Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Anyone actually thinking of sending Amber food after her woe-is-me tale needs to not only read Tom Sawyer but also Brer Rabbit And The Briar Patch.

Nah, they need to keep sending her candy. I wanna see her up over 600 again. Her channel is so much more entertaining when she's gaining and trying to deny being bed-bound. The fatter she is, the funnier she is.

 

[I call shenanigans]

This whole part about the clinic not realizing WLS isn't covered by insurance is still confusing me. Didn't she say her clinic was in a 'connecting' state? I'm almost as bad at geography as Amber, but Google tells me that 7 states connect to Kentucky: Illinois, Indianna, Ohio, Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, and Misouri. That link I provided shows that out of all of these States, only Illinois and West Virginia are on the list for requiring insurance to cover the bariatric surgery. So is her clinic in Illinois or West Virginia? Because the clinic would know it's not covered if they were in one of the other 7 states, right?

She's going through Kentucky Bariatric Clinic (formerly known as Georgetown Bariatrics and Advanced Surgical Services). Dr Eric Smith is the surgeon, the same surgeon that recently performed Tammy Slaton's Gastric Sleeve surgery. The out of state clinic was just a red herring she threw out once she realised she'd doxxed the new surgeon straight out of the gate.

The office will know which insurers they've worked with in the past. The problem is that different agreements exist between one insurer and different companies/individuals. The individual /family has no bargaining power, but companies do. So bariatric surgeries could be covered in those states where it isn't mandatory to do so, if it has been agreed between the insurer and the company/agency providing insurance for their employees. It's not a black and white yes or no, so surgical offices usually have an employee that liaises with health insurers to determine an individual's coverage.

Amber is not a bariatric patient. She needs a psychologist who deals with food addiction.

She absolutely is a bariatric patient by virtue of her obesity. Being a bariatric patient just means you are being treated for obesity, regardless of whether you are in a surgical program or a medical weightloss program. A pyschologist attached to a bariatric surgery office is going to be specialised in obesity counselling and food addiction.

 

[dfranki723]

She saw all the comments on her last video talking about how stupid it is to send a fat cunt a bunch of chocolate, she read that and tried to pretend SHE was the first to acknowledge it.
Jesus fucking Christ you Fat Fuck.

You're not slick. We all know it made you happy (if it truly were a fan* sending you those snacks).

She couldn't look anymore sly in that thumbnail, ''guys I'm soooooo sad and suuuuper serious about it this time, look at my sad face, ignore the smile creeping out tho''.

Fatphobia still isn't a thing you dumb bitch.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Fatphobia still isn't a thing you dumb bitch.

I don’t know, I’d be afraid if Amber tried to sit on the same couch as me.

 

[dfranki723]

On Instagram she's said she is ''5'2ish''.

Has she forgotten the time she went on a pretty angry rant about the nurse who wanted to measure her? Hambo was adamant she was exactly 5 foot 3. It's a tiny thing but prime HamberLynn forgetting her documented contradictions.

Damn, I also see she's claiming that she's been changed by the ''abuse'' she's supposedly received from her audience. Y'know the fuckers that fund her dogshit lifestyle.
Another contradiction of her lying about what she considers cheating. You DID in fact claim being in love with someone other than your partner IS cheating, whether you act upon or not. So, by your own standards (that you're trying to go back on) you were cheating on Thumb, pretty openly too.

The videos you put onto the internet are there forever. Every lie you've told is online.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

On Instagram she's said she is ''5'2ish''.

Has she forgotten the time she went on a pretty angry rant about the nurse who wanted to measure her? Hambo was adamant she was exactly 5 foot 3. It's a tiny thing but prime HamberLynn forgetting her documented contradictions.

I can't recall which way it was but someone asked about her BMI using the 5'3 number (IIRC) and she just said she's not 5'3 as if that one each is going to make a difference. You couldn't help her if she wanted it, she'd narc abuse the hell out of anyone just by how her reactionary irrational lizard-brain is allowed to respond to anything that dares challenges her 140 IQ.

