pretty sure her never showing positive indicators of needing a ventilator is a sign of her not needing a ventilator.
FARMS BROKE THIS POST READ THE NEXT ONE. JANNIES IM TOO AFRAID TO DELETE IT AFTER THE DRAMA I HAD LAST NIGHT WITH ALL MY ATTACHMENTS VANISHING AND HAVING TO RE ADD THEM ALL ONE AT A TIME.
A light munchling I've had on my radar for years but never bothered to timeline. Lauren EDSnoodle. The sicky princess with the enabling mother and the toob that doesn't define her. She's a britbong but she's skinwalking the American Jesus Munchies.
Her account begins abruptly in 2018 clearly whatever goes before was nuked. Whether its MBP from mummy or princess refuses to eat until she gets a toob and a wheelchair is up for debate but my sources tell me mummy is a huge enabler.
Its clear most of her activity is on stories but she's had a mysterious fall which has left her with a mysterious neck injury and mysterious pain. She manages to wrangle several weeks in hospital out of this. View attachment 4284899 View attachment 4284924
Including her Birthday! Life is so cruel.
But she manages to tuck into this enormous cake and refers to eating hospital food.
But after 5 weeks she fears real life is threatening to happen again. A rehab hospital is approached and originally says no fuck off that's ridiculous but is somehow bullied into accepting its youngest ever patient for a token 2 week rehab stay (lol). View attachment 4284954 View attachment 4284975
Did I mention Lauren is a student? Yes she is studying biomedical science with an eye to becoming a physicians assistant. What's that you say? Glaring red flag for munchausen syndrome? Yes I thought so too.
Anyway with all the terrible sickness she is forced to take a year off from study.
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And be nursed to health by mummy and nursies in their VERY comfortable looking home.
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She comes our of hospital and prays to Jebus for lots of referrals. View attachment 4285076
Physiotherapy rejects her referral after this horrific fall and neck injury (she's never seen in a brace). I don't think I've ever heard of Physiotherapy refusing a referral before. Everybody gets physio.
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But God will make it better.
Or can he? Turns out even Baby Jesus himself can't fix Meanie Doctors who Don't Believe You.
Lauren has another mysterious fall out of bed somehow. Docs don't beleive she's injured
But look at this very convincing video!
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Manages to get toobed and I don't know who's happier, Lauren or Mummy. Creepy.
I love God and I only pray for him to smite my many enemies a little bit. View attachment 4285160
Now, this bit. This bit is tricky without doxing the innocent.
Something Lauren likes to do is cosy up to real tragedy. Don't ask me how I know this but the girl pushing the wheelchair in this picture was the victim in a sexual offence that went unpunished for many years when a whole community protected an offender. And when it came out the whole community knew about it. Her mother chose the offender over her and she fell into the arms of the ana chan Munchies, groomed into becoming a toobie herself. I don't know if she's still at it. Her sicksta is gone. Here's Lauren getting her to push her around while the court case was at its peak at this girl was at peak trauma.
And what do we do with half a biomedical science degree and Meanie Doctors who Dont Believe us? We hack the Gastric emptying study with Medication! View attachment 4285214
But dammit they want to try diet and med changes not a toob. PAH! Actually gets diagnosed with hEDS after claiming it for years.
Munchie with half a biomedical science degree mysteriously admitted to hospital with acidosis. Oh no. They may have to consider a midline and a toob. Oh no. What a medical mystery. View attachment 4285240View attachment 4285247
But whats this? Curses! Foiled again. She is released surgical toob and line free. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. View attachment 4285265
Now this next post is really important and I want you all to pay attention to what Lauren says here. We should gatekeep these serious diagnoses for people who are seriously impacted. If your condition comes and goes conveniently allowing you to do things you want to do, then maybe there's nothing fucking wrong with you. I want you all to hold that thought in your head as we move through the rest of Lauren's timeline.
Lauren has a big big moment. She gets to play a disabled person in an ad for a care company. She later claims to have been a professional actress for 10 years. This is the only job I see any evidence of. View attachment 4285293
Gets a new wheelchair and infuriatingly insists on calling it a "wheely boi". View attachment 4285397
Fully dislocated hip. We've talked about how improbable that is here before. But finally she's getting the goods. None of your peasant PEGJ she's getting a rare n shiny RIGJ because nobody else has one ahem I mean because it's better for her needs.
Lauren completes her degree and her health is magically stable enough for her to do the thing she wants to do. Unlike all those fakers who's conditions don't stop them doing the things they want all the time. View attachment 4285454
I'm going to finish this post with an unedited stream from the last few months of Lauren's own social media. She's kindly taken part in some insta trends where she shows us what daily life is like for someone so deathly sick from EDS, MCAS, gastroparesis and Co that they need wheelchairs, tube feeds and all the toys. Remember, disability doesn't just turn on and off when there's something you really really want to do.
