Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

Jack is a miserable fat slob. For a Christian who quotes the bible and asks his followers for prayer requests, he gloats about people losing their job. If this fat prick tried working a real job, he would not last a day. He truly is a pathetic human being.

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Jack has to be the most contemptable person that hasn't actually raped or murdered somebody. No wonder his first wife shoved his fat ass through a shower door.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Jack is a miserable fat slob. For a Christian who quotes the bible and asks his followers for prayer requests, he gloats about people losing their job. If this fat prick tried working a real job, he would not last a day. He truly is a pathetic human being.

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This scumbag has the audacity to poke fun of other's employment statuses but at the same time gets furious if his Big Mac isn't served fast enough, Jack should be put into forced labour to make register plates or something worthwhile.

 

[Jack of the Lantern II]

Another nightmare

Spoiler: Archive 720p

 

[Pig Cups]

I'm framing this and stashing it in my museum of horror section. A soy wendigo caught in the wild.
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That’s a bizarre pose he’s doing…

I think it’s a combination of his leaning way over like a crooked tooth, his reaching past the kid to touch dad’s shoulder, and his opening of his mouth extra wide to really maximize the soy. Looks like a gay, crippled, toothless dinosaur who enjoys cuckolding.

As an aside (and it doesn’t get said enough), but the open-mouth bullshit in pictures is the worst, most undignified, and faggiest way for a male to be photographed. I’ve noticed Joshua Weissman employing this in his thumbnails more and more. For Christ’s sake, close your fucking mouths. You don’t look hip or cool- you might as well paste a sign to your forehead reading
“Insert penis here“.

As a bonus, Jack may finally have found a use for stroke claw- with the way it’s frozen, it looks like it can be used to give a thumbs-up for photographs.

 

[SteveGoatman]

This scumbag has the audacity to poke fun of other's employment statuses but at the same time gets furious if his Big Mac isn't served fast enough, Jack should be put into forced labour to make register plates or something worthwhile.

What a prick. A bunch of people lost their jobs (and some are people who need a sponsoring employer in order to legally stay in the US and now have 60-90 days or so to try and figure that out or have to unexepectedly leave the country before planned). You don't have to play a violin or anything, but acting like that isn't a big life event tells me that Jack is not only a jackass, but also has no idea what it's like to actually work a real job for a living.

 

[Quixotic Man]

When is the last time Jack actually had a job?
Not everyone can live off their mommy-wife, Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

This scumbag has the audacity to poke fun of other's employment statuses but at the same time gets furious if his Big Mac isn't served fast enough, Jack should be put into forced labour to make register plates or something worthwhile.

This fat leech fuck has never done anything of any value for society at any time in his life. He should be shoveled into a mass grave, not in Minecraft, but like, you know, in McDonald's or something. This fat fucking worthless tub of shit just needs to die.

 

[EvilDroid64]

When is the last time Jack actually had a job?
Not everyone can live off their mommy-wife, Jack.

Not since prior to 2003.

ALL THAT BUGS!

let me tell you a little about myself. For those of you who don't know anything about me. I run two start up companies. one is GiveMe Foo...

allthatbugs.blogspot.com

GiveMe Entertainment is my true job. I am an entertainment manager. I manage singers, songwriters, screenwriters, composers, etc. The clients I represent are very talented and very promising. I just need to be patient and the will be big someday. :-) Hopefully in my lifetime.

GiveMe Foods is my hobby. I market my own BBQ, Teriyaki, and Hot BBQ sauce. It's becoming very successful and is doing better than my other company. Ha! who would have thought.

I have an awesome wife who works two jobs to support my sorry ass. She is kind of like putting me through medical school. And to answer your questions, NO! I have no plans on leaving her after I make it big. That is totally screwed and against my christian beliefs.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Finnegan's Menu link

1. Irish loaded chips $11.95
2. Reuben $16.95
3. Potato & Onion Webb $9.95
4. Irish Fish & Chips $21.95
5. Misty Isle Potato Soup $6.95
6. Dublin Chicken Sandwich $16.95
7. Scotch Eggs $10.95
8. "Authentic" Shepherd's Pie $19.95
9. Beef tips
10. Split pea soup $6.95

The amount of food the Scalfanis orders is laughable.

He labels the Shepard's Pie authentic but it's made with beef instead of lamb.

Yeah I saw the prices online and thought they're really overcharging but that's to be expected as they have a captive audience. As for his Shepherd's Pie being authentic it's being served in an Irish restaurant. That automatically makes it authentic. Although technically beef makes it a "cottage pie" which is a different thing.

