Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

Here, stolen from reddit because of course this abomination already exists
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That's not how dispersion works you stupid tranny and cutting your dick off doesn't make you a woman because that's also not how biology works.

Go back to high school.
Actually, please don't, we don't need more grooming.
 
I'm actually a little curious about this now. Is there anything actually indicating what his net worth might possibly be?
Elliot's dad is very wealthy. It's a fair assumption that Elliot's mum took half of everything and then left it all to Elliot when she died. So Elliot is probably about as wealthy as his dad.

Elliot claims to be "independently wealthy". I think he made a decent amount of money on his own, but he obviously has money coming from somewhere else.
 
Elliot's dad is very wealthy. It's a fair assumption that Elliot's mum took half of everything and then left it all to Elliot when she died. So Elliot is probably about as wealthy as his dad.

Elliot claims to be "independently wealthy". I think he made a decent amount of money on his own, but he obviously has money coming from somewhere else.
While I don't really disagree with what you're getting at, I think him claiming to be "independently wealthy" should not be taken as true because there's a good chance he has no idea what this means, he's one of those faggots who says things other people say without ever learning what it means. For example: consent.
 
Faggots want "acceptance" and "tolerance" but then they all turn out to be a bunch of depraved, evil, deviant, kiddie-fiddling groomer pedophiles. As far as I'm concerned every last one of them deserves the rope.
 
While I don't really disagree with what you're getting at, I think him claiming to be "independently wealthy" should not be taken as true because there's a good chance he has no idea what this means, he's one of those faggots who says things other people say without ever learning what it means. For example: consent.
To be clear I think he inherited something with 8 figures, and maybe added something with 6 or 7 figures by himself. Which doesn't qualify as "independently wealthy" by any normal person's definition.
 
Elliot's dad is very wealthy. It's a fair assumption that Elliot's mum took half of everything and then left it all to Elliot when she died. So Elliot is probably about as wealthy as his dad.

Elliot claims to be "independently wealthy". I think he made a decent amount of money on his own, but he obviously has money coming from somewhere else.
At least one of his polycule is working at a Cloudflare competitor. Given how many troons have infested the startup space, it's a fair guess they're making low six figures. I have no clue how poly people and don't really care to investigate or think deeply on it, but there's probably some intermingling of their finances.
 
She only took the post in November, while he's worked there for over 13 years. I'm not sure of the timeline of Lumen blackholing the site, but I think it might actually predate her tenure somewhat.
Was going to say the same. Zooming in on this guy to try to poke fun at his resume is retarded. Not only does he have 13/14 years there, he appears to have gotten two promotions in quick succession (one was a 7-month temp stop so it didn't look odd to move someone up too many levels at once; very common). And wgaf where he got a degree after 20 years in the workforce? Whether it reflects on his native intelligence or not, he's clearly performed in his jobs. And a national account manager in that sector is making good money; he's winning the career game, so his route there doesn't do much matter. Besides - it's sales. Brains aren't the main key to success. Nor is pedigree.

But for all efforts to rag on that guy and mock LFJ's speculated "connection," he appears to someone on the rise in their sales organization, so.... An upwardly mobile connection who [theoretically] cares about what you care about is the right kind of connection to have.

But it's a fucking huge company. A national account manager does not, in himself, have power to affect operations. A diversity issue brought by an exec to their diversity committee/office and escalated could, but as a broad-scaled issue, not a "black hole that little internet site of gawkers* and documentarians who use foul language."

* reference very deliberate, for anyone with some experience being on newsmaking gossip sites that play high-stakes games
 
Quick search tells me that Honeycomb isn't public, meaning that any shares of Honeycomb Elliot owns aren't easy to liquidate. He was at Google for like a decade, so he's probably got plenty of Google shares and those are certainly worth a ton, but my feeling is his net worth is mid-high seven figures. That's absolutely "rich," a normal person could afford to never work again on that, but remember, these are troons we're talking about. The surgery and HRT makes them lifelong medical patients, plus LFJ's regular antics like all his epic communist first class flights around the globe.

I'm actually a little curious about this now. Is there anything actually indicating what his net worth might possibly be?
He sold a home in Brooklyn NY for 1.5 million dollars last year so take that as you will

Pretty sure I posted it somewhere in this thread, I would assume he inherited property
 
But it's a fucking huge company. A national account manager does not, in himself, have power to affect operations.
We don't know that. It turned out that virtually every idiot at Twitter could have trashed the entire codebase at any time.