A light munchling I've had on my radar for years but never bothered to timeline. Lauren EDSnoodle. The sicky princess with the enabling mother and the toob that doesn't define her. She's a britbong but she's skinwalking the American Jesus Munchies.
Her account begins abruptly in 2018 clearly whatever goes before was nuked. Whether its MBP from mummy or princess refuses to eat until she gets a toob and a wheelchair is up for debate but my sources tell me mummy is a huge enabler.
Lauren Stevens, formerly of the New Forest but now residing in South London.
Note, as you will see, Lauren did not lose 30kilos. She never loses any weight at all, let alone "nearly dies". The most she ever manages is to crash her blood sugar.
Lauren introduces herself
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The first we see of Lauren is her washi taped wheelchair.
Its clear most of her activity is on stories but she's had a mysterious fall which has left her with a mysterious neck injury and mysterious pain. She manages to wrangle several weeks in hospital out of this. There's a painkiller situation.
Including her Birthday! Life is so cruel.
But she manages to tuck into this enormous cake and refers to eating hospital food.
But after 5 weeks she fears real life is threatening to happen again. A rehab hospital is approached and originally says no fuck off that's ridiculous but is somehow bullied into accepting its youngest ever patient for a token 2 week rehab stay (lol).
Did I mention Lauren is a student? Yes she is studying biomedical science with an eye to becoming a physicians assistant. What's that you say? Glaring red flag for munchausen syndrome? Yes I thought so too.
Anyway with all the terrible sickness she is forced to take a year off from study.
And be nursed to health by mummy and nursies in their VERY comfortable looking home. I see no sign of any siblings or dad, but there is definitely MONEY. I'm not convinced she's riding with the NHS for most of this either. When she goes to uni In London she comes back to the southwest to see "her" specialist which is odd. There are surely many doctors in London.
She comes out of hospital and prays to Jebus for lots of referrals.
Physiotherapy rejects her referral after this horrific fall and neck injury (she's never seen in a brace). I don't think I've ever heard of Physiotherapy refusing a referral before. Everybody gets physio.
But God will make it better.
Or can he? Turns out even Baby Jesus himself can't fix Meanie Doctors who Don't Believe You.
Lauren has another mysterious fall out of bed somehow. Docs don't beleive she's injured
But look at this very convincing video
Docs refuse to toob and Family become annoyed at her now making herself sick after every meal. Fell out of bed and now tummy doesn't work you see.
BUT....I CANT EAT U GUISE
Notice she gets a service dog. You will not see another post about the service dog until...later on.
Manages to get toobed and I don't know who is more pleased, Lauren or Mummy. Creepy.
Annoyingly people notice that she doesn't seem to be starving so she makes a post to educate them. Some people need toobs even though they aren't underweight and don't have malnutrition on their blood tests OK!
I love God and I only pray for him to smite my many enemies a little bit.
Now, this bit. This bit is tricky without doxing the innocent.
Something Lauren likes to do is cosy up to real tragedy. Don't ask me how I know this but the girl pushing the wheelchair in this picture was the victim in a sexual offence that went unpunished for many years when a whole community protected an offender. And when it came out the whole community knew about it. Her mother chose the offender over her and she fell into the arms of the ana chan Munchies, groomed into becoming a toobie herself. I don't know if she's still at it. Her sicksta is gone. Here's Lauren getting her to push her around while the court case was at its peak and this girl was at peak trauma. She is also from a poor family, and likely wowed by Lauren's world of privilege which allows for things like trips to Harry Potter for the brief months in which she is favoured.
Here are a couple of the dying girls Lauren cosied up to in their dying days so she could publically grieve.
Back to uni and real life, the Christian union becomes her new family. Tragic victim girl Who? Never spoken of again.
Meanie Doctors strike again
And what do we do with half a biomedical science degree and Meanie Doctors who Dont Believe us? We hack the Gastric emptying study with Medication!
But dammit they want to try diet and med changes not a toob. PAH! Actually gets diagnosed with hEDS after claiming it for years.
One year munchiversary! YAY!
Thanks the community for telling her how to diagnosis shop.
I'm such a brave warrior *schlickschlickchlickschlickschlick*
Munchie with half a biomedical science degree mysteriously admitted to hospital with acidosis. Oh no. They may have to consider a midline and a toob. Oh no. What a medical mystery
Sitting in the hospital...literally nothing wrong with me....waiting for mah toys to come...