Jack is a miserable fat slob. For a Christian who quotes the bible and asks his followers for prayer requests, he gloats about people losing their job. If this fat prick tried working a real job, he would not last a day. He truly is a pathetic human being.

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If they were laid off that doesn't mean there's 10K jobs waiting. It means they got rid of them because they were losing money.

But what do you expect from somebody who hasn't worked in 20 years?

 

[AnOminous]

If they were laid off that doesn't mean there's 10K jobs waiting. It means they got rid of them because they were losing money.

Or the CEO just wanted a fatter paycheck and decided he didn't care whether the company continues to exist.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Jack is a miserable fat slob. For a Christian who quotes the bible and asks his followers for prayer requests, he gloats about people losing their job. If this fat prick tried working a real job, he would not last a day. He truly is a pathetic human being.

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The guy's so sedentary he literally paralyzed himself but he's gonna call others lazy.

 

[AnOminous]

The guy's so sedentary he literally paralyzed himself but he's gonna call others lazy.

This worthless fuckface is completely oblivious as to what an utter worm he is, in no position to criticize anyone, for anything, ever.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Or the CEO just wanted a fatter paycheck and decided he didn't care whether the company continues to exist.

Same thing. More money for him in the end.

The guy's so sedentary he literally paralyzed himself but he's gonna call others lazy.

You know how these things work. He's blind to his own faults.

 

[p1138]

Ah yes, even more making fun of Fatty. The more of these the better.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Ah yes, even more making fun of Fatty. The more of these the better.

Oh fuck me. Jagoff is still wearing that ring when making his burgers. Disgusting.

Makes "meatloaf" burgers which is fine but if you want to taste the meat, just season with salt and pepper. Of course he can't taste anything so that's why he needs to overload it with seasoning.

Doesn't toast the bun or anything. Sure this can be a personal choice but I find the buns hold together better if you spread some butter on them and toast them, cut side down, in the pan.

Doesn't melt the cheese on the burger as it's cooking. No. Has to put it on when it's barely warm.

Keeps calling his food "beautiful" when it's not.

He's such a faggot.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Ah yes, even more making fun of Fatty. The more of these the better.

Jack is a shit-tier American, can't make a burger that isn't a horror show. Like, it's that and a decent pizza that should be the naturalization test, not a bunch of civics that the government doesn't acknowledge anyway. Deport everybody who fails to Canada to get MAID-ed.

 

[Deanwilson]

Ah yes, even more making fun of Fatty. The more of these the better.

He doesn't add salt and pepper. Just squirts sugary teriyaki sauce on his raw burger. I don't know why this makes me so angry.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Ah yes, even more making fun of Fatty. The more of these the better.

Man, August was more irritable in this video than his usual Jack videos. He was clearly angy that Jack fucked up such expensive meat and such an easy dish.

Which I can get. I love bison but even on sale it's so expensive. Seeing Jack fuck up bison somehow hurts in a way that pink chicken doesn't.

 

[ZipDisk]

I feel like going back to the California Kitchen is kind of cheating, it's like going straight to Myrna. It works better for the outrage videos though because he doesn't cut 90% of the prep, which is a Tennessee Staple.

August also falls for the old "This video is sponsored" chestnut.
Yeah, sponsored by Tammy.

I don't expect August to camp out here and know the deep Jak lore, but has he done anything with the Tennessee content at all? Or is it all California Kitchen?

August certainly does sound confused and bewildered. "WHY U DO THIS JACK" shouldn't really be a question he's asking anymore though, he has to know by now it's because Jack doesn't give a shit.

Of course, Jack coin slots the uncooked burger.

 

[Staffy]

I feel like going back to the California Kitchen is kind of cheating, it's like going straight to Myrna. It works better for the outrage videos though because he doesn't cut 90% of the prep, which is a Tennessee Staple.

August also falls for the old "This video is sponsored" chestnut.
Yeah, sponsored by Tammy.

I don't expect August to camp out here and know the deep Jak lore, but has he done anything with the Tennessee content at all? Or is it all California Kitchen?

August certainly does sound confused and bewildered. "WHY U DO THIS JACK" shouldn't really be a question he's asking anymore though, he has to know by now it's because Jack doesn't give a shit.

Of course, Jack coin slots the uncooked burger.

He has done some "tennesee kitchen" like that horrible buttermilk chicken and garbage stew.