Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

Don't do the flying squirrels like that.

Fat Twat wishes.

 

[Taked1993]

I have subscribed to her channel and I will like every video and leave encouraging comments to "treat yourself grrrl" in a hope she gets fatter and then deletes her system32 but irl

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Well, well, well. Question of the day: how much is Hamber seething about Dana getting her shit together and losing real weight?

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7186085990052728106

I will laugh my ass off if Dana continues to shed pounds while Hamlard is over here counting .2 and .5 pounds out of 500+ pounds of shit.

 

[VirginMary]

I'm going to need an anatomy lesson.

Came across a video with clips of Amber's full body in 2022 (A+ for effort to the person that had to go through all of Amber's videos to make it). I didn't get further than the 10 minute mark though because I got stuck on where the fuck her knees are located?

Now, this is her "bending her knees" and standing up straight. On the left, is that supposed to be the knee? Then why is the back of her knee half a foot lower? I'm perplexed. It doesn't make sense that her shin would be so long compared to the thigh-bone? But then what the hell is bending?

I know there is a farmer here that has studied the anatomy of fatties in detail and can educate me!

 

[Single_Sock]

I'm going to need an anatomy lesson.

Came across a video with clips of Amber's full body in 2022 (A+ for effort to the person that had to go through all of Amber's videos to make it). I didn't get further than the 10 minute mark though because I got stuck on where the fuck her knees are located?


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Now, this is her "bending her knees" and standing up straight. On the left, is that supposed to be the knee? Then why is the back of her knee half a foot lower? I'm perplexed. It doesn't make sense that her shin would be so long compared to the thigh-bone? But then what the hell is bending?

I know there is a farmer here that has studied the anatomy of fatties in detail and can educate me!

I have provided an example using one of our resident deathfats Anna. This gives you a good example of what happens to the kneecaps when they're surrounded by fat. I'm sure our gorls are much worse than this because her legs are the biggest part about her, as opposed to Anna's hips (and, as of 2022, her gut.)

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I saw a compilation of Destiny era when they were weirdos and hanging out with the 15 year old. They got ice cream. When they were leaving, she was vlogging and caught her waddle in all it's glory in the window reflection. It's horrifying and that would be terrifying to see behind you. Just a giant toddler lumbering behind, cackling, and shoving cameras in your face. No wonder none of her friends stay around.

@Boolean Bitch I can't directly quote you because my computer is being retarded. The food addiction is one of the few things I think is accurate with her. I don't believe the BED bullshit. Either she made up the whole thing (likely) OR the online therapist diagnosed her without running the proper tests. I think to her BED is more desirable because she can blame that and throw a hissy fit when anyone says anything because muh mentalz rather than accepting any responsibility. Same reason she never did the OA meetings.

 

[SkunkyMonkey420]

I'm going to need an anatomy lesson.

Came across a video with clips of Amber's full body in 2022 (A+ for effort to the person that had to go through all of Amber's videos to make it). I didn't get further than the 10 minute mark though because I got stuck on where the fuck her knees are located?


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Now, this is her "bending her knees" and standing up straight. On the left, is that supposed to be the knee? Then why is the back of her knee half a foot lower? I'm perplexed. It doesn't make sense that her shin would be so long compared to the thigh-bone? But then what the hell is bending?

I know there is a farmer here that has studied the anatomy of fatties in detail and can educate me!

BAAM, IM TUCHIN THE FLORR BETCHES *sausage fingees dangleeeen to floor, gravity has never been so eemportint*

Well well well, Big Al the contortionist! All 5 feet of her, capable of inverting in such a way... an olympian feat. Wonder if we'll get a 2023 recreation of this from her favourite spot on the couch? BAAAM, I DROPPED A M&M BEETCHESSS....

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I'm going to need an anatomy lesson.

It’s not a quadricep; it’s fat. She’s storing it everywhere her body can pack it. Fifty pounds surrounding her viscera; a pound or two as a neck hump; two or three in the face; 20 in each upper arm; 200 in the legs. Her knees are buried in a giant doughnut of fat that protrudes past her knee caps. You know how it goes; a pound here, a pound there, and pretty soon you‘re at 572.4.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm going to need an anatomy lesson.

Came across a video with clips of Amber's full body in 2022 (A+ for effort to the person that had to go through all of Amber's videos to make it). I didn't get further than the 10 minute mark though because I got stuck on where the fuck her knees are located?


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Now, this is her "bending her knees" and standing up straight. On the left, is that supposed to be the knee? Then why is the back of her knee half a foot lower? I'm perplexed. It doesn't make sense that her shin would be so long compared to the thigh-bone? But then what the hell is bending?

I know there is a farmer here that has studied the anatomy of fatties in detail and can educate me!

It's easier to see when she isn't wearing the hideous black leggings. But I think also easier to get an idea when she is walking toward the camera, especially from a distance..