Damn, I also see she's claiming that she's been changed by the ''abuse'' she's supposedly received from her audience. Y'know the fuckers that fund her dogshit lifestyle.
Another contradiction of her lying about what she considers cheating. You DID in fact claim being in love with someone other than your partner IS cheating, whether you act upon or not. So, by your own standards (that you're trying to go back on) you were cheating on Thumb, pretty openly too.

The videos you put onto the internet are there forever. Every lie you've told is online.

This is a pattern for every low cunning narcissist I've ever come across. There's something about how deluded they are in how past behavior have consequences. Amber makes even less sense because most of those guys don't have video proof of it, it's usually me with my recall or text receipts. Here, we have her in her own words and her fat face just spewing it yet we're the ones abusing her by letting her know she's the one that did it to herself.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Damn, I also see she's claiming that she's been changed by the ''abuse'' she's supposedly received from her audience. Y'know the fuckers that fund her dogshit lifestyle.

She’s a whore complaining because her Johns never tell her that they love her.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Poor Martyrlynn, more mistreated than anyone in the history of forever.
So eating everything which she's done for years and years is somehow now because "someone" sent her candy. She's so full of shit.
Quitting the therapist confirmed. People called that months ago with the "maternity leave" bullshit.
The WLS confusion is her way of not being asked about it, as usual. She made it their fault (THEY didn't answer, THEY didn't know about insurance coverage) like usual, with her just left out here in the cold. She has the worst luck with health cares professionals. Weird.

1) Asked how much $$$ she's saved for WLS but won't answer. 5 weeks since she sent in the applications & paperwork so she e-mailed them. They told her they DO take insurance then told her to call them back - many phone calls later... they're stuck at her insurance no longer covers WLS in Kentucky? Still back & forth phone calls. Maybe just me but that doesn't prevent her from saving since this has just happened over the last 2 days.

2) Ozempic shortage? I have no knowledge of that. Oh, THIN celebrities are taking & presumably causing the shortage... she insinuates that.

3) No rewards planned for hitting her WL goals. Good, because she won't reach them.

4) Fav meal latey - home made poke bowls. Could eat daily.

5) She thinks it's fatphobic that people think Wipey is a feeding her or using her because it implies she doesn't deserve any of the good, thin thigs. Oh & it's shallow & disrespectful.

1) $0 because this isn't a thing. She only started that as clickbait for vlogmas.
2) Givinglynn out here sacrificing her health for other people. What happened to the hoard in the fridge?
3) She won't hit goals and she has no self control, rewards don't work.
4) Hmm...
5) It's not fatphobia, it's logic. She's a 520 pound toddler who can't do anything for herself. Having a partner that is like that is generally not what people want. It's basic human nature to want to DO things with your partner and not just sit in the apartment and shovel food down your gullets. Also she thinks shes the hottest shit to ever be shat so this is whatever anyway,

This week up 1.something but it could have been worse because she yo-yo binged rather than constant. But she's grateful it wasn't worse. Ah, 1.2 lb. as opposed to should be down 5 lbs. But she's still where she should be according to her goals.

It's always her thing, "I gained but it could've been worse so I proud of that" like... when you're over 500 pounds you shouldn't be gaining weight. It's absurd at that weight to be putting weight on.

Audience asks "Are you sure you're a binge eater, and not just a food addict?". Amber asks back "Can't it be bolth?" This doesn't sound like someone with a legitimate diagnosis.

It sounds to me as if maybe she needs to do more googling. How long before we get another diagnosis of food addiction so she can cry it isn't her fault for real guise.

I also see she's claiming that she's been changed by the ''abuse'' she's supposedly received from her audience.

Then get offline. If it's this bad for her mental and physical health, if it's shooo tRiGgErInG get the fuck offline. It's that easy. Go be a dumb cunt IRL.

she just said she's not 5'3 as if that one each is going to make a difference.

