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However did you know oh wise one? Share the secrets of your prophetic powers. Oh wait. It's Kevin. Thank you for requesting this blast from the past.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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This mf opened more Transformers last night [A]
England [A]
“Getting to be a t4t trans lesbian is such an incredible gift” -Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
More opening toys, this time Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [A]
Flexing his gaming ability [A]
He’s currently tweeting about some a box of little transformers figurines he wants but I’m done with him for tonight. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him??? He gets new toys every fucking day and if he isn’t playing with them, he’s finding more to buy/beg for!
Anyways, Neck is “really fucking depressed” [A]
Wedge is online again. [A]
SMH YOU’RE ALL RACIST [A]
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England [A]
“Getting to be a t4t trans lesbian is such an incredible gift” -Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
More opening toys, this time Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [A]
Flexing his gaming ability [A]
He’s currently tweeting about some a box of little transformers figurines he wants but I’m done with him for tonight. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him??? He gets new toys every fucking day and if he isn’t playing with them, he’s finding more to buy/beg for!
Anyways, Neck is “really fucking depressed” [A]
Wedge is online again. [A]
SMH YOU’RE ALL RACIST [A]
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Financial Tranch ruination, Kevin still consooming. They literally got a new animal (the kitten from a westcliffe sales post as deboonked in the Tranch thread) during alpacagate . Kevin is chimping out over not getting tendies of going to Texas and plans laser hair removal while Mxstress likely looks into financial Bankruptcy.
Literally just like we said it would.
I'm glad neck and wedge/crevasse are back too. Feels more complete somehow.
Keep on mooing just as sure as the world turns
as the amhole seals.
Literally just like we said it would.
I'm glad neck and wedge/crevasse are back too. Feels more complete somehow.
Keep on mooing just as sure
as the amhole seals.
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Kevryn brags up how cool it is to be T4T. As if he has any other options, lol. Amazingly, there is something worse than being an incel: T4T prison sex.
Maybe he's on a jag of opening up his toys because the sound of ripping apart shrinkwrap and cardboard helps to drown out the death rattles of the alpacas outside.
How long before Wedge gets dragged by black people for sticking his red rubber clown nose where it doesn't belong? You'd think he'd have learned something after being dunked on by the deaf community. But that boy, he just don't learn, do he.
Maybe he's on a jag of opening up his toys because the sound of ripping apart shrinkwrap and cardboard helps to drown out the death rattles of the alpacas outside.
How long before Wedge gets dragged by black people for sticking his red rubber clown nose where it doesn't belong? You'd think he'd have learned something after being dunked on by the deaf community. But that boy, he just don't learn, do he.
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Kevin can't even brag right. Everyone who knows about low heart runs on Zelda 64 knows you bring Milk with you, not stupid fairies.
Also he said no save states, but not no rewinds.
Please submit your puzzle tokens below.
Also he said no save states, but not no rewinds.
Please submit your puzzle tokens below.
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Wouldn't using faeries count as a death tho because you gotta lose all hearts for them to activate and heal you? Idek if the game does, but I'd count it as dying simply because of the death miniscene happening.
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Perhaps there is something he suspects about the upcoming move which is upsetting him?
Penny could have let something slip about how Kevvie and Jen are not expressly welcome and might have to find their own accommodation.
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This seems like a dumb random Kevin tweet thread at first glance, but it's a really fascinating look at how Kevin's mind works.
It's also another fun look at how our "anarchist" conceives of the state. I actually think this gets at some of what I find interesting about these tweets, we've discussed it before at various angles, but I think there's decent evidence throughout this thread that many of Kevin's conceptions of history are that it burst into existence when Kevin was born and so history has to get all the "important" stuff in while Kevin is alive such as the collapse of a 300 year old union to create a state that hasn't been independent (but is it a "real country"?) in five hundred years. And just like everything Elon Musk does, it's all about troons of course, because well, what do you know Kevin is a troon. We also have in these tweets more evidence that unless Kevin experiences something personally he can't seem to conceive of it as real, with his brief trip to stay inside someones house in the UK to eat takeout not yet convincing him of the reality of it.
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I don't remember if the game does, but in terms of autism runs of video games, I would say it counts.
But no one is running with fairy bottles, at least not more than maybe one.
Fairy = revive on death
Milk = 2 full heals (I forget heart amount, but I think it's full on 3 heart run)
So you get 4 revives, or 8 full heals (the heals pause the gameplay)
Milk = 2 full heals (I forget heart amount, but I think it's full on 3 heart run)
So you get 4 revives, or 8 full heals (the heals pause the gameplay)
I've never played the game like this, it's just stuff I've picked up reading about it back in the day.