She can't really bend her knees - FAT. Watch this (cued) and you can see how they barely function as hinge joints.

Because she flares her feet out - FAT - I think she's managed a permanent twist in the structure and will forever walk this way, even if she does ever lose weight (she will not).

Downward angle of her joaquin to the iconic tree. (Cued)

You can spot her knees, pointing inward, opposed to he feet, which are pointing outwardly. The gap between the fat sleeves on her thighs and those on her calves have a slight depression between them - that's where her knees are. She doesn't bend them to walk. In order to walk, she has top swing each leg forward, using her hips and momentum to continue.

A bi later in this compile, she's once again joaquin to the iconic tree, wearing non-black leggings. This gives a good view of the rear structure. You can see how the midpoint of her leg, where the knee is, barely creases (FAT), and why it's so damn hard to make sense of what you're seeing. It's also a good way to see the extra effort she has to put in just to start and continue to move.

 

[Xenomorph]

Please someone post the video of amber bending over and there are farting noises on top.

 

[peach tea]

"You guise hafta riuuuhlize that you're not seeeeeng stuff behind the scenes. There's A LOT I don't show you."

Such as: weight loss, saving money, change of eating habits, "deep cleaneeeeeen', exercise of any sort like joaquin, caring for the animals, learning any new skill or trade, picking up a new hobby, joining a gym or using the onsite gym, reviewing books in any meaningful way....the list is as long as Hamber is FAT.

AKA the things people would actually want to see in her vlogs. She knows if she starts doing any of this stuff, she has to keep doing it unless she wants to get bitched at even more than she already does. That’s the thing. She cares more about having a way to quit everything with the least amount of blowback possible. Even if she was doing any of those things, nobody would ever know when she started, how often she did it, what amount of effort she was putting in and most importantly- how quickly she gave up.

At this point, I don’t see why anyone is keeping up with her anymore. I’ve said it more than once and I’ll say it again: she basically uploads the same 3 videos every time. If you’ve seen those 3 videos then you’ve seen them all. She’s not even failing in an entertaining way anymore.

A lot of her 40-60k remaining viewers like to justify still being around by saying they like the “train wreck” or they’re sticking it out to see if she will actually change. Neither of which is applicable anymore and they haven’t been since maybe right after when the whole cancer thing happened. The only interesting thing that happened after that was the breakup and even that was wack asf. There’s literally no reason to watch her anymore.

The only thing I’d care to see is her remaining audience just admitting that they genuinely like her and her coma inducing content. Seeing people acting like they’re still following her because she’s a lolcow is pure cringe. She hasn’t been a lolcow in at least 3 years. The milk is completely dry and I doubt it’s ever coming back. There are so many actual lolcows people could be following so it doesn’t make sense for anyone to give a fuck about anything Amber does at this point.

I’m not calling anyone here out because this thread is the only thing that is mildly interesting when it comes to her content anymore. I am, however, calling out everyone who asks her questions on Instagram, anyone who is still watching every video and especially people who still comment on her channel religiously. Specifically the commenters who try to lecture her or the ones who think they’re really roasting her with their Reddit-tier “snark”.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

She asks herself most those questions on Instagram and blocks anyone who asks questions she doesn’t like.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

My fiancé and I were pontificating one night, and it seemed that he had an epiphany about Amberlynn Reid…

Spoiler: Fiancé, Epiphany

he sits up suddenly and says” I just realize something Amber Lynn is never going to experience life the way a 32-year-old should she’s never going to walk down the Riverwalk in San Antonio. She’s never going to see fireworks in Helotes. She’s never going to know what snow feels like in Ruidoso, New Mexico her whole life is that apartment and Walmart

Which led me to this thought I think most of her girlfriends excluding Krysta left her because they saw their lives passing them by and they were quagmired the pigsty that she lives in. I think Becky‘s mother dying really woke her up to her own mortality, and she realized that in the years that she had been with Amber, she had accomplish nothing, and Amber had accomplish nothing and as far as I’m concerned, I thought that was the goal of having a husband and wife of partner was to make something together Amber doesn’t make she only buys and consumes.

Jade. Thankfully, still has a job, but we’ll see how perpetual disappointment affects her and how not having a life outside of Amber’s orbit affect her. It wouldn’t shock me if they were still together and a year.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I’m not calling anyone here out because this thread is the only thing that is mildly interesting when it comes to her content anymore.

Hey Mom! 'member me?

Gonna say here and now Slappy been drinkn' and maybe had a bong hit or two because.... well, David Crosby died today. See the thread.

But here's the thing. The less this thread becomes about Hamber, the more it becomes about us who more or less live here and have our own little Hamber Hater's Gorls Club.

The content? Relentlessly hashed over. And over. Hamber is like the kids in the backseat of your car singing "It's a Fat World" over and over until you wanna drive it over a cliff!

