Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 392 14.7%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.9%

  • Total voters
    2,658

It looks like this:
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Her aesthetic sense reminds me of thrift stores during the 90s.
 
Is this some new TikTok trend, just showing what occupies your nightstand? If so, this is the most boring trend I've seen. Mine's just got a bunch of Japanese treats my dad and I share.
Stop eating in bed unless you tell me what the snacks are.
 
Is this some new TikTok trend, just showing what occupies your nightstand? If so, this is the most boring trend I've seen. Mine's just got a bunch of Japanese treats my dad and I share.
Why are the treats that you and your dad "share" by your bed? Is this a cry for help?

Blink twice if you're being molested
 
Stop eating in bed unless you tell me what the snacks are.
Search "Japanese snack box" on Amazon.
Why are the treats that you and your dad "share" by your bed? Is this a cry for help?

Blink twice if you're being molested
Because there's nowhere else to put the communal snacks.

But seriously, why is Mess showing us this? I've heard of "What's in my bag?", but not "What's on my nightstand?". There have to be more interesting things to make that kind of trend out of. IIRC, the bag trend had people actually going through their bags and showing the individual items.
 
Search "Japanese snack box" on Amazon.

Because there's nowhere else to put the communal snacks.

But seriously, why is Mess showing us this? I've heard of "What's in my bag?", but not "What's on my nightstand?". There have to be more interesting things to make that kind of trend out of. IIRC, the bag trend had people actually going through their bags and showing the individual items.
Have you ever heard of a kitchen cabinet????
 
Search "Japanese snack box" on Amazon.

Because there's nowhere else to put the communal snacks.

But seriously, why is Mess showing us this? I've heard of "What's in my bag?", but not "What's on my nightstand?". There have to be more interesting things to make that kind of trend out of. IIRC, the bag trend had people actually going through their bags and showing the individual items.
Ok I'm going to try to say this in the nicest way possible:

Girl, you need to stop talking about yourself. You're very quickly making yourself a cow. No one needs to know that you live in either a place that's too small or too messy to store snacks (that your dad comes into your room to eat??), or that you have a basket of cream for your fat folds and bandaid next to your bed. You've posted your birthday, your location, like 5 of your jobs, your weird ass family history and gleefully told the deathfat sub that you need to oil yourself up so you don't chaff on a hot day.

Calm the fuck down

Kf doesn't need to hear about how your mom still uses your 25 year old fabric diapers to clean with.
 
So, did you just go through my entire post history just now, or have you been keeping tabs on it?
No one needs to know that you live in either a place that's too small or too messy to store snacks (that your dad comes into your room to eat??),
I didn't realize people would read that much into an off-hand comment. I'm just confused as to why Mess would post something so boring without any context. I'm genuinely curious if this is part of a TikTok thing or if she just showed her nightstand, of all things, because she's out of ideas or...?
or that you have a basket of cream for your fat folds and bandaid next to your bed. You've posted your birthday, your location, like 5 of your jobs, your weird ass family history and gleefully told the deathfat sub that you need to oil yourself up so you don't chaff on a hot day.
I realize my start on KF was fucking retarded and I own that. However, I think you might be getting me mixed up with someone else here. Yeah, I made a joke about being a Minnesotan when someone said an ugly bag Tess got looked like it came from Target. Yeah, I mentioned my experience working as a pharm tech when someone suggested it was a job Tess could do. It's 100% not and I explained why. I've mentioned my age in relation to Dylan Mulvaney.
Kf doesn't need to hear about how your mom still uses your 25 year old fabric diapers to clean with.
On a thread about a "crunchy mom", the topic of cloth diapers came up. They're generally considered nasty fecal matter traps that can never be truly clean, especially when you're crunchy and fear chemicals. I brought up another way the cloth diapers are/were done.

I made an offhand comment that I didn't realize people would read so much into and I'm really not looking to clog up this thread.
 
So, did you just go through my entire post history just now, or have you been keeping tabs on it?

I didn't realize people would read that much into an off-hand comment. I'm just confused as to why Mess would post something so boring without any context. I'm genuinely curious if this is part of a TikTok thing or if she just showed her nightstand, of all things, because she's out of ideas or...?

I realize my start on KF was fucking retarded and I own that. However, I think you might be getting me mixed up with someone else here. Yeah, I made a joke about being a Minnesotan when someone said an ugly bag Tess got looked like it came from Target. Yeah, I mentioned my experience working as a pharm tech when someone suggested it was a job Tess could do. It's 100% not and I explained why. I've mentioned my age in relation to Dylan Mulvaney.

On a thread about a "crunchy mom", the topic of cloth diapers came up. They're generally considered nasty fecal matter traps that can never be truly clean, especially when you're crunchy and fear chemicals. I brought up another way the cloth diapers are/were done.

I made an offhand comment that I didn't realize people would read so much into and I'm really not looking to clog up this thread.
Be fair.
Your entire existence here is fucking retarded - so why do you and your dad share bedside snacks?
 
Tess just posted this at 2PM California time
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Why would you "honour" your Fat Body™ in the first place? You, your body, regardless of its fatness or otherwise obviously got you through life (or else you'd be dead,) but it wasn't the best or optimal version of itself and if one is attempting to lose weight then they're acknowledging that fact. When you're losing the weight it's not about "losing the love and respect for yourself as a whole," it's losing the weight out of love and respect for yourself as a whole (as well as for the benefit of those around you like, I don't know, just spitballing here... your kids/dependents if you have them.)

