🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Tom Myers said:
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I really don’t understand why ralph thinks living in Mexico is a massive “win“.

“Hahah look how cheap errrythang is!”
Yes no shit, it’s a the Third World, if people wanted to live there everything would be expensive.

It’s also really stupid trying to one up pee pee pee. PPP can just waddle up to a water faucet, pour him self a cold glass of water and drink it on camera and he’s already beaten Ralph in who lives in a better place game.


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A post featuring a tweet by Ralph is now number #4 worldwide on the Reddit frontpage, with over 24.5k upvotes.
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Now we need to just wait for Twitter to fact check him.

EDIT: I sorted the comments by "New" and searched for "Ralph"
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Inb4 “hahaha I’m famous, ima make so much money being on Reddit, it doesn’t matter there all calling me a big chungus racist retard :^) “

So tiresome, is Ralph upset his Lolcow of the year trophy didn’t arrive yet so he’s doubling down? Or did it get sent to Mays dad and he put it through a shredder.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
If Ethan Ralph made $6000 in a week it was more like $60. A McDonald’s fry technician makes more in a week than Ralph does streaming AND positively contributes to society as a whole. If Ralph makes the kind of money he says he does he wouldn’t be living in moldy concrete shacks.
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And all it cost him was to end up permanently skullfucked with two googly eyes facing different directions because his eyesocket was shattered all to shit to the point it's amazing his eyeball doesn't just pop out randomly. Five star days!
 
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UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Ralph self-proclaim victory that he handed himself just like his bowling trophy.
Also I cant help but notice that "Patriotism" is one of the titles as he left America for Mexico and "Wealth" as he has shit credit and only rents from AirBnB that's covered in mold.
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"I wun" cries Ralph as Jim rakes in more money in 10 minutes than he did all year

Something you will learn very quickly following Ralph these days is that almost nothing is impossible to spin as a win.

Beaten in portgual? "i made $5000"
Fled to Mexico? "everythings so cheap here"
Jim still more popular than you? "Acktually his audience shrunk but mine hasnt"
Frivolously swore on your mothers grave? "Ackttually she was cremated"
yet another more popular and successful internet show making more money making fun of you? "obsessed lol rent free"

Its not hard, anyone with an IQ over 90 can do it. You just need to have zero honesty and a godlike ability to endure stress and humiliation and to never give up or back down no matter what, which you get from either having a mission you truly believe in or an incredibly small penis

Everything that it is possible to take from this man without showing up to his house with a gun has been taken. And even then Dirty Harry showed up and took some of that.
 
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So within 12h of posting this most certainly incredibly important news on his as of writing this 59.9k followers strong Twitter account it has 1501 likes, after being Number 4 on Reddit.
Which in most metrics is very sad, no engagement, no gain.
And yet, you know he celebrates this achievement more than any of his kids first birthdays, if he can even remember the dates.

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Makoto Niijima said:
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Archive Tweet: https://archive.md/?run=1&url=https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1611011693093744644

Anyone know what this is about?
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Yes. Vickers wanted Ralph to serve jail time for revenge porn and then they pussied out of testifying and Ralph got a suspended sentence rather than serve time because it was God's plan for Ralph to win all along.
 
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"I absolutely did not plead guilty to any charge today."

"I took a no contest deal."

"Then they got scared of losing outright and I took the deal."

Ralph, if you could have won the case why did you take the deal? This doesn't sound like a Ralph W. This sounds like a Ralph cope.

I'm sure the prosecutor is a huge fan of the Killstream.
 
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Hypervitaminosis said:
So within 12h of posting this most certainly incredibly important news on his as of writing this 59.9k followers strong Twitter account it has 1501 likes, after being Number 4 on Reddit.
Which in most metrics is very sad, no engagement, no gain.
And yet, you know he celebrates this achievement more than any of his kids first birthdays, if he can even remember the dates.

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Ralph you keep having these moments but your content is shit because you refuse to engage with anything interesting the moment it starts to hurt your feelings, you had a ton more of these and still ended up in mold city at the ass crack of Mexico, no ones going to stay around, there's tons of Twitter accounts with triple digit followers maybe even single digit followers that have one tweet blow up
Balldo's Gate said:
A post featuring a tweet by Ralph is now number #4 worldwide on the Reddit frontpage, with over 24.5k upvotes.
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Now we need to just wait for Twitter to fact check him.

EDIT: I sorted the comments by "New" and searched for "Ralph"
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:story:oh shit case in point, all big new fans of the shillstream I'm sure
 
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I can't imagine these brief surges in interaction from rando RW twitter users have much of a lasting impact in his revenue.
He is stuck pulling stunts for an audience that really don't care about "him". His political views are just a thin façade for the clown he is, his circle of interned friends are all clowns.
No one semi-seriously wants to get within 10 miles of him let alone work with him.
 
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Why do fat people like to claim "no contest" = "not guilty". Doesn't it literally mean that the defendant concede, the evidence is strong enough, and it indicates guilt? By that kind of logic, a guilty plea is not guilty because the criminal can just walk it all back and go "la la la I dindu nuffin".

Massive cope.
 
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"No contest" means that the defendant agrees the case is strong enough to convict him, but still doesn't admit guilt. The judge begins sentencing as if a jury came back with a guilty verdict.

A guilty plea means that the defendant admits guilt to the judge, then the sentencing begins.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Why do fat people like to claim "no contest" = "not guilty". Doesn't it literally mean that the defendant concede, the evidence is strong enough, and it indicates guilt? By that kind of logic, a guilty plea is not guilty because the criminal can just walk it all back and go "la la la I dindu nuffin".

Massive cope.
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Maybe they think it's an eating contest and they won by default because no one else showed up.
 
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Herr Buckingham the 3rd. said:
Ralph takes another huge L as Mexico erupts into civil unrest over the arrest of El Chapos son.
www.nbcnews.com

Violence hits Mexican cartel stronghold after arrest of El Chapo's son

Sinaloa’s state capital, a stronghold of the cartel by the same name, was filled with roadblocks and gunfire after Mexico's military captured Ovidio Guzmán.
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What did Ethan Ralph currently residing in Mexico mean by this?
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