She could be 8"2 and still have a BMI of 37.7 so the dainty obsession over an inch is stupid. Much like her decimals, it doesn't matter.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The office will know which insurers they've worked with in the past. The problem is that different agreements exist between one insurer and different companies/individuals. The individual /family has no bargaining power, but companies do. So bariatric surgeries could be covered in those states where it isn't mandatory to do so, if it has been agreed between the insurer and the company/agency providing insurance for their employees. It's not a black and white yes or no, so surgical offices usually have an employee that liaises with health insurers to determine an individual's coverage.

It seems that ACA (Obamacare) does not cover WLS in Kentucky, but of course, employers sponsor heath plans are probably covering it. Amber is on ACA, but she would have known her surgery would not be covered.

She absolutely is a bariatric patient by virtue of her obesity. Being a bariatric patient just means you are being treated for obesity, regardless of whether you are in a surgical program or a medical weightloss program. A pyschologist attached to a bariatric surgery office is going to be specialised in obesity counselling and food addiction.

Here definitions are really important. For Amber, she is already considering herself to be a patient of the said clinic. She is not yet. A quick example. A women having her periodic screening mammogram is not a patient but a participant as she does not have a condition to be called a patient. If the result of the mammogram is a suspicious tumour, she is not a cancer patient since we still do not know what kind of tumour it is. Thus she goes to other tests and if they find out, it is cancer, then she is a cancer patient. However, if the cancer is slow growing, small, she is older, she may opt for doing nothing, she will no longer consider a cancer patient but an individual living with cancer. All these distinctions are important in state health systems. Besides, calling bariatric patient anyone over BMI of 40 might not go well for individuals following the HAES matra.

Amber was considering herself ‘big but healthy “ for the longest time, not a bariatric patient. She is saying it now because she wants to be taken care of by the clinic.

 

[FatalTater]

Ilona (and critters) did a reaction to Amber.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Ilona (and critters) did a reaction to Amber.

Why should I care what someone who is obviously abusing steroids thinks?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance. -- W. Clement Stone
Whuuut? -- Hamber

Spoiler: WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY & FATPHOBIA | WEIGH IN WEEK 3 - January 17, 2023

Here we are again. Hamber's trying to look all pensive and like she haz a sad in the thumbnail. Nice try, Fatty. People are tired of you fishing for sympathy.

This has the nonexistent "fatphobia" in the title, so the only assumption I can make is that she's lying her fat fucking shelf ass off. As usual. now that I think about it, if telling lies burned calories, Hamber would have been down to 150 pounds in no time.

OK, Hamtard. Start your lie engine and let's get this over with.

"Hey guise, welcome to week three weigh in."

Don't sound so enthusiastic, Ham. What will you be blaming your viewers for in this video?

"Imma be honest..." (here comes a lie!) "this is one of them situations..."

GrammarLynn makes an appearance. Anyway, continue, LiarLynn.

Hahaha. She was thinking about ending the weighins because of the "judgment" keeping her from being "as open as I used to be."

Make up your fucking mind, your narcissistic shithead. Either go with "I'm just being completely transparent now." or "I have you Judgy McJudgersons for judging me on shit I put in videos out on the internet for all to see." PICK A LANE YOU FAT CUNTASAURUS.

She then goes on to one of her favorite things: other YouTubers. Once again, Lardass, we don't give a fuck about "other YTers" and I can assure you that every other YT has received some haterade at some point. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. And, you can be judged in a vacuum, and by vacuum I don't mean the Hoover you have for your piehole, but your own actions that we see on camera and your own words. So fuck off with your "YT is so unfair, boohoo" bullshit. No one cares.

Wants to make these videos for people who genuinely "want to see [her] jernee." The only "jernee" you're on is ballooning yourself to 600 pounds, but fine. Start a patreon and have those people pay. You can then keep haydur nation away. Oops, wait, you can't do that since you wouldn't be able to afford your luxery stankpartment, much less your endless stream of Laygozzz, Uber/DoorDash/cheap tacky junk/food you buy but never eat. Guess you better suck it up, nancypants.