I think Potions also give you 2 heals, but since you don't have any extra hearts it's cheaper to use milk (which is like potions for kid Link early on)
That's about all I know, so I'll personally try to stop here before we bore people more than usual.
edit: I got curious and Googled, seems most of these people have moved on to claiming to use 0 bottles (you technically have to have one for story reasons but they don't hold items outside those parts)
In 3DS version, it sounds like the game might actually be harder on MQ mode, and you need fairies. but those 3DS ports aren't as well received as you'd think.
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discussion like this is why i include even tweets i think are stupid in the update posts.
Also, yes, everything relates back to troonism with him. it is exhausting.
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Good catch, I didn’t even notice. I just skim it and post (I have to preserve my little sanity that I have left). I’d say it counts as a death because you have to literally die for them to revive you. He just didn’t get a game over screen.
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Turns out "t" stands for "transformer" and this is the next stage of Kevin's incredible journey:
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I nearly repeated myself, so I just quoted myself instead.
What a shock this poor cunt will have if Penny becomes unable or unwilling to care for him.
I know it is widely speculated that Kevvie has a tugboat, some kind of disability allowance, but he sure as shit will not be able to manage paying housing costs and essentials without a surrogate parent.
I don’t expect Jen to be up to the task and he will quickly burn through “girlfriends”.
I only hope he manages to keep his twitter going through such a demise saga.
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that honesly sounds like the most pathetically bad ending for an ugly transformers loving incel possible.
but lets be real, you thought lesbians would accept you kevin and youd finally find a boyfriend free girl, so you let your perversions take over your identity, thinking it was a solution, but you were wrong about their willingness to accept you, and thus there is no conclusion to be made, other than that this is the bad ending.
chris chan is a literal mother-fucker in prison, and i find chris to be infinitely more endearing than this greasy pock-mark ridden fuck.
not a bully btw
no bully
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Thing is, he had a boyfriend free girl before he trooned.
She then became a girl with a boyfriend after he trooned, following that she booted him from their shared hovel.
Not sure why he then thought KD Lang Fans, Ellen’s Degenerates and Sappho’s sippers of the furry cup would come a flocking.
Just not good enough at middle of the road country, talk shows or poetry I suppose.
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I am proud to bring you today’s post, which includes Kevin leaving the tranch!
But first, let’s go through everything which led up to that.
Kevin is good at making empty connections. [A]
He discusses clit erections. “It’s not phantom dick! It feels like my clit is just my shrunken dick” -Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
He has a secret pronouns menu, which is only unlockable by getting him horny enough. [A]
Ordered more shit online [A]
Apologized for wading into discussion he didn’t know well. I don’t know what it was and I checked and I didn’t really care enough to check. He may have deleted it. [A]
Took a tard field trip to a consignment store, where he got a toy for $10 less than he had ordered online. [A]
And best for last, they stopped at a Walmart, in which Kevin posed with 2 toys and took one home. [A]
And as a bonus, I made PNGs of the two Kevin pics.
Btw, here’s the first “GrownManWithChildrensToy” which I made a while ago. It’s been posted in the thread but it’s always nice to have them together.
But first, let’s go through everything which led up to that.
Kevin is good at making empty connections. [A]
He discusses clit erections. “It’s not phantom dick! It feels like my clit is just my shrunken dick” -Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
He has a secret pronouns menu, which is only unlockable by getting him horny enough. [A]
Ordered more shit online [A]
Apologized for wading into discussion he didn’t know well. I don’t know what it was and I checked and I didn’t really care enough to check. He may have deleted it. [A]
Took a tard field trip to a consignment store, where he got a toy for $10 less than he had ordered online. [A]
And best for last, they stopped at a Walmart, in which Kevin posed with 2 toys and took one home. [A]
Btw, here’s the first “GrownManWithChildrensToy” which I made a while ago. It’s been posted in the thread but it’s always nice to have them together.
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He is like some spoiled brat from a classic children’s novel.
Veruca Salt or Elouise, the girl who lives in the hotel.
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Glad to see the commune is acquiring at least three new consumer items for a single one of its members due to the wildly successful sustainable base mode of production of the Tranch. And the rest of you are all out there clinging to failing capitalism instead, absolute fools.
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That’s the most horrifying job title I’ve ever heard! Lol thanks for the nightmare
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And unlike Kevin, she is inarguably a little girl.
On a tenuous link to the subject of little girls in literature, you being Humbert Humbert and journaling the life of Kevvie is like a sinister and creepier parodic version of Lolita.
At least though it is clear that you are not falling in love with him, or convincing yourself that he is leading you on.
Even though he probably would be leading you on if he knew how.