DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Lorento]

It's a beginner's trap, how's he supposed to know that

"Dood. DOOD! I'm trying to get down on one knee but it won't let me! Stupid fucking game designers, I'M PUSHING ALL THE BUTTONS!"

 

[Keystone]

Marriage is bugged anyway.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

At least he won't need to fap anymore, right?







Oh yeah once married underwear time gets even more rare.
Phil will stay a wanker.

 

[Malt Liquor]

>my boyfriend sunburns in any room that has windows

Well,this confirm DSP is just a no life basement dweller with some money.
How long it will take until Leanna will force Phil to marry Her usng the good ol' pregnancy card?

 

[Tame Sake]

They'd actually have to have sex first...

Er.

How dumb do you think Phil is to accept that she's pregnant but he doesn't recall banging her recently?

 

[Dade]

How dumb do you think Phil is to accept that she's pregnant but he doesn't recall banging her recently?

She'd probably say that she took a sample from his couch

 

[Son of Big Boss]

SPOILER: It's actually KG's son.

 

[For The Internet]

Leanna calling Phil's parents... future in-laws. (posting this as an image too to have it visible without a link)

That's an interesting turn of events, isn't it?

It's not the first time she's done something like this. In some yelp reviews she referred to Phil as her husband (or it might have been fiance? Pretty sure it was husband. Definitely was not boyfriend/partner).

 

[DragoonSierra]

You didn't unleash the dragon, Phil. You didn't even unleash a komodo dragon. You unleashed, if anything, the goddamn equivalent of Dragomike.

This is A-log-tier levels of "comedy".

Googles Dragonmike...
...
Welp...

 

[Mister Moo]

 

[Lackadaisy]

Man, you can't accuse her of not being a committed gold digger. She's gonna dig till she hits China.

She's a really stupid gold digger. Anyone can see that DSP has been nearly sucked dry. She'd be better off jumping on NorthernLion's or PDP's dick.

 

[Keystone]

That's (sorta) what I mean by committed. Nearly dry isn't completely dry. She's gonna suck until there's nothing but dust. Some gold diggers are overzealous like that.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It's not the first time she's done something like this. In some yelp reviews she referred to Phil as her husband (or it might have been fiance? Pretty sure it was husband. Definitely was not boyfriend/partner).

Yeah well, I've known women that will refer to their long time boyfriend as their husband or fiance.

Besides, they've been living together for several years now, probably have a joint bank account and sleep in the same bed. They're practically married as it stands. A piece of paper signed at City Hall won't change their dynamic in any way except make it legal. Or it could be that DickStrokingPhil has been saying to her that they'll get married once he hits the big time because you know how popular a streamer he is and it's just a matter of time that he's making millions like PewDiePie.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Yeah well, I've known women that will refer to their long time boyfriend as their husband or fiance.

Besides, they've been living together for several years now, probably have a joint bank account and sleep in the same bed. They're practically married as it stands. A piece of paper signed at City Hall won't change their dynamic in any way except make it legal. Or it could be that DickStrokingPhil has been saying to her that they'll get married once he hits the big time because you know how popular a streamer he is and it's just a matter of time that he's making millions like PewDiePie.

If that's the case, then PandaLee better get that engagement ring upfront cuz they'll be waiting a hell of a long time.

 

[Without A Gout]

If that's the case, then PandaLee better get that engagement ring upfront cuz they'll be waiting a hell of a long time.

Their engagement ring is going to be a curly fry from Arby's at this rate.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Yeah well, I've known women that will refer to their long time boyfriend as their husband or fiance.

Besides, they've been living together for several years now, probably have a joint bank account and sleep in the same bed. They're practically married as it stands. A piece of paper signed at City Hall won't change their dynamic in any way except make it legal. Or it could be that DickStrokingPhil has been saying to her that they'll get married once he hits the big time because you know how popular a streamer he is and it's just a matter of time that he's making millions like PewDiePie.

Does Washington have common law marriages?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Does Washington have common law marriages?

Actually no but they do have something like it that you can claim marriage like benefits like property rights if you can prove you're in a "committed intimate relationship".

 

[Accel_Rider]

Actually no but they do have something like it that you can claim marriage like benefits like property rights if you can prove you're in a "committed intimate relationship".

"Committed intimate relationship;
Well, they're fucked I guess

 

[wohzi]

Wedding IS the mandatory step for every gold digging slut. I trust she already contacted lawyers to hang him dry for the divorce that comes in the package. How else is she going to take 50% of what he makes with no effort ? Unless she really plans to live her entire life as a the housewife of a gout ridden public masturbator snorting degenerate that he is...

 

[Lorento]

How dumb do you think Phil is to accept that she's pregnant but he doesn't recall banging her recently?

Obviously it wasn't his fault then. Those damned Fertilisation mechanics strike again!