But whats this? Curses! Foiled again. She is released surgical toob and line free. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
Lol
Now this next post is really important and I want you all to pay attention to what Lauren says here. We should gatekeep these serious diagnoses for people who are seriously impacted. If your condition comes and goes conveniently allowing you to do things you want to do, then maybe there's nothing fucking wrong with you. I want you all to hold that thought in your head as we move through the rest of Lauren's timeline.
Lauren has a big big moment. She gets to play a disabled person in an ad for a care company. She later claims to have been a professional actress for 10 years. This and 2 other ads are the only jobs I see any evidence of so maybe that was the biggest tell I've ever seen in my life.
Important gastro appointment coming.
She calls all her sicky friends her beans because she is insufferable and she is friends with literally every chronic illness account in existence.
Better lay the groundwork
Nose toob such a heavy burden.
Service dog was work and not fun. Bye bye.
No booly.
Disappointingly I'm refusing to eat.
Routine toob change now horrible trauma
Does normal munchiecraft hobbies
Happy birthday and remember! Serious diagnoses are for those whose illness doesn't just vanish when they want to do something!
Gets a new wheelchair and infuriatingly insists on calling it a "wheely boi".
Back to uni, lays the early groundwork for MCAS. I'm sure these histamine reactions are nothing to do with all the opioids she doesn't mention but we know girl....we know.
So incredibly sick she has to take...a nap.
Fully dislocated hip. We've talked about how improbable that is here before. But finally she's getting the goods. None of your peasant PEGJ she's getting a rare n shiny RIGJ because nobody else has one ahem I mean because it's better for her needs.
Finally! TOOBED!
This leaves Lauren with an immediate problem
Normie face. How will we all know she's sick.
Obvious solution, belly tops. But she's a modest Christian girl. She's so uncomfortable.
Does this work? Ugh. Damn.
Quick paean to her enabler and then there's nothing for it but to immediately develop MCAS.
Mystery hospital stay which results in a xolair script.
Lauren completes her degree and her health is magically stable enough for her to do the thing she wants to do. Unlike all those fakers who's conditions don't stop them doing all the things they want.
I'm going to finish this post with an almost unedited stream from the last few months of Lauren's own social media. She's kindly taken part in some insta trends where she shows us what daily life is like for someone so deathly sick from EDS, MCAS, gastroparesis and Co that they need wheelchairs, tube feeds and all the toys. Remember, disability doesn't just turn on and off when there's something you really really want to eat/do.
Almost like she got all the toys and just went back to living the normal life of an extremely privileged young lady.
Literally the only health complaints are the side effects from unnecessary medication.
Almost like there was nothing wrong with this girl in the first place.
Farms seems to have fucked this entire post up I'll have to redo it.
Just made a few final edits to Lauren including dox i only just got. because the post got fucked up last night it was a bit rough and ready so if you already read it I recommend re reading it's better now.
Just when I thought I couldn't be any more repulsed by Rose, here we are. Good mighty Christ on a bike what a day to have eyes. I feel the need to use bleach on myself now.
Yep managed to get 2 of my socks out so I couldn't see her. She's gone private though. Awww. I'm sure we will catch up with her soon though.
ETA
OK really really soon
Can't stop..the dox...can't stop the dox...you can't stop...the dox....
Sorry got carried away there. Anyway why would someone be constantly checking the fakers thread to see if they were found out yet unless they were......
So despite the privated insta Lauren's digital footprint doesn't stop there and I found a little nugget that really makes all this just much more reprehensible. You see while Lauren was yeeting herself out of bed for pills and throwing up until she got her precious toob someone close to her was actually wasting away from Breast cancer.
Aunty Rachel.
Rachel Ferry who I found via Enabler Mummy's Facebook.
And lookie what else I found
Pls gib 20k so bullimic girl who pretends she can't walk can get the keys to the medicine cupboard.
I'm absolutely convinced by the way that there was an incident prior to the first "fall" we know of where young Lauren got a taste for painkillers and that's what all this is ultimately in aid of.
No no, carry on, Lauren, whatever had you viewing the farms at 4.am let's hear it off your chest.
Edit
I think this is the original incident. Younger Lauren did actually hurt herself one time. Anyone can dislocate something one time, especially little girls who yeet themselves off things when mummy isnt paying enough attention. its not an EDS exclusive and she seems quite old for the first presenting injury for someone with a lifelong condition like EDS. Not long before the yeeting begins. This is the only photo in the whole timeline where she's visibly in pain/discomfort and they've given her some gas and air. Did ya get some yummy morphine? Was it a bit like pringles? Once you pop you just can't stop?