When a Tier 1 is blackholing us one day and then the next isn't, and then after a couple weeks, it happens again, that doesn't really suggest they're running a tight ship.
 
It's shockingly common that security surrounding operations is pants-on-head-retarded, be it sloppiness, no security at all, or letting too many people have arbitrary access.

What I want to know is how a company owned by rednecks out of Monroe Louisiana ended up embroiled in this shit. Why would flyover rednecks side with troons?
 
Quick peek at the Dongless one's activity on linkedin. There's not much to see. Some buttering up of Lumen employees, a little bit of networking. Seems he's given up trying to publicise his activity there completely. I assume, until Null says otherwise, that he's still harassing tier 1 staff in private, but for all intents and purposes, the last serious #dropkiwifarms promoter has given up. Archive.is seems not to be working with linkedin any more, but it's not worth archiving anyway.
 
Quick peek at the Dongless one's activity on linkedin. There's not much to see.
LOL ya beat me to it I just went to all the work to set up a burner account that looked half decent just to do this.

One thing I think would be good to do is keep an eyeball on him for mentions of meetings with notable people, especially anyone employed at a ISP, as a heads-up of him pulling his old tricks again.
 
LOL ya beat me to it I just went to all the work to set up a burner account that looked half decent just to do this.

One thing I think would be good to do is keep an eyeball on him for mentions of meetings with notable people, especially anyone employed at a ISP, as a heads-up of him pulling his old tricks again.
New connections, etc. are red flags. He won't be meeting with ISPs in relation to his $job, ISPs are much further down the stack than what Honeycomb.io offers. Honeycomb is mostly in use by SaaS providers, and hybrid digital businesses (ecobee, Hellofresh, etc).
 
He doesn't have a dick nevermind anything else.
He's literally so subhuman, so retarded, that he doesn't even understand why when he says things like "consent accident," people don't just realize he openly admitted to rape. He thinks phrasing it that way actually fools people instead of just emphasizing his status as an open rapist.
 
He's literally so subhuman, so retarded, that he doesn't even understand why when he says things like "consent accident," people don't just realize he openly admitted to rape. He thinks phrasing it that way actually fools people instead of just emphasizing his status as an open rapist.
He can't comprehend the idea of being wrong. He thinks he is so much smarter than everyone but never exceeds middle school argument mindset.
 
Quick peek at the Dongless one's activity on linkedin. There's not much to see
He has mostly been talking about random nonsense on his IRC channel too. Last Kiwi Farms related message was when the glue records dropped off and he barely even got a tinge of excitement and immediately assumed Epik screwed something up. Interestingly he did ban a random user and claimed they were a super scary Kiwi Farms spy!
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* lizthegrey sets ban on *!~foone_@user/foone/x-8730346
* lizthegrey sets ban on *!*@18.214.13.14
* lizthegrey has kicked foone_ from ##lizthegrey-chatter (foone_)
<@lizthegrey> one kiwi spy down (I've been sitting on this one for a while, the real foone is on libera and is not that foone_)
* lizthegrey sets ban on *!*@ec2-18-214-13-14.compute-1.amazonaws.com
<@lizthegrey> that being said, as per warning in MOTD, I cannot guarantee that all of em are kicked, so assume anything you say may be logged and quoted out of context, but the indicators were there flashing neon colours for this one.
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<@lizthegrey> omg my partner Ellen just said the funniest thing: "1 catgirl bapping at Capitalism can't topple it, but a 1000 catgirls bapping at capitalism? That's the power of collective community action."
 
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<@lizthegrey> omg my partner Ellen just said the funniest thing: "1 catgirl bapping at Capitalism can't topple it, but a 1000 catgirls bapping at capitalism? That's the power of collective community action."
This made me cringe so hard, I lost six inches of height and my dick fell off.
 
This made me cringe so hard, I lost six inches of height and my dick fell off.
Again, the mental image of a bunch of fat, middle aged men in plastic cat ears pretending they’re anime catgirls will never be less than hilarious. Neither will a bunch of materialistic layabouts thinking they’re going to bring capitalism down.
 
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