Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
CavewomenDCJ said:
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He has smelled his way back to US. Isn't TBH "to be honest". What did he mean by this?
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To be hannounced lmao

I've lurked this thread for a while, it always gives me a good laugh. I've known people with lesser functioning autism that were better at reading the room more than Chibbi. These photoshops of his Japan trip have been nothing less than magical. Props to all that have made these great masterpieces. Also to the person who came forward to talk about their personal interactions with Adam, must of had the patience of a saint. He should have taken the advice that he was given a long time ago at GDQ and just stayed quiet. Then again so many laughs that he's given me over the years, I'm glad he didn't. I didn't think I had anthing to contribute to the thread, only showing appreciation for you guys who are doing the world a favor.

Simper Fidelis guys:semperfidelis:
 
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Ok, have some more rare Chibs.

After all, sound has a spectrum too.
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- And then some bad people leaked my nudes, imagine that! I decided to fight them by redirecting those nudes to my Twitch channel with URL I just so happened to buy a couple days prior and when that wasn't enough, I leaked more of my nudes to battle original nudes!
- Adam, what the fuck are you talking about?!
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"Magnet therapy? I am magnet therapy!"
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CavewomenDCJ said:
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He's going to act now like it was life changing, how much better he appreciates and understands the Japanese way of life, how amazingly amazing Japan is and how he's raring to go again.

And like an idiot he's going to go with another tour group but this time lord over them and act like he's been here already and knows all the ins and outs of it. The man would be more insufferable than usual.
 
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CavewomenDCJ said:
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>streams BING BING WAHOO!! in a shared space for 3 hours to the displeasure of everyone around him because he's too much of a sperg to put in some headphones
>acts like a turbo weaboo who studied 日本 culture™ for 300 years after 5 minutes off the plane
>does the most obvious tourist cash grabs to experience said culture
>almost dies of a heart attack from walking up a hill to see monkeys that probably didn't want to associate with him either
>goes to BING BING WAHOO!!-Land
>memories for a lifetime
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
And like an idiot he's going to go with another tour group but this time lord over them and act like he's been here already and knows all the ins and outs of it. The man would be more insufferable than usual.
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Another passion in his life and forget it as soon as something new comes along. If he does go to Japan again the retard he is probably visit the same locations as last time.
 
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You'd think that a weeb that has went to their version of Mecca or Jerusalem, they would have at least groomed properly, out of some kind of respect for the culture. Not fat Roxas Chibs, this man child already has some weight issues and probably an extra 10 pounds of grease and dead skin. I was hoping there would have been a Japanese nationalist to tell him to "go home white piggu," unfortunately not. Not only will he try to go back and with newer people and tell them that he's been there and that makes him an expert. He'll also find ways in his streams to recount the stories he had there and each time will be more exaggerated. He might even start using the trip as a way to break the ice when he's trying to get the attention of all the onlyfans thots he follows. Only to be once again ignored or given a passing acknowledgement to keep him sated until he hits on another one.
 
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buttsguy said:
i'm predicting he says he plans to move to japan now and then never does, just like the florida trip
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the only way he is gonna make it is through one of these programs where one can go as an assistant English teacher for pre-schoolers.

no japanese language skill required and he is gonna be put far out into the countryside, out of reach of Akihabara and tourist Ramen shops.
it would be a miserable life for him and i would love to see that. but at the same time, it would rob him of any time to burn on streaming and his other “hobbies”. I feel like he would realize that and not go for it. after all he is incapable of change and i think deep within comfortable maintaining his current status quo.
 
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I'll drop some more.

Adam every time when someone tries to help him put his life back on tracks.
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- You like Earthbound?

- Um, it's okay.

- At first the game was too abstract for my taste. But I played some more and I think it really came into it's own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a nice message, and gameplay is really addictive despite it's flaws. It's been compared to Final Fantasy, but I think Earthbound has a far brighter, heart warming sense of humor.

- Hey, Adam?

- Yes, Caveman?

- Why are there papers all over the place? Do you... Does your cat shits around the toilet? Because you forget to clean it?

-No, Caveman.

-Is that a raincoat?

- Yes, it is. But what's most important it's that it has this track - "I believe in you". It's actually so good, that I sang it at a Iwata's funeral! Speaking of which! Hey, Caveman!

- Try to tell me to be quiet now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!
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- Let's see Caveman's GDQ pass.
- Look at the subtle colors! Look at a tasteful picture on it! Oh my God, it even has pronouns listed!
- Adam, is something wrong?
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hfuenms83 said:
the only way he is gonna make it is through one of these programs where one can go as an assistant English teacher for pre-schoolers.

no japanese language skill required and he is gonna be put far out into the countryside, out of reach of Akihabara and tourist Ramen shops.
it would be a miserable life for him and i would love to see that. but at the same time, it would rob him of any time to burn on streaming and his other “hobbies”. I feel like he would realize that and not go for it. after all he is incapable of change and i think deep within comfortable maintaining his current status quo.
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right, but he's clearly not going to do that. it'll fall through the cracks just like his move to florida.
 
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