JFC
Hamber, less than ten seconds ago: Waah, people judging me, I thought about ending the weight stuff.
Hamber, now: here are five weight-related questions you asked.

And she just cannot understand why people despise her.

First question: How much have you saved for WLS?

She's going to "keep that private" and I will just assume the same thing I always do: zero.

Goes into a stupid story about this WL clinic she supposedly sent paperwork to, and she didn't want to call them because "they might be busy", WTF? Doctors' offices are ALWAYS busy, dumbass. So she emailed them, and someone on the other side said they "just happened" to have her paperwork right there and wanted to talk about insurance. She winds up calling anyway. Imagine that. Hamber tells her "I thought you guys didn't take insurance any more for WLS because of the rules in KY" and I'm ready to kick this bitch right in her fat fucking face for repeating this lie, AGAIN. SOME insurance will pay for WLS, you stupid, vapid cunt. Most do not, because (surprise!) it is NOT medically required in 99% of cases - i.e., fat fucks like you could lose weight without it, but you refuse to do so, and most of you fat fucks blow out the surgery and go right back to being fat fucks. That does not equate to "no insurance will pay for WLS in KY". I know you think you're the center of the goddamned universe, but you are not special. Also, LiarLynn, IF you have insurance, then the WLS clinic WOULD KNOW whether or not your insurance covers WLS. That's their fucking job, something you obviously don't understand because you can barely do the easiest fucking job ever. They are not going to tell YOU to call your imaginary insurance company to find out and then have you call them back. Claims she tried calling back the WLS clinic with the sad, sad news, but their line was not answered or was busy. Too bad you don't have someone around to fake a voicemail message for you, bitch, so you could claim you left a message and no one called you back. Says se emailed them, said her imaginary insurance company would not pay, so it would be self-pay, what's the next step. Sure, whatever, Hamber. I don't believe you.

Shor note: when I started this, the like/dislike ratio was 554/2.5k

Let's tee up that next lie!

Wound you go back on Ozempic now that you don't care about rapid weight loss? She didn't HAVE "rapid weight loss" with Ozempic, because she didn't change a fucking thing about her eating habits and as usual, didn't stir off her shelf ass to exercise. This is her asking herself because nobody in their right mind believes her "rapid weight loss" claim. Blah blah, gallbladder, blah blah, oh goody, an ACTUAL rumor! Hamber loves to clear up "rumors" about herself, like that she can't wear a seatbelt. That isn't a rumor, stupid - everyone has seen you riding around without it, and you admitted as much ON VIDEO, then tried to claim it isn't required in FL. Now, since it makes her look like a martyr, she's repeating an unfounded rumor that says the shortage of Ozempic is due to skinny celebrities taking Ozempic to keep themselves thin with no evidence at all to support the claim. Right, it has nothing at all to do with the FDA approving it for offlabel use to aid in dieting that made demand surge. Just so we all know she's so giveeeen and such an empath, she says until the people with beetus can get their supplies again as the shortage goes away, she won't be taking it. Right, MartyrLynn. Nothing to do with it making you sick when you wanted to eat the same amount of food you always eat. Again, I say: fuck off.

Next!

Do you have rewards planned for your weightloss goals? As if she waits to reward herself with anything. Stupid question.

Next!

What's your favorite meal lately? Poke bowls, of course. A gigantic bowl of carby rice goodness.

Last question!

Do you think it's fatphobia that people think MG,W is a feeder/enabler? Of course she says yes, because some people - not you fuckers in haydur nation - can see past the weight to love her as a person. Gee, whyever would anyone believe that anyone who watched your videos and saw what kind of nasty person you are would be either a feeder/enabler or grifter? If MG,W is not a feeder, she's a grifter. And if she isn't a grifter, she has to be a feeder or a masochist, as otherwise she, like any sane person, would not want to live with a narcissistic pathological liar such as yourself. Oh, we're back to "if I was thin, people wouldn't say that!" talking about 500 pound people: "We deserve love just like everyone else!" NO ONE "deserves" love, you entitled twit, just like you are not automatically entitled to peoples' support.

