Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Lol, strykers. We really are offloading all the "meh" stuff to them.

"Humvee armored vehicle"...yeah.....

Holy flaming assburgers, THOSE things?! Are they even .50 cal proof??

 

[CarlosDanger]

Saw an Al Jazeera news report with a reporter on the ground in Bakhmut and it doesn't look or sound good at all. The reporter said the Russians were 1km outside the city and a Ukrainian soldier being interviewed said they had reports the Russians just brought reinforcements. Also saw on Twitter people saying there are already battles happening in Ivanovka.

 

[RobotDog]

Not exactly what's said in the article.

What are you talking about? did you read the article?
The points @White_N said are:
• It was confirmed that Ukrainian law enforcement agencies are behind this:

The SBU killed Kiryeyev

• According to Podolyak's statement, they had no grounds for this:

This guy got killed because the ukranians were retarded and lacked coordination between their law and intelligence agencies, one party told him to infiltrate the russians to retrieve intel and this action saved Kiev, and the other killed him for being related to the russian agencies.

Do you guys even know how to read?

 

[White_N]

Not exactly what's said in the article.

Literally, the first sentence of the article

And what does the article say? He was put in a car by Ukrainian glowies and after an hour and a half his corpse lies with a bullet in the back of his head. There was no prosecution or trial. Epstein would be envious

In the second article, Podolyak stated that Kireev was killed by the special services and killed by mistake.

The murder of Ukrainian financier Denis Kireev occurred due to the lack of "unified coordination" between the law enforcement agencies of Ukraine in the first days of the war. Mikhail Podolyak, adviser to the head of the office of the President of Ukraine, told about this in an interview with the Latvian portal Delfi.

"These were the first days of the war. [The murder of Kireev] was due to the fact that at that moment there was no unified coordination between the law enforcement agencies. There were certain claims against him on the one hand, and on the other hand, these claims were not settled in an interactive format," Podolyak said.

Unian wrote about this back in March
https://www.unian.ua/politics/sbu-v...go-v-derzhzradi-novini-ukrajina-11730301.html

 

[AgendaPoster]

Literally, the first sentence of the article
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And what does the article say? He was put in a car by Ukrainian glowies and after an hour and a half his corpse lies with a bullet in the back of his head. There was no prosecution or trial. Epstein would be envious

In the second article, Podolyak stated that Kireev was killed by the special services and killed by mistake.


Unian wrote about this back in March
https://www.unian.ua/politics/sbu-v...go-v-derzhzradi-novini-ukrajina-11730301.html

Article says that SBU was infiltrated by pro-Russians, which were partially rooted out, and that the dude got a hero funeral, and his merits because he warned of the atempt on Kyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiv recognized. It is heavily implied that he was murdered by a pro-Russian faction of the SBU.
Don't worry, I don't believe the article.
I simply have no idea what happened. Might as well just have been some overzealous SBU agents acting on wrong info or even personal revenge. Fog of war. Might never know, might find out after war if some spills the beans on this.
Still, largely irrelevant for me, I am basically only preoccupied by borders, so even if tomorrow there would be a satanic ritual where half of Kyyyyyyyyyyiiiiv is transformed in furries that attaq and sacrifice the other half at a tranny Baal's altar, it's still irrelevant compared to maintaining territorial integrity lmao.

 

[PrimeRadiant]

No fucking shit? Quantity, however, is a quality of it's own. Ideally you strike a balance. 10-20 top end tanks are NOTHING. The Russians have weapons that can knock out Challys. As mentioned before, Kurds were knocking out Leo 2s.

A Chally/Leo/Abrams is not a wonder weapon in 2023. You need more than a dozen.

The houthis knock out Abrams, and Hezbollah knocks out the vaunted merkava, and not the export monkey models either. And they all do it with Russian designed gear.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

The houthis knock out Abrams, and Hezbollah knocks out the vaunted merkava, and not the export monkey models either. And they all do it with Russian designed gear.

And that's with people trained, as in career trained, to use the damn things. Now take the average Ukie conscript tanker. LMAO.