No, you're not the same person if you gain the weight. You're a better version of yourself. I don't mean that in the moral sense necessarily, but you're exercising (no pun intended) your will and demonstrating the ability to achieve betterment. Sitting around on the couch eating Ben & Jerry's isn't hard nor is fatty philosophising on Tik Tok; having the self-restraint, the resolve and the ability to change your fat circumstances, however first world they are, is worthy of praise.
 
People who have lost weight 'honor their fat body' be learning to treat it better than may have ever done. They're not 'dehumanizing' other fat folks. They're acknowledging changes for the better needed to be made & made them. But like many, Tess has to make OTHER peoples' hard work & success about her & others like her in the most negative way.
 
So, did you just go through my entire post history just now, or have you been keeping tabs on it?

I didn't realize people would read that much into an off-hand comment. I'm just confused as to why Mess would post something so boring without any context. I'm genuinely curious if this is part of a TikTok thing or if she just showed her nightstand, of all things, because she's out of ideas or...?

I realize my start on KF was fucking retarded and I own that. However, I think you might be getting me mixed up with someone else here. Yeah, I made a joke about being a Minnesotan when someone said an ugly bag Tess got looked like it came from Target. Yeah, I mentioned my experience working as a pharm tech when someone suggested it was a job Tess could do. It's 100% not and I explained why. I've mentioned my age in relation to Dylan Mulvaney.

On a thread about a "crunchy mom", the topic of cloth diapers came up. They're generally considered nasty fecal matter traps that can never be truly clean, especially when you're crunchy and fear chemicals. I brought up another way the cloth diapers are/were done.

I made an offhand comment that I didn't realize people would read so much into and I'm really not looking to clog up this thread.
This wasn't an invite to keep talking about yourself, you know.
It was a sort of friendly suggestion to shh before you earn yourself your own thread.

Though if you want to explain why you and your dad share snacks in bed because there's no room for them, I am legit curious to know.
 
People who have lost weight 'honor their fat body' be learning to treat it better than may have ever done. They're not 'dehumanizing' other fat folks. They're acknowledging changes for the better needed to be made & made them. But like many, Tess has to make OTHER peoples' hard work & success about her & others like her in the most negative way.
It's the same fucking body. She acts like somehow, your body is replaced with a thin version, and that old body is just like, stuffed in a cupboard or something. It's the same person. They honor themselves by being healthy and knowing how to treat themselves well. Eating Little Debbies five times a day and gaining a hundred pounds a year is not honoring anything except consumerism and gluttony.
 
Tess just posted this at 2PM California time
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It always feels weird when people talk about "fat bodies" , "birthing bodies", etc. When they say they're "living in a ___ body", it's like they're trying to separate their body from themselves. Like their body is just a vessel. Mess, your body is a part of you. Your decisions change it. Eating too much, getting tattoos - those make your body what it is. You are your body. Saying you "live in a fat body" doesn't absolve you of guilt for destroying it.
 
Tess just posted this at 2PM California time
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1min 25seconds (of life I will never get back) video summed up in one sentence: I don’t mind if you look how you want, I just don’t want you to say what you want.

One thing that pulls a lot of ire towards the HAES shrills is their insistence that everyone cater to them. Live your life around their feelings. Do what they want. It’s got to be exhausting to be so needy all of the time.

Her body language is telling; she’s tits out until she starts in with honoring your body, then she unconsciously covers herself as if she’s uncomfortable once the very-special-episode voice comes out. Just thought that was interesting.

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From glamorous modeling jobs and rubbing elbows with celebrities to sitting half naked on TikTok at 2pm pouting about her own hurt feelings (again). What a success story.
 
This vid also reeks of jealousy of others who have the discipline to lose weight. She's talking to all these people who lose an entire person's worth of fat and telling them "Hey you were still fat so you're technically still just like me. You existed in a fat body and you'll never be able to escape that."

But they have escaped it - and you know what the funniest part of her little rant is? When these people are bigger, they always say they are happy with their body and they promote this fat positivity. But the second they lose the weight, in every single interview they talk about how they led a life of misery when they were fat, how they always had to fake a smile, how they were in denial. NO ONE wishes they were fat again.

Tess knows she'll never feel that freedom, so she has to sore bitterness at those who can work hard enough to lose that weight.
 
There’s been so much discourse lately, especially on tik tok, about thin bodies and weight gain, but when isn’t there a break when it comes to thin bodies? But I digress. And I think the thing that is hardest for me is not when people gain weight, and I think if anybody wants to gain weight they absolutely should, I have no issue with people gaining weight.

My issue comes from when people gain weight, and forget to honor what their thin body has done for them; the ways that their thin body has carried them through life. You gain the weight, but why do you lose the respect for who you are as a whole? I’m not saying if you gain weight you’re still a thin person, but you are still the same person. You might have changed, but that thin body? That was you. That is you, and that’s ok.

There’s nothing to be ashamed about, nothing to be ashamed about, you have the choice, when talking about your weight gain. You have a choice not to dehumanize your thin body - because it dehumanizes thin folks
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Doesn’t make any sense, even switching fat and thin around. But if Gigi Hadid posted this on tik tok with her boob out, Tess would be mad, assuming gaining weight would be some kind of justification.
 
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