Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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Beardson declares life over for those with a negative canthil tilt....which he himself has (see last few seconds of clip):


(bait description follows) Beardson says Nick Fuentes is the horniest in the movement


Also trying to compile a supercut of Beardson talking about throwing his beer on Corrine during Ralphamania like the little girl he is.
 
still going through this mornings stream but lots of funny clips

Beardson opens screaming to some metal



Beardson whining about his door dash


Here is 3 minutes solid of dead air while beardson sends text messages to Woozuh


Beardson says morning streams are not worth it because no one watches or donates


Beardson teases some exciting content from Nick coming out tomorrow, brags he knows and chat doesn't.


Someone in the chat says someone else has more viewers than Beardson, Beardson overreacts while assuring everyone he is not over reacting and does not care. Goes on to blame millennials? Beardson...you are a millennial.
 
still going through this mornings stream but lots of funny clips

Beardson opens screaming to some metal

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Beardson whining about his door dash
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Here is 3 minutes solid of dead air while beardson sends text messages to Woozuh
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Beardson says morning streams are not worth it because no one watches or donates
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Beardson teases some exciting content from Nick coming out tomorrow, brags he knows and chat doesn't.
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Someone in the chat says someone else has more viewers than Beardson, Beardson overreacts while assuring everyone he is not over reacting and does not care. Goes on to blame millennials? Beardson...you are a millennial.
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Jesus christ, why does he still have his Christmas decorations up still? I know the little guy is a broken man now but that no fucking excuse to be lazy.
 
still going through this mornings stream but lots of funny clips

Beardson opens screaming to some metal

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Beardson whining about his door dash
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Here is 3 minutes solid of dead air while beardson sends text messages to Woozuh
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Beardson says morning streams are not worth it because no one watches or donates
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Beardson teases some exciting content from Nick coming out tomorrow, brags he knows and chat doesn't.
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Someone in the chat says someone else has more viewers than Beardson, Beardson overreacts while assuring everyone he is not over reacting and does not care. Goes on to blame millennials? Beardson...you are a millennial.
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I’m hoping it’s Nick and Destiny on No Jumper. Nick gave hints last night when he said it was originally scheduled for November, but then the Kanye thing happened and so now it’s rescheduled for Thursday. And I believe the No Jumper studio is in LA, so..
 
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Beardson's most recent stream was titled "gm" for "good morning," and it reminded me of this passage from The Hobbit where Bilbo and Gandalf meet each other.
I think people should wish Beardson a "good morning" more often.
Nah, that might give him hope. I’m still hoping he on stream suicides when some big boobies goth girl calls him a pervert or whatever the current meme gf is, that would be hilarious
 
Did you get that "dry ass penis" stuff where he talk about making a parody of WAP?
Here's that one:



Here is Beardson vs. Corrine. Skip ahead to 12:45 to get to footage of Corrine and Beardson interacting. Still hoping we get more footage regarding this situation.


This week beardson also started his own podcast about movies. The podcast is called "The Hetero Hour", which he is reusing as a name from when he did an entire two episodes of some other shit called the same thing. Episode 1 is out and all about one of Beardson's favorite directors, David Lynch. mp3 below.
https://anchor.fm/beardsonbeardly/support (https://archive.ph/TDibA)


Not directly from Beardson but this is a clip that has become the featured clip that Jaden McNeil ends his streams on at the request of the chat. Someone (a groyper I think, UX or someone) added one of those parody gay rap songs on top of Beardson dancing, when beardson does a specific jerk off like hand motion the song goes "Beat it up!". Chat has dubbed the clip "Bean It Up". The clip also inspired a video thumbnail:

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