"But muh thunder runs. Muh quadruple encirclements" "I played HOI4 and CoD" Yup, Ukies are going to execute every textbook strategy with the level of skill and perfection the world has never seen. Move aside Patton and Rommel, the Ukrainians are here to show us all.

At least, that's what the simps sound like. We can all laugh at Russian incompetence. But dare even suggest Ukrainians are anywhere near that, oh no. They're guided by patriotic fury that hasn't been witnessed since 1776. Everything they do is right. Everything they do has reason. "Oh, they're losing a town? Hah, it doesn't matter. It was a feint or that wasn't a REAL defense". It's like some Sherlock Holmes shit.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Saw an Al Jazeera news report with a reporter on the ground in Bakhmut and it doesn't look or sound good at all. The reporter said the Russians were 1km outside the city and a Ukrainian soldier being interviewed said they had reports the Russians just brought reinforcements. Also saw on Twitter people saying there are already battles happening in Ivanovka.

Artyomovsk soon then

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Read sources, look at post history it's not that hard, it's written in many many sources that I posted in the past and military report.
Strawman arguments without proof to the contrary.

Futher proving my point that capturing minor towns of 400 as next Stalingrad

I guess I can't ask much literacy from a Russiaboo who lives on cope propaganda.

Kind reminder it took ten months and two leadership changes, Wagner recruiting units from prisons to capture minor towns.

I'm glad you're still in belief that there will be some magical Russian comeback, despite all the proof to the contrary.

You may resume your ranting about CIA and jews now.

Literally no one, from the multitude of our spook agencies to DoD to NATO believes Ukraine will win, they've admitted all of this is to bleed and destabilize Russia.

How does it feel to be complicit in the complete destruction of Ukraine, the scattering of its people and the completely avoidable deaths of innocents, while neocons continue to rape its corpse? If you say its feels good, kys.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Literally no one, from the multitude of our spook agencies to DoD to NATO believes Ukraine will win, they've admitted all of this is to bleed and destabilize Russia.

How does it feel to be complicit in the complete destruction of Ukraine, the scattering of its people and the completely avoidable deaths of innocents, while neocons continue to rape its corpse? If you say its feels good, kys.

This is the dumbest vatnik tactic, in which they attempt to emotionally blackmail you with "muh gorrillion Ukrainian lives" lost, which we all know they couldn't give a fuck about as they have praised their extinction in the open hundreds of times.
"Gibs us the territory, and don't you dare fight back, or we will be forced to genocide you reeeeee"
lel hands off you disgusting invader scum lmao
As for Russia being bled the fuck out, HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT?
Russia was generally OK, until it started the chimpouts and land taking. Annexation attempt must be punished.
Russia is an OBVIOUS danger to East Europe should be treated like pariah shithole and it must be CLEARLY specified that ONLY and ONLY its nuclear stockpile is responsible for not having NATO soldiers becoming deathfats on that cheap nationalized McKremlin burgers in Moscow and impregnating vatnik hoes

 

[Aidan]

This is the dumbest vatnik tactic, in which they attempt to emotionally blackmail you with "muh gorrillion Ukrainian lives" lost, which we all know they couldn't give a fuck about as they have praised their extinction in the open hundreds of times.

Ukrainians were behaving this way pre-invasion.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This is the dumbest vatnik tactic, in which they attempt to emotionally blackmail you with "muh gorrillion Ukrainian lives" lost, which we all know they couldn't give a fuck about as they have praised their extinction in the open hundreds of times.

I don't give a rat's ass about Ukraine or Ukrainians, but apparently Glowie (and you) do. There's nothing wrong in pointing out your cognitive dissonance.

"Gibs us the territory, and don't you dare fight back, or we will be forced to genocide you reeeeee"
lel hands off you disgusting invader scum lmao
As for Russia being bled the fuck out, HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT?
Russia was generally OK, until it started the chimpouts and land taking. Annexation attempt must be punished.
Russia is an OBVIOUS danger to East Europe should be treated like pariah shithole and it must be CLEARLY specified that ONLY and ONLY its nuclear stockpile is responsible for not having NATO soldiers becoming deathfats on that cheap nationalized McKremlin burgers in Moscow and impregnating vatnik hoes

All you are doing with this unhinged rant is proving Russia right when they call you and the Balts the Butthurt Belt. You are literally the BLM of Europe, the niggers of Europe, and that's why everyone leaves the room when you appear. The stench is unbearable.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Never gets old when the west sends Ukraine like 10-20 "modern" vehicles (most likely old stock) and people treat it like it's going to be a great deciding factor. Maybe if you had some crack Western crews...MAYBE. Shit Ukrainian crews? LMAO.

