🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Did this event garbage fire merit a top ten list? Watching only highlighted how lifeless the commentary was.

I will say that Clodfleter sounded like he was happy to be there and trying. The Gunt was just a mumblin' stumblin' drugged up mess.

About the Top Ten list: None of the process servings was on it. Nor was Ralph no-selling Pantsu trying to console him.

List declared invalid.

I think Ralph is talking about Morris, Vickers is still married iirc

Harry has been paying for Pantsu, Cozy Rozy, and it sound like for at least some of Ralph's life these past couple of years.

Talk about biting that hand that feeds you.

 

[break these cuffs]

Talk about biting that hand that feeds you.

A true gunt cares not where its last meal came from, nor where it's next will. It lives only to gorge in the moment.

 

[Waifu Days]

Like retarded children trying to update from the kiddie table to the adult table on Thanksgiving.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

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Like retarded children trying to update from the kiddie table to the adult table on Thanksgiving.

The only thing that stinks worse than this gunted midgets BO is his desperation

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph had some guy do an overproduced documentary on Ralphamania.

But even after the all production value, Ralph still looks subhuman

What a freak.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph had some guy do an overproduced documentary on Ralphamania.
What a freak.

And even with how ever many cameras recording constantly they failed to produce a single seconds long clip of Amanda looking half decent.

 

[LaurenLauren]

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Like retarded children trying to update from the kiddie table to the adult table on Thanksgiving.

Is Ye a Republican, tf he has to do with Republican Primary? Sorry, I'm an euro, so maybe I lack some crucial information here.

 

[Waifu Days]

Is Ye a Republican, tf he has to do with Republican Primary? Sorry, I'm an eoro, so maybe I lack some crucial information here.

No, your right. Ralph is retarded.

 

[Easterling]

Ralph had some guy do an overproduced documentary on Ralphamania.
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But even after the all production value, Ralph still looks subhuman
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What a freak.

Fucking hell he looks like he's in his mid-fifties now. I know the lighting isn't great but there is definitely more grey in his beard now. Fuck even Sargon is looking younger than you Ethan.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The only thing that stinks worse than this gunted midgets BO is his desperation

Ralph is a dullard and he cannot talk about debt ceilings or insider beltway bullshit. His only hope for any political content this year was hitching his wagon, by proxy to an actual celeb, was this schizophrenic black man running for President because his bipolar brain told him he’s Jesus. Cozy’s future depended on it.

Ye’s November manic panic tour gave Ralph big hopes even though it was almost immediately torpedoed by association with the absurd Nick and Milo.

Ralph probably prays every night that Ye’s mania and god complex revs up again and/or Nick will return his DM’s. It’s fun to watch him grovel and ass lick without even a head pat in return.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Fucking hell he looks like he's in his mid-fifties now. I know the lighting isn't great but there is definitely more grey in his beard now. Fuck even Sargon is looking younger than you Ethan.

I'd say 60s.

Ralph is a dullard and he cannot talk about debt ceilings or insider beltway bullshit. His only hope for any content this year was hitching his wagon by proxy to an actual celeb was this schizophrenic black man running for President because his bipolar brain told him he’s Jesus.

Ye’s November manic panic tour gave Ralph big hopes even though it was almost immediately torpedoed by association with the absurd Nick and Milo.

Ralph probably prays every night that Ye’s mania and god complex revs up again and/or Nick will return his DM’s. It’s fun to watch him grovel and ass lick without even a head pat in return.

If this went further and Ralph tried hooking his wagon up it'd be fun watching The Catboi bob and weave at the questions about an AFer who is an US expat living in Mexico. And that's putting nice face on it since we all know The Gunt is really just dodging servers (at least he was) and because he can't afford to live in the US any more.

 

[Hüftpriester]

And even with how ever many cameras recording constantly they failed to produce a single seconds long clip of Amanda looking half decent.

You can put lipstick on a transvestite donkey witch but it's still a transvestite donkey witch.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Posting in case Ralph is dead and this was his last tweet.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Like retarded children trying to update from the kiddie table to the adult table on Thanksgiving.

White nationalist homoerotic fascist catboy deathcult simping for a racemixing prostitute-addicted nigger.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Posting in case Ralph is dead and this was his last tweet.
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I wish I could find that interview PPP and Godwinson did with a guy pretending to be Ronnie Ralph. The best line in it was when they ask about Ralph as a baby and Ronnie goes, "His first word was YUM". Would have made a good post.

If anyone has that I would like to listen to it again.

 

[break these cuffs]

Posting in case Ralph is dead and this was his last tweet.
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Paper plates, it's always paper plates with these gutter dwellers.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Real plates aren’t that expensive and you can wash them for reuse. Usually if you’re going away and moving a kind caring family would donate some of their excess.

But Ralph is a high time preference individual who thinks a pack of paper plates you can toss is much better than the more expensive real plates you have to wash. Considering they left a literal pigsty at the old place and were most likely booted from air bnb for being trash goblins those plates would never get washed, even when it’s the cheaper long term option. And besides the Ralphamale living that high life he can afford the finest of paper plates!

 

[break these cuffs]

Real plates aren’t that expensive and you can wash them for reuse. Usually if you’re going away and moving a kind caring family would donate some of their excess.

But Ralph is a high time preference individual who thinks a pack of paper plates you can toss is much better than the more expensive real plates you have to wash. Considering they left a literal pigsty at the old place and were most likely booted from air bnb for being trash goblins those plates would never get washed, even when it’s the cheaper long term option. And besides the Ralphamale living that high life he can afford the finest of paper plates!

Periodically check the Goodwill in a yuppie town and sooner rather than later you'll find a nice dinnerware set like Crate and Barrel for about $1 per item in the set. Thirty bucks will have you good to go. There are plenty of cheap options from Target, Amazon, etc too. The only reason to go paper is because you're a lazy slob or you're having a BBQ/party with more people than you have dishes.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Why do fat people like to claim "no contest" = "not guilty". Doesn't it literally mean that the defendant concede, the evidence is strong enough, and it indicates guilt? By that kind of logic, a guilty plea is not guilty because the criminal can just walk it all back and go "la la la I dindu nuffin".

Massive cope.

I gotta give the Ralphamale his due, if you have no concept of shame this is a W. Especially now his suspended sentence is up - that fat retard walked, and people can say he was found guilty but who cares? Not that shameless fat ogre. He don't care, it's god's plan!

A RALPHAMAINA documentary is a huge W, it shows he's better than Warski and Coach who didn't make a documentary for their gay pretend fight in Knoxville. Ralph never liked Knoxville anyway, he was just pretending.

 

[Obscura539]

Real plates aren’t that expensive and you can wash them for reuse. Usually if you’re going away and moving a kind caring family would donate some of their excess.

But Ralph is a high time preference individual who thinks a pack of paper plates you can toss is much better than the more expensive real plates you have to wash. Considering they left a literal pigsty at the old place and were most likely booted from air bnb for being trash goblins those plates would never get washed, even when it’s the cheaper long term option. And besides the Ralphamale living that high life he can afford the finest of paper plates!

There are dishwashers in most rentals I’ve been to in that region. For a normal rent you could get 2300 square feet place with 3 rooms, pool, and a weekly cleaning lady. He has to be in the bottom of barrel area.