Of course they wouldn't, you stupid fucking fatass. if you were thin, you wouldn't be FAT, and nobody would think MG,W is a goddamned feeder. JFC, do you EVER listen to the shit you say? You're a fucking retard, but that's even more retarded than usual.

It isn't fatphobia (which does not exist except to fatties trying to rationalize their planet sized bodies) to point out facts, like that you are a fatbody who never takes accountability.

Moving on. Claims that the takeout they had on Sunday was not "triggering at all" and it seems to me that Hambertard does not understand what being "triggered" means. No, it wasn't that. It was the (gasp!) candy bars that were supposedly sent from a viewer in Australia, but which she probably bought herself along with those hideous earrings. Says she's grateful for anything people send her, but don't send food. What, not even the FiberOne "part of a healthy breakfast" bars (that is not what they say) or WW snackie stuff? She wound up bingeeen off and on. You do not have BED, or a food addiction, bitch. You're a glutton who thinks she "deserves" everything.

What the fuck? "I don't buy candy bars." Yes, you do, bitch. It's liiiiiduhrahhhhhhhlee on fucking videos that are on your fucking channel. And you think people hate you just because you're an enormous fatass.

More bitching about gallstones, trying to blame it on Ozempic, and no, that is not the reason, but carry on with your denial of reality. Hilariously says her "gallbladder got triggered" and once again, it seems that Hamber doesn't actually know what "triggered" means. Know what could happen if you were not as giant as a fucking Macy's Parade character balloon? A cholecystectomy. Blah blah, more blaming Ozempic for her feeling sick when she eats - nope, there's no way your very short jernee with Ozempic would affect your gallbladder like that, but clearly none of us knows nutrition or medicine like you, DoctorLynnMedicineWoman. Says sometimes even feeling sick, she won't stop eating, and that's due to BED. You do not have BED, you fucking sped.

Bonus question! Says a lot of people ask "Are you sure you're a binge eater and not just a food addict." Says "Can it be bolth? I don't really know." And yet, in a previous video, says her imaginary shrink gave her a dx of BED. We remember your fucking lies, Hamhock. You don't have BED and you are not a food addict. Says she won't be able to see her imaginary shrink any more - naturally she doesn't want to talk about that now - and will have to trade that model for a different imaginary shrink.

Says she knows she will have to see a shrink as part of the WLS "path" - well, at least you're not calling it a jernee, since it isn't going anywhere. Says she can't go under the knife due to her "bingeen" (you do not have BED), and she has to be in the right "headspace and mindspace" before that happens and she doesn't know if that will take weeks (LOL) or months (haha) or a year (heehee). I'll tell you when that will be Hamfat, and not even charge you for an office visit: it will never happen.

Weighin results: Last week, she was 514.6 and this week she is 515.8. So you managed to gain 1.2 pounds in a week. Pretty sure that is not how a weightloss jernee works. Of course she blames the nonexistent BED for this, and not, you know, all those giant piles of carbs she eats without bothering to do a single iota of physical activity to offset it. She's congratulating herself for not having a whole week of bingeeen, as she would be up a lot more weight than that. Says she should be down five pounds now. but what about that "rapid weight loss" on Ozempic, which was about the same as this? She is such a fucking imbecile. You're a giant fatass. You should be able to drop weight even if you're barely paying attention to what you're doing. Blames the candy bars. Good job, viewer. Thought MG,W was there to tell you no, bitch.

Closes by saying she wants to be open and honest with us, but she didn't really want to because of that whole judgy thing. And that's it. EditingLynn abruptly cuts off the video again. Even monkeys can learn to improve their skill at something after ten years, Fatty.

Whoops, edit, as I forgot to note the end like/dislike ratio, which currently sits at 584/2.8k as I finish.

