"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Great stream, really enjoyed the ride
Also based Jäger enjoyer, drinking it (or Jägerbombs) while watching MATI is fun

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

The fistful of coins story made me laugh and things have been rough lately so, tnx.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Good stream, time to wait for the Gunt zoom call. Jäger-connoisseurs and DbDbros REJOICE.
>get shitfaced on Jägermeister
>get "handy" with a girl
>her female friend is jealous that she isn't getting dick
>tells you to fuck off
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>grab a fistful of coins
>throw them with all your might right into her fucking face
>yell "SORRY" and drunkenly stumble out of the apartment
nice story lol

 

[Homoturk]

the video in question:

also Nully Null chud chud is cannonically scared of gemmies

 

[Nogglor]

...just talks extremely quickly and loudly to make it sound like he's well-read and articulate.
...while actually being right on many points, get steamrollered by a deluge of superficial nonsense and BRO DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE FOR THAT????

People with an irrational and seething hatred for Tiny always say this but are never able to point out a single instance where he's both wrong in a debate yet managed to "win" by steamrolling and talking fast. It literally never happens. He gave JonTron MANY ways out yet Jon dug his heels in despite not actually understanding the subject matter outside of facebook meme images. Destint usually wins his debates because he actually prepares for them and, yes, has sources to back up his points/arguments while his opponents are normally overly emotional retards that know nothing of the subject matter they're arguing for/against.
There's a reason why Metokur, Dawson, and Fuentes were the only rightoids capable of standing toe to toe with Tiny. Its not due to "debate bro nonsense" it's entirely due to the fact that these three entered the arena understanding the battle and decided to only talk about things they KNEW.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

How do we deal with Josh's deep state doppelganger, knowing that he is in the employ of the CIA ?

I'd believe the theory that Null is a vampire before I'd believe he's important enough to the feds to have a deep state doppelganger.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Sponsored by Jägermeister

 

[Inside your walls]

Jersh saying how Jessie from Pod Awful should kill himself was pretty funny.

 

[my only throwaway account]

Be yourself Josh
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as soon as he mentioned that he wanted a motorbike i thought of this video

 

[LordOfLightning]

While incredibly based, the after credits bonus bit might've been pushing it.

Don't give them any reason

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

the video in question:
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also Nully Null chud chud is cannonically scared of gemmies

The background song is an absolute gem banger

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Josh riding through the EU on his new motorcycle.

Come back to the states, the west coast specifically, and I'll hook you up with one for super cheap.

 

[WhitePanther1776]

A stupid meme to own Ethan Ralph is going to end with Josh jumping Springfield Gorge in a motorcycle.

 

[Sneeds]

null driving his hellcat in Mehico running from the cops

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Turkey is currently live reviewing a Sunnyv2 video and it's been painfully obvious for a good while that his short(er) format videos copy Sunny to the T. Including the super annoying verbal shit Sunny has going on what with the exaggerated australian valley girl twang.
Eveeeeeeeeer.
Gooooooone.
Mooooooore.
Elsewheeere.
Futureeeeee.
Seeeeen-uhhh.
Bro can't end a word on a vowel without stretching it out to high hell.

Tom, you're a nice kid. Find your own identity and stop that speaking mannerism, it's so fuckin' grating. You're not even australian, just speak normal, ffs.
/MOTI

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Find your own identity and stop that speaking mannerism, it's so fuckin' grating. You're not even australian, just speak normal, ffs.

Yeah he should start pronouncing "ever" like "erver," and "Dante" like "dainty."

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

@Null Courtesy of one of my utmost favorite bands in the world. Their guitarist plays a Jager logo Telecaster. They even had packs of band trading cards in the early ‘90s that Jager made for them. This is a shitload of fun live, because Jager and rolling around the floor is required:

In fact, just listen to all of their records. I hate licorice, but I love the ol’ deer’s blood. BTW, what was that opening jam for today’s MATI?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Just as an Ebay fyi, it sounds like you have a favorable set of facts, though consider the following:

1) If you haven't threatened the seller with Ebay intervention to convince them to accept return and refund you, start there, since they of all people should know you have them over a barrel as a dissatisfied buyer. They might relent, they also might not, but it's a heck of a lot faster than the Ebay assisted refund process if they do.
---1a) If the seller seems to be stonewalling, they are; they trying to run out the clock on being able to file a dispute with Ebay. Just make sure you get that dispute with Ebay in under the limit if you detect stonewalling and that's all you need to do.
2) When talking to Ebay, especially emphasize the deceptive part and also make sure to use the seller's own words against them when possible. It's amazing what sellers say in PMs sometimes trying to convince you to drop it, thinking it won't be used against them.
3) The Ebay dispute process can take time, a lot of it. It may involve you attempting further good faith negotiations with the seller first which can really drag things out. My experience was dispute to refund took about a month and a bit all told, with the seller stonewalling. Response time from Ebay people seemed to be measured in days.
---3a) Ebay's website will sometimes balk over tracking information you attempt to provide for packages being sent back to the seller as part of the dispute, if it will not allow you to add tracking information ensure support is informed of this and what the actual tracking info is so it's in the system. A lack of tracking information can trigger a timer on your dispute nobody can do anything about apparently.
---3b) Directly related to the above, if the system tries to close things automatically due to time limits for anything related to your dispute on the backend, or does close things, complain to support to make sure there's a papertrail about it. That happened to me and the complaint ensured they didn't just let it drop with no refund, though there may be a worrying few days where it seems like a complaint got closed and nobody's doing anything about it.

Yes, dealing with ebay is a Brazil-like administrative nightmare of waiting, broken english, and systems nobody working there can affect or understand. But it will eventually spit out a refund if you have a decent case.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Good stream, time to wait for the Gunt zoom call. Jäger-connoisseurs and DbDbros REJOICE.
>get shitfaced on Jägermeister
>get "handy" with a girl
>her female friend is jealous that she isn't getting dick
>tells you to fuck off
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>grab a fistful of coins
>throw them with all your might right into her fucking face
>yell "SORRY" and drunkenly stumble out of the apartment
nice story lol

The Jewish Goodbye

 

[Wodanaz]

I'll admit it took me a minute to work out the motorcycle bit