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Dade said:
Perhaps his parents have a lot of money or something that she prays that he will inherit
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If I understand correctly, they still managed to get a house in a fairly well-off community and Phil's dad seems to be moneyed, as well.
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That's my take on things. Panda doesn't give a crap about the DSP brand. Panda doesn't care about Da Bunsiness. She doesn't care about contracts or channels or how a title name was managed or if Machinama approves of public masturbation and constant failure. The entire DSP legacy could sink into the briny deep while Phil sputters and begs for help, and Panda would watch casually. She would be the last one above water. She would still be the one watching it go down, nodding and waiting for her chunk of ice to land on. Panda isn't a lazy gold digger. She's a god damned con artist who deserves her own movie.

Phli is an only child right? I mean, could you be Phil with a sibling? I'm not a confrontational person and I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I would literally slap (open god damned handed) and insist they stop my sibling every single day if they said, did, and thought the things that Phil Burnell did for the internet. Which means that Phil is his parents only offspring. His SUCCESSFUL parents only offspring. Phil probably actually has a lot of money coming his way. His parents aren't walking god damned catastrophes and probably aren't leaving behind a nightmare of a youtube channel. They're leaving a legacy. A legacy that is going straight to Phil. Straight to "Bacon Grease in the Toilet" "I Don't Need a Fire Alarm I Can Smell Smoke" Phil Burnell. He's worried about next year, but panda is worried about next decade.

Panda is going to walk away from all of this like fucking Matchstick Men, holding a briefcase full of money while we stare in confusion.
 
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That's my take on things. Panda doesn't give a crap about the DSP brand. Panda doesn't care about Da Bunsiness. She doesn't care about contracts or channels or how a title name was managed or if Machinama approves of public masturbation and constant failure. The entire DSP legacy could sink into the briny deep while Phil sputters and begs for help, and Panda would watch casually. She would be the last one above water. She would still be the one watching it go down, nodding and waiting for her chunk of ice to land on. Panda isn't a lazy gold digger. She's a god damned con artist who deserves her own movie.

Phli is an only child right? I mean, could you be Phil with a sibling? I'm not a confrontational person and I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I would literally slap (open god damned handed) and insist they stop my sibling every single day if they said, did, and thought the things that Phil Burnell did for the internet. Which means that Phil is his parents only offspring. His SUCCESSFUL parents only offspring. Phil probably actually has a lot of money coming his way. His parents aren't walking god damned catastrophes and probably aren't leaving behind a nightmare of a youtube channel. They're leaving a legacy. A legacy that is going straight to Phil. Straight to "Bacon Grease in the Toilet" "I Don't Need a Fire Alarm I Can Smell Smoke" Phil Burnell. He's worried about next year, but panda is worried about next decade.

Panda is going to walk away from all of this like fucking Matchstick Men, holding a briefcase full of money while we stare in confusion.
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I think you're overestimating Panda "College is for losers" Lee. She's pretty dumb herself, certainly not some machiavellian schemer. I'm not denying that she's with Phil for whatever influence / money she can leech on him or that she'll probably end up alright once the SS DSP sinks, but her "business" decisions and general attitude suggest she's simply less of a dumbass than Phil.
 
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You don't have to be smart to work out that hanging with a man who pays for your house and comforts, despicable as he may be, is still an easier lifestyle than striking out and making it on your own with only a shitty receptionist job (or whatever she has) to pay the bills.
 
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You don't have to be smart to work out that hanging with a man who pays for your house and comforts, despicable as he may be, is still an easier lifestyle than striking out and making it on your own with only a shitty receptionist job (or whatever she has) to pay the bills.
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Oh, yeah, no doubt. She's got that figured out for sure. It's not hard to outsmart Phil Burnell.
 
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I'm ganna be ahnest. Yeah, she's a little creepy in all but frankly I think DSP lucked out big time with Panda from the limited amount we see. There are a lot of more successful nicer guys with far worse.

She has a relatively plain face, nowhere near supermodel but its around normal. While she doesn't have the figure of a goddess, she's trim so far which is more than huge and growing chunk of women can lay claim too. She also cooks, cleans, and helps financially support him all the while seemingly remaining devoted and not belittling phil at least not so much that its obvious. In this day and age a dude is increasingly lucky to find a lady to do even one of these things. Again this is only from the limited window we have and there are other countersigns we can interpret the other way. Such as him beating off because she won't put out but generally it looks like Phil managed to punch in way above his league. Another possible example of his preternatural luck.

If you'd asked me without any knowledge of his relationships, the highest quality trim Phil would be able to pull in, I might have guessed shaved gorilla with rabies. But I digress.
 
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I'm ganna be ahnest. Yeah, she's a little creepy in all but frankly I think DSP lucked out big time with Panda from the limited amount we see. There are a lot of more successful nicer guys with far worse.

She has a relatively plain face, nowhere near supermodel but its around normal. While she doesn't have the figure of a goddess, she's trim so far which is more than huge and growing chunk of women can lay claim too. She also cooks, cleans, and helps financially support him all the while seemingly remaining devoted and not belittling phil at least not so much that its obvious. In this day and age a dude is increasingly lucky to find a lady to do even one of these things. Again this is only from the limited window we have and there are other countersigns we can interpret the other way. Such as him beating off because she won't put out but generally it looks like Phil managed to punch in way above his league. Another possible example of his preternatural luck.