The total number of armored vehicles donated by the west exceeds 2,400,

Specific announcements of vehicle donation is the west prodding a chimpout from a Kremlin spokesperson. It usually works.

 

[Glowie]

Literally no one, from the multitude of our spook agencies to DoD to NATO believes Ukraine will win, they've admitted all of this is to bleed and destabilize Russia.

How does it feel to be complicit in the complete destruction of Ukraine, the scattering of its people and the completely avoidable deaths of innocents, while neocons continue to rape its corpse? If you say its feels good, kys.

Frankly I find ut amusing that a American who larps as a Russian believe that this is some grand conspiracy.
Let's follow the time line.
1. Ukraine expressed to join NATO
2. Putin decides to attempt to liberate Kiev in three days and fails
3. Same manlet rattles his nuclear Saber, proceeds to fail harder in more spectacular fashion.
4. Formerly neutral countries join NATO
5. Vatniks and self loathing Ruskieboos cry jew/globalist/tranny/faggot
6. Putin doubles down instead of fucking off
7. Sanctions hit harder, casualties mount and economy is a mess
8. Putin says that it's the Russian shoah
9. Throw even more bodies at the problem
10. Gain few hundred meters a day.
11. Cry foul when western world spitroasts entirety of Russia in every way possible.

Russian military is that kid who opened his wrists then hopped into bathtub with depressing music playing.

From what I can see Ukraine will come out in better shape than Russia, whose population are willing to rebuild the small towns and infrastructure that can be repaired with help, resources and Ukrainians that will return to the stabilized nation.

Russia however lowered its replacement rate during the war with mass exodus, brain drain and entire families left to the west and most stay here instead of returning.
Only ones willing help with Russia are North Korea and China. Latter would love to get their hands on neglected resources.
This death by thousand cuts method is Russia's own fault, there is no coming back.
Russia was already teetering on the brink with weak ruble and birth rate of 1.5 where 2.1 is needed to replace the aging and poor elderly.
Infrastructure gets fixed in years, demographic changes are permanent.

Those annexed regions were ethnic Russian and culturally Russian so there isn't a big loss there.

I'm here to watch pro Russian crowd who think that this farce will fix Russia's problems, which it won't. Making ethnic tensions even worse, excluded from global economy.

You still assume that I'm a holhol, a Jew or a CIA agent. I am just a shit poster who will remind you that you of all people much like other self loathing Europeans and Americans who fanboy a police state.

My reason here? Russia fucked over kiwifarms, twice. One of last remaining free speech forums avaibile.

That being said I'll keep posting those field reports, effects on economy and effects of the war ITT just to provide infographics and see Russians explode in rage. This is a educating experience if anything, I don't know if you learned from this thread, but I certainly am.

Welcome to thunderdome, enjoy your stay, I am that's for sure.

 

[JosephStalin]

Can only imagine what these people are thinking. "He's going to get us all killed!"

 

[Aidan]

Can only imagine what these people are thinking. "He's going to get us all killed!"

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If I was good at Photoshop GIMP (open source nerd) I'd redo this with Zelensky and AFU guys. Naturally I'd include Ukraine's #1 combat journalist, Sarah.

 

[White_N]

If I was good at Photoshop GIMP (open source nerd) I'd redo this with Zelensky and AFU guys. Naturally I'd include Ukraine's #1 combat journalist, Sarah.

I regret nothing

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Frankly I find ut amusing that a American who larps as a Russian believe that this is some grand conspiracy.

