You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Spud]

Is this a personal callout?

Of course not. Your nails are practical, we're talking about the impractical nails

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I'm kind of sick of how unoriginal everything is on the internet, especially when it comes to videos.

The biggest thing I notice right now are youtubers constantly saying these words in no particular order

"With that being said, get comfy, relax, grab a snack/drink, cause this is going to be a long one/we have a lot to go over."

I started noticing it a lot last year. It's especially annoying when they say it's going to be a long one and the video clocks in at less than 10 minutes.

 

[Boom Boss]

I'm kind of sick of how unoriginal everything is on the internet, especially when it comes to videos.

The biggest thing I notice right now are youtubers constantly saying these words in no particular order

"With that being said, get comfy, relax, grab a snack/drink, cause this is going to be a long one/we have a lot to go over."

I started noticing it a lot last year. It's especially annoying when they say it's going to be a long one and the video clocks in at less than 10 minutes.

Everybody tries to copy popular formulas to become famous. True popularity comes from original content.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

What is it with people and tanning?

They don't find pale/light skinned people attractive, yet they find someone who looks like rotisserie chicken and prone to a bad case of skin cancer later in life attractive.

You do realize it's healthier to not deliberately roast yourself in the sun and give vitamin D a blowjob.

 

[AnOminous]

I know I don't have to deal with these specific things firsthand being married and settled and all, but goddamn I hate watching the world burn down around me.

Get over being mad about it. Learn to enjoy the world burning down around you. Unleash your inner Joker.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Get over being mad about it. Learn to enjoy the world burning down around you. Unleash your inner Joker.

 

[Vingle]

What is it with people and tanning?

They don't find pale/light skinned people attractive, yet they find someone who looks like rotisserie chicken and prone to a bad case of skin cancer later in life attractive.

You do realize it's healthier to not deliberately roast yourself in the sun and give vitamin D a blowjob.

I don't really care about the skin cancer, but it makes your skin premature badly. So like, if people want to be uggo raisins, be my guest.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Any twenty-something that says a line from any 2000s' sophomore comedy that they watched when they were eight unprovoked.
Quoting Talladega Nights/Stepbrothers out of nowhere just makes you look fucking retarded and is the real-life equivalent of "le-random-xd" humor.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I have to go to Atlanta for some business and I absolutely hate fucking Atlanta. I’m going by plane this time, worth more than spending time and gas in traffic.

Go to the Georgia Aquarium and have a good time. It’s one of the largest in the world and the only outside of Asia with whale sharks.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Any narcissist/sociopath that says "At least I know I'm a bad person!" or anyone who indulges that shit.
No, the fact that you're cognizant of being a waste of a human being (even though you probably don't and just using it is a cope) makes you accountable for your actions.
These same people also can't let other people have any pride/self-confidence without trying to shit on them and bring them down to their level. They legitimately can't understand how someone can like themselves.
No, I'm not going to shit on myself or encourage others to do the same to appease these fucks that can't practice accountability. Virtue-signalling your self-hatred is the most selfish, humble bragging, paradoxical thing a human can do. If you know you're such a terrible person, it's up to you to change. Saying "Yeah I'm the worst" just makes me want you publicly executed.
I don't know why everyone has to larp as a self-loathing, defamating depressed shell of a person now.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Sometimes I like to sit crosslegged, it's comfortable for me unlike other men. In these people's eyes it would be considered feminine and would be considered unmasculine because it's commonly done by women.

Alright, so I seem to have gotten something close to an answer from many someones about this horseshit people have been saying to you.

Apparently the type of people to claim that their own gender shouldn't sit cross-legged are all out of shape and bitter, using the excuse that they aren't of the sex who should ever sit like that. It's mostly men in that perspective, and I have to estimate that it's a combination of the average man being more out of shape than the average woman and the fact that women are just more flexible in our lower half.

The only people I can get anything from who claim that theirs is the sex who should be the ones to sit cross-legged (and most of the people who say anyone can and should sit that way) are all in decent enough shape to not only do so very easily, but can sit that way comfortably for prolonged periods and get up again from it very easily. None of them have unreasonably fat thighs or calves that would cause discomfort from their legs being folded like that.

Obesity, inflexibility and tight jeans seem to be the real issues. I don't know if these biases hold true for the people around you who say that kind of thing, but if they are, well now you can just call those dudes bitter old fatties with angrily-smothered balls. If it's chicks saying that to you, then I don't know, point out that they're probably used to old, fat, skinnyjean-wearing men being around them and that maybe they're offended by mUh MaNsPrEaDiNg.

 

[Shidoen]

Go to the Georgia Aquarium and have a good time. It’s one of the largest in the world and the only outside of Asia with whale sharks.

I know, however driving or walking through all the puke and idiots makes Atlanta a soul sucking experience. The Coca Cola tour was nice though, sodas from all over the world where diabetes is available.

 

[A Grey Cat]

My glasses are broken again. Honestly even I don't know why I haven't gotten contacts yet. I'm a grown man and can make my own decisions now. Not like Mas around to say no anymore.

 

[The Legend 27]

When someone says "L bozo" "Cope" "Mald" "Seethe".
Do you want me to snap your fucking spine you buck tooth slack jawed hobgoblin?

 

[Vingle]

When someone says "L bozo" "Cope" "Mald" "Seethe".
Do you want me to snap your fucking spine you buck tooth slack jawed hobgoblin?

Cope, seethe and dilate.

 

[The Legend 27]

Cope, seethe and dilate.

 

[The Ugly One]

I'm really tired of engineers that have made a nest around some technology they invented 15-20 years ago, and which cannot be in any way improved, without said engineer going on attack as though he was personally insulted. Every company has some retard like this who is worshiped as a genius by senior management.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I'm really tired of engineers that have made a nest around some technology they invented 15-20 years ago, and which cannot be in any way improved, without said engineer going on attack as though he was personally insulted. Every company has some retard like this who is worshiped as a genius by senior management.

Because the engineer is able to successfully bluff senior management into thinking his technology is still valuable stuff. Senior management rarely has the technical chops to challenge the bluff so it’s easier just to default to the engineer. If there’s a rare moment where a senior manager does have the chops, the engineer’s friends in higher places usually jumps in to put the kibosh on any deep dive. By that point, the senior manager has other better things to do and gives up.

At least in my experience anyway.

 

[The Ugly One]

Because the engineer is able to successfully bluff senior management into thinking his technology is still valuable stuff. Senior management rarely has the technical chops to challenge the bluff so it’s easier just to default to the engineer. If there’s a rare moment where a senior manager does have the chops, the engineer’s friends in higher places usually jumps in to put the kibosh on any deep dive. By that point, the senior manager has other better things to do and gives up.

At least in my experience anyway.

"But our competitor-" They're lying!
"But our customers=-" They're idiots!
"But our new hire who did a master's thesis in-" He doesn't understand our product!
"But researchers at several engineering schools found-" Are you saying I'm not smart enough to do research?

Okay, fine, we'll keep using your outdated invention, just not worth the fight.

 

[Ground Beef]

When I'm at a store and someone parks their cart right in the middle of the aisle and stands next to it, effectively blocking the entire aisle. They are also typically oblivious when someone else is approaching and trying to pass.