TL;DW/R: Whines a lot about people judging her for what she puts online - that is how things work, Hamtard - and that OTHER YTers don't get the same shitty comments as she does. It's almost like this is the audience she curated, but wtf do we know about social media? Tries to be MartyrLynn by suggesting there's an Ozempic shortage due to celebrities - who can afford good food and personal chefs - taking Ozempic to keep themselves thin, instead of a massive uptick in demand thanks to the FDA. Since diabetics can't get the supply they need, she won't be taking it until they do.She's an empath, y'all, and it has nothing to do with her having to pay out of pocket for it and it making her sick when she eats too much, something that is the entire point. Stupid, pointless, and probably imaginary WLS clinic story. Again repeats the lie that no insurance can pay for WLS in Kentucky. Is appalled that people think MG,W is a feeder or enabler. Claims the candy bars "massively" triggered her, and she "doesn't buy candy bars", which is another lie. Doesn't know if she has BED or food addiction (she has neither) despite her telling us her imaginary shrink - who she will have to swap for another imaginary shrink - diagnosed her "officially" with BED, making the imaginary shrink the third or fourth to give her said official dx. The asshole viewer who sent her the candy is responsible for her bingeen off and on through the week, and she's gained 1.2 pounds, from 514.6 to 515.8. Says goodbye, and video cuts.

Just another usual day in the amberverse, where nothing is her fault. Don't you feel ashamed of yourselves, you fucking loser haydurs?

My answer: Nope.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I don’t know, I’d be afraid if Amber tried to sit on the same couch as me.

I know if I saw Amber get in an elevator with me, I'd be running out of that thing as if death were chasing me.

Another contradiction of her lying about what she considers cheating. You DID in fact claim being in love with someone other than your partner IS cheating, whether you act upon or not. So, by your own standards (that you're trying to go back on) you were cheating on Thumb, pretty openly too.

Oh yeah. OH, and the pesky little part of ACTING ON IT also happened. Not only did Amber declare her love for Destiny for two years while dating Becky, but she also WENT ON DATES WITH DESTINY (and third-wheel Dana), while Becky chauffeured. Of course under the guise of 'double-dating'... with the woman she loved, and Becky.

And during the Casey era, Amber posted on her (now abandoned) Facebook about being in love with two women at at the same time or something (I'm guessing Krystal was the second woman being mentioned, though Casey later said that their was actually ANOTHER woman during this time that Casey thought was named Paige or something ). And Casey, (who to their knowledge was in a monogamous relationship with Amber at this time), saw it and responded to her post with some sort of "WTF?!" response. LOL Amber is SO fucked up. I lost the link to her old Facebook. There were some golden nuggets on that.

It sounds to me as if maybe she needs to do more googling. How long before we get another diagnosis of food addiction so she can cry it isn't her fault for real guise.

For what it's worth, I'd believe that she has food addiction, whether she ever gets a formal diagnosis or not. Looking at it in the most basic way, addictions are pretty much toxic habits/coping-mechanisms and compulsive thought-loops that may or may not also have an external chemical dependence element. What I mean by 'external' is that ALL addictions affect dopamine (so technically all are chemical), but some introduce other chemicals which were previously foreign to the body (like alcohol). And ALL of her behaviours and bullshit excuses/plans/justifications are just about WORD FOR WORD what I've heard come out of the mouths of every addict I've come across. It's simply AMAZING how the human brain works: Millions of unique humans who grow up in different times/places, and have vastly different experiences, education levels, and perspectives on everything... and yet once they hit the 'addict' stage, their excuses and justifications are SO predictable that you'd SWEAR there's a handbook that they all study.

She'll remind her audience from time to time of her 'food addiction', but she'll do anything she can to avoid getting that diagnosis (like she does with NPD/BPD). The current treatment model for all addictions is ABSTINENCE and NEVER ATTEMPTING MODERATION. While the occasional addict MIGHT be able to moderate, the majority of addicts can't even achieve long-term sobriety. So the idea of even attempting moderation after achieving sobriety is like playing Russian Roulette. It's like that fairy tale of the goose that lays golden eggs, and the owners kill it under the mistaken assumption that there would be much more gold inside. Amber will do ANYTHING to keep up the bullshit of her having BED, because the current treatment model believes that moderation must be practiced over abstinence, regardless of how many times moderation may fail.