Conspiracy? Never even used the word. Stop making shit up, Glownigger

Let's follow the time line.
1. Ukraine expressed to join NATO

• 1995: Bill Clinton’s administration lobbied to bring Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic into NATO.
• June 1997: 50 prominent foreign policy experts signed an open letter to Clinton, saying, “We believe that the current U.S. led effort to expand NATO ... is a policy error of "historic proportions” that would “unsettle European stability.”
• July 1997: NATO signs a long-term cooperation agreement with Ukraine, with the ultimate objective of its membership.
• November 2002: An action plan was signed between NATO and Ukraine, reaffirming the commitment to establish “closer ties” and outlining a long-term plan for the implementation of “reforms” that would make that country suitable for its full integration into this organization.
• December 2006: The Ukranian election authority receives a petition of 3 million signatures to hold a referendum on membership of NATO and membership of the CIS but neither the president nor the parliament scheduled a referendum. According to polls at the time the vast majority of Ukraine was against joining NATO.
• April 2008: NATO opens doors to Georgia and Ukraine, an act that Russia considers a threat to integrity; however, it's decided not to offer a Membership Action Plan to the two countries so as not to antagonize Russia, something that George W. Bush tries to force through anyway. (which lead to a big whoops in Georgia) Again, Ukrainian polls are massively against Ukraine joining NATO, maybe because...
• Russia threatened to invade both countries if they do not withdraw from NATO membership. And then...
• August 2008: Georgia president Saakashvili, thinking he was backed by Washington, tries to go ahead with his plan of invading Abkhazia and South Ossetia. In response, Russia invades Georgia, citing the "Kosovo precedent" since Abkhazia and South Ossetia were being bombed by Georgia. Whoops.

Glownegro pls, not only has NATO been trying to force the issue for years, they knew exactly what would happen if they continued to do so.

2. Putin decides to attempt to liberate Kiev in three days and fails

Never happened. Post a source where Putin unequivocally states he's liberating Kiev in three days or GTFO.

3. Same manlet rattles his nuclear Saber, proceeds to fail harder in more spectacular fashion.

I hope you have a steady supply of copium when Bakhmut becomes Artemovsk (and thus, Russian again) leading to collapse of the Donbass line.

4. Formerly neutral countries join NATO

lol the Butthurt Belt "neutral" lmao good one

5. Vatniks and self loathing Ruskieboos cry jew/globalist/tranny/faggot
6. Putin doubles down instead of fucking off
7. Sanctions hit harder, casualties mount and economy is a mess
8. Putin says that it's the Russian shoah
9. Throw even more bodies at the problem
10. Gain few hundred meters a day.
11. Cry foul when western world spitroasts entirety of Russia in every way possible.

Glownegger, I...

Spoiler: not for delicate sensibilities; also NSFW

My reason here? Russia fucked over kiwifarms, twice.

I have to type that out again:
"Russia fucked over kiwifarms, twice"



Are you seriously trying to claim Russia, during a war with NATO no less, is worried about Kiwi Farms? Please take your meds, I am very worried what you will do when the inevitable happens

Spoiler: don't look

 

[Lev El Shmeckle]

I have not followed the recent events in motion, I have to ask the experts the question. Ready? Alright...
WHO'S JEWISH WHO AND HOW JEWARIO IS MORE SUPERIOR MEME ICON THAN A MANLET IN GREEN SHIRT AND BEARD?

Unhinged rant

Sir, this is not trans non-binary pageant contest, please calm yourself with a cup of Yorkshire Tea!

A very nuanced woman argument

Ma'am, this is Wendy's, please don't mention fluffy Georgia inhabitants, we are not allow this state citizens to get them feeling hurty-wurty, UwU.
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If be real nigga, How does it come that a country with superior support on all fronts, except maybe sexual, still can't manage to push what is, by a large margin, considered a failed state of swollen size? Not to be a very smirky person here but it seems to me that all that tax payer money our beloved President Biden is sending are not cover much, and, in fact, reduce more pollution and carbon emissions than World Economic Forum dares to admit! I mean, Russia clearly don't give a damn about environmental damage, they have a holy purpose given by Jesus H. Christ himself while Ukraine will is dictated by Transgender folx.

 

[Local Fed]

When people keep calling what they consider to be the other side "Holols" or "Vatniks" I get the same douche chills like when people give condescending pet names to presidents (usually if they dislike them) such as "Barry" or "Donnie." This is the true suffering of the war.