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Did Peetz ever dispose of the mango she left in her bedroom? That would be a real treat to return home to. Even if he got rid of it, I can only imagine how the fruitfly population has multiplied since she’s been away.I wonder what she’ll think when she finally walks in the front door after a full 18 hours of travel, struggles up the flight of stairs with the cat shit all over the floor, is hit with the smell of Peetz’ semen and BO mixed with cat piss ammonia, and see three month old paneer plates still near the couch where she left them. .
Will she say, ahhh, it’s good to be home?
Or will she immediately Uber to Nader’s?
LOL 18 hours? WHAT? have you read The Travel Itinerary Home. Its closer to 22-24 hours of travel from her Luxury Flat in Kuwait city to her beloved Luxury Villa in Orleans, Canada/I wonder what she’ll think when she finally walks in the front door after a full 18 hours of travel, struggles up the flight of stairs with the cat shit all over the floor, is hit with the smell of Peetz’ semen and BO mixed with cat piss ammonia, and see three month old paneer plates still near the couch where she left them. .
Will she say, ahhh, it’s good to be home?
Or will she immediately Uber to Nader’s?
Chantal's Flight Home from Kuwait (Kuwait to Canada/ KWI to YUL)
So Chantal will likely be on flight QR 763 from Doha to Montreal, departing Doha at about 0745 local time Saturday January 28 and arriving in Montreal at 1330 local time Saturday January 28. The flight will be on a Boeing 777-300ER. This is the only flight from Doha to Montreal and flies the same schedule every day of the week. She COULD be on the Sunday flight if she's answering it as when she's leaving Salah in Kuwait and not when she's arriving to Canada, but I doubt she would be taking a flight from Kuwait to Doha and then spending the night in Doha
She will then have to take the bus back to the University, and then a taxi/uber from there back to the Villa, unless she secures a pickup from aunty rasta.
The Likely Itinerary
Estimated time of travel: 22 hours
Kuwait Time / Universal (UTC)
0300 / Midnight - Depart the Al Rafae's luxury flat via the paid off Turd Mobile; A heartfelt goodbye and maybe a quick blow job in the car.
0400 / 0100 - Board Qatar Flight 1077 for Doha (Or add 1 hour for flight 1087)
0530 / 0230 - Land in Doha (Or add 1 hour for flight 1087)
0730 / 0430 - Board Qatar Flight 763 for Montreal (YUL)
2130 / 1830 - Land in Montreal (14 hours in the air)
Deplane, retrieve luggage, get through customers
2300 / 2000 Bus to Ottawa (judging by witch one she takes and exact stops this will vary by 10-30 minutes)
0130 / 2330 Arrive in Ottawa/ get off bus. Find taxi/Uber
0230 / 2430 Arrive in Villa
Total from Salah to Peetz ~ 23.5 hours in motion.
ETA: Doha airport, and Qatar Airways both serve alcohol... will she rip off the Hijab, or show restraint?
Also edited the formatting for easier reading and searching.
Flights from Doha to Monthreal (Flight 763) https://flightaware.com/live/findflight/OTHH/CYUL
Flights from Kuwait City to Doha (Flight 1077 and Flight 1087) https://flightaware.com/live/findflight/OKBK/OTHH
Bus Schedules: Checkmybus.com https://www.checkmybus.com/search#departureDate=2023-01-28&origin=Montreal-Trudeau%20Airport%2C%20Canada$45.469,-73.745$c0463d58-5466-4dd9-a640-f6e2ba057eef$00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000$false$true&destination=Ottawa%2C%20ON%2C%20Canada$45.425,-75.685$7af9981d-3efa-4d24-a56c-1129b00e6d35$00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000$true$false&sortValue=Relevance&sortOrder=ascending&radius=15&adults=1&filterMinDepartureTime=14.00&filterMaxDepartureTime=16.00
Bus stop from University of Ottowa she departed from https://goo.gl/maps/vjz53XX441QBP7kc7 as deduced from her blog "My Journey from Canada to Kuwait" you can see the Art center at exactly 1 minute mark https://youtu.be/Bw9cB1zoHvo?t=60
Kuwait Grocery Top Up Haul Jan. 23, 2013
Ensuring that she'll need THREE airplane seats for the flight home.
Not worth the watch. A stupid hamster intro (poor hamster). She shows off a ton of processed food and sweets. She does mention they both had some sort of flu and were sick for a bit.Kuwait Grocery Top Up Haul Jan. 23, 2013
Ensuring that she'll need THREE airplane seats for the flight home.
That poor camel looks like its squinching up its nose because it is smelling something very very awful.That fuckin' camel is the funniest sidecharacter ever.
Cowering at the sight of Chantel.
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But eventually, a family picture
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One of my favorite things in Kuwait is yo could find stuff like this all the timeNot worth the watch. A stupid hamster intro (poor hamster). She shows off a ton of processed food and sweets. She does mention they both had some sort of flu and were sick for a bit.
She did show off these which were kind of cool.
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Did she buy these because she misses Cokey so much?She did show off these which were kind of cool.
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"We always get cases of water when we go out to the store."
Who also just a couple of days ago exclaimed “I love sweets”, as she poured a tub of syrup onto a family sized tray of Kuwaiti cheese confectionery. Then demolished the lot, by herself."I don't eat sweets" says the bitch who was dipping king size candy bars into fluff.
You have got to be kidding.. this is what happens when you send a couple of 10 year olds to do the family shopping. Spent a fortune on shite. She never fails to amaze me.. and turn my stomach at the same time. Pair of dimwits.Kuwait Grocery Top Up Haul Jan. 23, 2013
Ensuring that she'll need THREE airplane seats for the flight home.
Kuwait Grocery Top Up Haul Jan. 23, 2013
Ensuring that she'll need THREE airplane seats for the flight home.