[Edited to Add:;]

@Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
This has the nonexistent "fatphobia" in the title, so the only assumption I can make is that she's lying her fat fucking shelf ass off. As usual. now that I think about it, if telling lies burned calories, Hamber would have been down to 150 pounds in no time.

If telling lies burned calories, Hamboar would be skinnier than Eugenia Cooney.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

While the occasional addict MIGHT be able to moderate, the majority of addicts can't even achieve long-term sobriety.

Sadly, it's all or nothing with most addicts. Or they simply swap a worse addiction for a slightly better one. The ones I've seen be successful with no backsliding swapped their addiction for Jesus. They were insufferable at first, but calmed down the Jesus rhetoric over time and stayed clean. Two actually became pastors and have helped many others.

It's not an option for everyone and certainly not Hamber. I'm certain "Jesus" to her is the landscaper at the Henry that picks up Twinkie's shit off the grass.

 

[Constellationzero]

Sadly, it's all or nothing with most addicts. Or they simply swap a worse addiction for a slightly better one. The ones I've seen be successful with no backsliding swapped their addiction for Jesus. They were insufferable at first, but calmed down the Jesus rhetoric over time and stayed clean. Two actually became pastors and have helped many others.

It's not an option for everyone and certainly not Hamber. I'm certain "Jesus" to her is the landscaper at the Henry that picks up Twinkie's shit off the grass.

I've seen the addiction swapping for Jesus as well. They are absolutely insufferable and tend to stay that way. Depending on the addict, many are even worse. You'd rather listen to an autismo sperg about choo choo trains or Chris Chan about Sonichu and how he's a reel layydee.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

Sadly, it's all or nothing with most addicts. Or they simply swap a worse addiction for a slightly better one. The ones I've seen be successful with no backsliding swapped their addiction for Jesus. They were insufferable at first, but calmed down the Jesus rhetoric over time and stayed clean. Two actually became pastors and have helped many others.

It's not an option for everyone and certainly not Hamber. I'm certain "Jesus" to her is the landscaper at the Henry that picks up Twinkie's shit off the grass.

I've seen the addiction swapping for Jesus as well. They are absolutely insufferable and tend to stay that way.

It’s heartening, I suppose that is at lest something that helps people from a worse life. Yes. They become unbearable.
I had a brush, in my youth with a period in some treatment that encouraged me to attend NA/OA.

Spoiler: full disclosure of PL

I went through a teenage anorexic phase and rapidly forced to sort myself out….OR ELSE, by loved ones. For me, loved ones were enough, but I made friends with a lot of people addicted to alcohol and drugs who went on to find AA/NA/OA rooms ‘helpful’.

I tried for a while (just to demonstrate I was willing) but left becuase I found it was purely swapping one addiction for another, and not a harmless one. A Higher Power is the crux of the rooms, but mostly it’s a group of unhappy people gathering to commiserate and talk. If this helps, then great. But I don’t understand it personally. I can see it might be preferable to doing whatever you were doing, but it is in itself, a horrible addiction. Every day, no matter what you’re doing, no matter where you are in the world, they have that feeling (the sweats and panics if they can’t) find a meeting. The Meeting is the addiction. A daily, hours commitment. Every day. In a room full of essentially dry drunks. They get quite panicky if they have to miss a meeting….like an addict needing a fix…..so the rooms are just another swap.

Very few people at these meetings are happy and free. Their new addiction is to travel to a depressing meeting and everyday introduce yourself as a (whatever)…never being free of it. Then talk for an hour about the good times you had whilst drunk.