Meh. I come here for interaction with all you "Phatphobic Fucks." Hamber is just the circus sideshow freak that all makes us laugh. And angry that she gets away with life as she knows it.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber will never get better and the reddit tier hoars who come here acting like they are so naughty cause they told amber shes fat on instagra is fucking hilarious lmao

The most pathetic thing that barely sentient thumb ever did was to allow her royal fatness to scam people out of money for her mothers cancer treatment and speak to her that way in those voice notes. I don’t know about y’all, but had that been my dying mother she did that heinous shit to, she would actually be able to lose some goddamn weight because her fucking jaw would be wired shut for at least the next six months. Everybody on YouTube pitying the thumb and giving her ass pats and money because she E-begged for it are examples of the finest fucking morons our planet has to offer. That fat bitch co-signed every single one of the fatter bitchs lies and deserves the worst karma ole Buddha could dream up and NOBODY will ever convince me otherwise.

Same I really dont get the neckless dick riding, shes a scamming pathetic cunt.

Also the highest score Amberlynn Miss 135 IQ Reeeeee ever got is her BMI.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

Amber will never get better and the reddit tier hoars who come here acting like they are so naughty cause they told amber shes fat on instagra is fucking hilarious lmao

Honestly, anyone who thinks that she's even remotely capable of changing ANYTHING is fucking just as delusional as she is.

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LOL But she totally dont have ANY weight related pain and the only time she's ever in pain is if she rolls over wrong or eats shit on the pavement.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Because she flares her feet out - FAT - I think she's managed a permanent twist in the structure and will forever walk this way, even if she does ever lose weight (she will not).

I would love to see plain films of her pelvis and femurs. I guarante you she has permanent structural changes in her bones. I've seen some people on M6HPL who have lost significant amounts of weight and still walk like they just spent the past 12 hours riding a horse. We all know Amber will never lose the weight, but if she did, she will never have a normal gait.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I would love to see plain films of her pelvis and femurs. I guarante you she has permanent structural changes in her bones. I've seen some people on M6HPL who have lost significant amounts of weight and still walk like they just spent the past 12 hours riding a horse. We all know Amber will never lose the weight, but if she did, she will never have a normal gait.

I agree, seeing her bone structure would be fascinating. But x-rays would be absolutely useless on her. It’s why they sent her for multiple CT’s due to a collapsed lung, I mean cancer, oops I mean infection that magically disappeared. She can sit here and screech about misdiagnosis all she wants, but the fact is radiologists cannot see what the fuck is actually wrong with her due to FAT.

She damn well knew this after having a hysterectomy over 2 years ago. Yet she acts surprised every time she has a serious injury or illness, and doctors can’t tell what is going on. It must be fatphobia. That must be it,

Does she not understand that she’s larger than 90% of the population in the US? I can’t find a decent statistic, but she might be in the top 5%. Congrats?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I agree, seeing her bone structure would be fascinating. But x-rays would be absolutely useless on her. It’s why they sent her for multiple CT’s due to a collapsed lung, I mean cancer, oops I mean infection that magically disappeared. She can sit here and screech about misdiagnosis all she wants, but the fact is radiologists cannot see what the fuck is actually wrong with her due to FAT.

She damn well knew this after having a hysterectomy over 2 years ago. Yet she acts surprised every time she has a serious injury or illness, and doctors can’t tell what is going on. It must be fatphobia. That must be it,

Does she not understand that she’s larger than 90% of the population in the US? I can’t find a decent statistic, but she might be in the top 5%. Congrats?

She's an outlier in a nation of fatties. Her BMI was over 100 at one point. BMI isn't perfect but it is relatively accurate for someone like Hamber. There have been attempts by people here to create little Paint graphics of where her skeleton would be or where x body part is, and it's always mind blowing to see.

The idea of Amber getting WLS comes up every year. While this particular saga has lasted longer than the previous, she still won't get it. She can't even be honest enough with herself to create accurate food journals. Any bariatric therapist she saw would know soon that she's a noncompliant patient and dump her if Amber didn't first.

It'll never happen, but I wish Amber would have to see a table full of all the food she eats in a day that trash TV sometimes shows infinifats as a reality check. That won't sober her up either, because she's hopeless. It's a kick in the ass she deserves all the same.

 

[I call shenanigans]

It'll never happen, but I wish Amber would have to see a table full of all the food she eats in a day that trash TV sometimes shows infinifats as a reality check. That won't sober her up either, because she's hopeless. It's a kick in the ass she deserves all the same.

There’d be no point because Amber would just think that was a normal amount of food and everyone eats that much. A bit like Chantal absolutely believes that everyone eats takeaway every day. These deathfats believe that they eat the same as everyone else but there is something special about them that makes them fatter and unable to lose weight.