If you'd asked me without any knowledge of his relationships, the highest quality trim Phil would be able to pull in, I might have guessed shaved gorilla with rabies. But I digress.
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As far as i know. Pandalee does jackshit. She barely cleans anything, she cooks once in a blue moon (why do you think they get fast food every night?) and she DOES belittle Phil.
Phil pretends it doesn't happen because it's his only shot at Pussy, but Panda is one hardcore detractor. She occasionally defends him but when things get big like the Fappening she's nowhere to be seen.
 
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I think you're overestimating Panda "College is for losers" Lee. She's pretty dumb herself, certainly not some machiavellian schemer. I'm not denying that she's with Phil for whatever influence / money she can leech on him or that she'll probably end up alright once the SS DSP sinks, but her "business" decisions and general attitude suggest she's simply less of a dumbass than Phil.
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Panda doesn't have to deal with this, she's management.
 
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As far as i know. Pandalee does jackshit. She barely cleans anything, she cooks once in a blue moon (why do you think they get fast food every night?) and she DOES belittle Phil.
Phil pretends it doesn't happen because it's his only shot at Pussy, but Panda is one hardcore detractor. She occasionally defends him but when things get big like the Fappening she's nowhere to be seen.
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This is exactly right. Panda does shit all apart from her recently acquired part-time job. She doesn't cook and clean regularly, in their vlogs they've mentioned they didn't clean the house for an entire year and we know she only cooks once every few weeks because Phil posts pictures whenever she does.

Panda has made several facebook posts complaining about not getting enough sex from Phil, which is a pretty shitty things to do but it refutes the idea that she doesn't put out. I wouldn't be surprised if Phil has some kind of sexual dysfunction based on her comments and what happened in the fapstream.

I don't know why people have recently been saying Panda does all the work and Phil does nothing. All the evidence from their vlogs and social media suggests she is just as lazy as Phil. There is zero evidence that she's any more competent at life than Phil.

Sure, she's still out of his league, but that's because she's a woman of average appearance with a decent body, not because she brings anything else to the table.
 
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I'm ganna be ahnest. Yeah, she's a little creepy in all but frankly I think DSP lucked out big time with Panda from the limited amount we see. There are a lot of more successful nicer guys with far worse.

She has a relatively plain face, nowhere near supermodel but its around normal. While she doesn't have the figure of a goddess, she's trim so far which is more than huge and growing chunk of women can lay claim too. She also cooks, cleans, and helps financially support him all the while seemingly remaining devoted and not belittling phil at least not so much that its obvious. In this day and age a dude is increasingly lucky to find a lady to do even one of these things. Again this is only from the limited window we have and there are other countersigns we can interpret the other way. Such as him beating off because she won't put out but generally it looks like Phil managed to punch in way above his league. Another possible example of his preternatural luck.

If you'd asked me without any knowledge of his relationships, the highest quality trim Phil would be able to pull in, I might have guessed shaved gorilla with rabies. But I digress.
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I don't know, man. Would you really want to be under one roof with such a gold digger? Come on, gotta have some standards. Hell, i'd be depressed if i were stuck with a permanent leech on my skin.

People can go such an extra mile out of desperation just to prove something like this as if it's a trophy but fuck up their lives hard in the long run. It always baffled me.

My brother has an exact same kind of gf and i can't stomach her. Just goes to show how these types of women function in the world.
 
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"Committed intimate relationship;
Well, they're fucked I guess
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Taily Puff said:
That's my take on things. Panda doesn't give a crap about the DSP brand. Panda doesn't care about Da Bunsiness. She doesn't care about contracts or channels or how a title name was managed or if Machinama approves of public masturbation and constant failure. The entire DSP legacy could sink into the briny deep while Phil sputters and begs for help, and Panda would watch casually. She would be the last one above water. She would still be the one watching it go down, nodding and waiting for her chunk of ice to land on. Panda isn't a lazy gold digger. She's a god damned con artist who deserves her own movie.

Phli is an only child right? I mean, could you be Phil with a sibling? I'm not a confrontational person and I'm not trying to be dramatic, but I would literally slap (open god damned handed) and insist they stop my sibling every single day if they said, did, and thought the things that Phil Burnell did for the internet. Which means that Phil is his parents only offspring. His SUCCESSFUL parents only offspring. Phil probably actually has a lot of money coming his way. His parents aren't walking god damned catastrophes and probably aren't leaving behind a nightmare of a youtube channel. They're leaving a legacy. A legacy that is going straight to Phil. Straight to "Bacon Grease in the Toilet" "I Don't Need a Fire Alarm I Can Smell Smoke" Phil Burnell. He's worried about next year, but panda is worried about next decade.

Panda is going to walk away from all of this like fucking Matchstick Men, holding a briefcase full of money while we stare in confusion.
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You mean hes screwed. Legally. Question is is she smart enough to take advantage of it.
http://curranfirm.com/About/NewsDetail/Washington_State_may_not_have_Commo
https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/is-there-common-law-marriage-in-washington-state---973336.html
 
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I don't know, man. Would you really want to be under one roof with such a gold digger? Come on, gotta have some standards. Hell, i'd be depressed if i were stuck with a permanent leech on my skin.

People can go such an extra mile out of desperation just to prove something like this as if it's a trophy but fuck up their lives hard in the long run. It always baffled me.

My brother has an exact same kind of gf and i can't stomach her. Just goes to show how these types of women function in the world.
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I'm mostly saying Panda for all her flaws is way out of (Phil's) league from some of what we've seen, by physical appearance at least. Not that she's supermodel desirable, or desirable in general.

I both know and have seen plenty of guys far more accomplished (other than girlfriends) and/or decent than Phil who have partners that look like their face was hit with a shovel or were the size of a small asteroid and had personalities to match.
 
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