The OA rooms are worse. I was forced to go as an anorexic to these and had nothing to say at all because of the horrible looks from the obese participants. They hated me, of course. It’s just fat women (almost exclusively, no men) sitting and ‘sharing’ about their diets and making each other hungry. I’d bet anything theyre off to a takeaway afterwards.

Finding your higher power in AA or OA is certainly swapping to a horrible addiction to meetings every day and I never saw anybody happy in those rooms. They rooms of miserable dry drunks.

Maybe finding Jesus direct is less depressing, but I'm not sure.

Amber will never even try and give up eating. She’s a greedy glutton who is happy just the way she is. The only reason she pays lip service to ‘weight loss jerneyz’ is for content and to max her victim status.

She switches between addictions as it becomes more pleasing to her life at the time. When she first met Jade, she was so elated with ATTENTION, that she was able to do better with food. Christmas and shopping helps by absorbing her addiction too, as does the attention she gets from ‘fans’.

Its when Jade is working, sleeping and she mopes upon the hate backlash online that she will need her food addiction.

Every single thing in her life is geared towards her selfish needs, and which need is most pressing at this moment,

Thats how it’s obvious she’s lying about the Ozempic. She gave it up because it wasn’t the magic ‘lose weight now with no trying’ drug she thought. Instead, it screws up tour ability to taste and enjoy certain foods, and makes you feel nauseous. This was intolerable to her becuase she needs to enjoy food. She is the most selfish person I’ve ever seen online (apart from Chantal). No WAY was she ever thinking of other needy strangers when stopping ozempic.

 

[Xenomorph]

Shut up, Meg.

 

[SkunkyMonkey420]

This is a BMI of 91. She already failed on week 2 of 2023.

I had to remind myself. Right, remember where I am. Deathfat. Deathfat. Deathfat.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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I had to remind myself. Right, remember where I am. Deathfat. Deathfat. Deathfat.

Dude, don't say that three times! You want to summon her? Beetlejuice was a cautionary tale.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Yes to everything you said @Suspicious Activity. And I've noticed a lot of addicts often fit into two groups. I'll just call them 'Type 1' and 'Type 2'.

Type 1 tend to have more 'normal' personalities. Some sort of traumatic event or hardship landed them into a bad coping mechanism that lead to their addiction. IF they can get to the root of the problem and work on it, and find a healthy and productive habit to shift their focus to, they'll lead relatively 'normal' lives (like Slappy's Pastor friends). I'd say Obese2Beast is another example.

Type 2 are the personality disordered. They already had a fucked-up brain before even getting addicted. Their self-centredness, extreme impulsivity, risk taking behaviour, etc., makes them far more likely to just fall into addiction, even without traumatic events or hardship. They seem to be the ones more likely transfering to other serious and destructive addictions, and act like absolute miserable PRICKS in meetings, as their heads were never screwed on straight from the beginning. Though at least while being addicted to meetings they are able to be more functional (or at least less destructive) in society.

I've drifted a bit off of the Amber topic there, but I mentioned all this because Amber is clearly a 'Type 2'. Her entitlement, gluttony, self-centredness, impulsivity, and risky behaviour is evident in EVERY aspect of her life. For example, her MOVING IN WITH PEOPLE SHE'S NEVER MET and only spoken to on the internet. She's done this, what, 5 TIMES now? Or her shopping addiction and incessant collections. Her gambling (thousands on shitty cellphone games). And so on. She'll never get better. She'll either just keep eating until her stomach or heart explodes, or will transfer addictions if she finds a more gratifying (and harmful) one. I'll never believe ANY shit from her and would need to see an EXTREME drop in weight (and be able to rule out body-doubles or deep-fakes) before I'd even start to believe something changed in that lump of lard between her ears.

She'd have to start looking like this:

But more likely this:

Or possibly even this:

(Sorry - I couldn't find a picture of a human with enough loose skin)

(And even then I'd still suspect meth)..

Although, it COULD happen. I can't say there's 0% chance of a 13th-Stepper Arc in order for Amber to secure her next caretaker gorlfriend.