🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph claims he's spent 20k and Vickers is 60k deep on lawyers:
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Good shows on the killstream baby:
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Pantsu Porn:
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No Vickers Thanksgiving dinner for Ralphie-boy:
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More discussion of Pantsu Porn by Meigh. It starts out with Mexican sausage, some strange meat from a foreign land called Chorizo.
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Ralph lies so much but Vickers can afford a legal war ….and does Ralph even have a lawyer now? Life is looking rough as hell for the Ralph family now that granddaddy Morris stopped funding their stupidity.

Ralph can’t even afford to live in El Norte, much less legal fees.

Ralph should consider a career in local Mexican wrestling. I bet pretend beating a comically fat and ugly obnoxious gringo would be a huge hit. It’s the only way Ralph will ever have any wrasslin success

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Trash burger 2: Finger Lickin' Floor Chorizo:

The Ralphamale that don't scare offers to go back to being neutral if Harry pays for the stuff he 'stole':

Buck broken Ralph says he has been paying child support all this time and the Vickers just won't leave him alone:

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@Tom Myers already added a bunch of good clips, I'll post some that are funny simply because of how fucked up he is.

Trying to figure out when the court zoom meeting begins:

Trying to start the outro music for 3 minutes then sits and stuffs his face before turning off webcam:

Ralph forgets to mute microphone when playing outro, I boosted the audio when the music stopped playing. Labored breathing, smacking, kicked a bottle on the way out, Meigh told him something he responded to, comes back, snorts, labored breathing and finally someone sends him a superchat telling him the stream is still going.

This is already part of Tom's last, longer clip, but I thought it was really funny. Also that's likely the sausage piece he drops on the floor, picks up, blows on and finally devours.

He's just having those 5-star benzo days:

 

[Peter Piper]

Holy smoke Lowtax, Ralph is back and bringing the heat! Is it Crazy Benzo Days -2 for 1! at the farmacia this weekend ?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ralph lies so much but Vickers can afford a legal war ….and does Ralph even have a lawyer now? Life is looking rough as hell for the Ralph family now that granddaddy Morris stopped funding their stupidity.

Ralph can’t even afford to live in El Norte, much less legal fees.

Ralph should consider a career in local Mexican wrestling. I bet pretend beating a comically fat and ugly obnoxious gringo would be a huge hit. It’s the only way Ralph will ever have any wrasslin success

I believe you actually have to take an exam and pass strict physicals for a license in Mexico before they allow you to call yourself a rassler.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

ALERT, ALERT! PRE-COURT PILLSTREAM IN PROGRESS!​

I'll add some clips in a bit, can't cut them up while recording without fucking up the recording audio.

That’s right baby. You gotta be in tip top Ralphamale energy for that judge. You gotta holler at him! Vickers put that son of a bitch judge up against you Ralph so show him who’s fucking boss! RALPHAMALE POWER SUMMON IT

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Eww, he's a literal mouthbreather.
Fucking disgusting.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I believe you actually have to take an exam and pass strict physicals for a license in Mexico before they allow you to call yourself a rassler.

@XYZpdq Jr. could probably provide some actual insight on the topic of Lucha Libre and the hoops you need to jump to perform. From what little I know, wrestling is both considered culturally important in Mexico while also having more lax standards when it comes to what they'll allow within the ring. If it's fun or funny, there's a good chance they'll throw it in. I think that's one of the reasons that Super Porky was a star.

 

[veritarded]

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Someone earlier mentioned that you can just buy Benzos over the counter in Mexico. I have no idea if that is true, but if it is, it wouldn't surprise me at all if Ralph, after a long and stressful week of being in America, decided to get some stress relief with his friends Mr. Bottle and Mr. Bottle.

i watched a short video (will link if i find it) about OTC pharmacies in mexico. apparently it’s right near the border and they tested some xanax from the pharmacy and it was like 10x stronger than advertised.

the only logical explanation is that ralph just has tard luck

 

[Harlan Wick]

Ralph should consider a career in local Mexican wrestling. I bet pretend beating a comically fat and ugly obnoxious gringo would be a huge hit. It’s the only way Ralph will ever have any wrasslin success

Except that would force Gunt to work a job. Something he has vowed never to do.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Except that would force Gunt to work a job. Something he has vowed never to do.

It'd also require him to humble himself enough to follow orders from veterans whatever backyard company is crazy enough to sign him. Disrespect very much frowned upon in Mexican wrestling and he'd find himself on the bad end of a beating the moment he tried to big dog someone backstage.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Could this faggot be sober and coherent for one goddamn stream fucking hell. It is snuff porn at this point and not good snuff porn like from rotten.com

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

@XYZpdq Jr. could probably provide some actual insight on the topic of Lucha Libre and the hoops you need to jump to perform. From what little I know, wrestling is both considered culturally important in Mexico while also having more lax standards when it comes to what they'll allow within the ring. If it's fun or funny, there's a good chance they'll throw it in. I think that's one of the reasons that Super Porky was a star.

all I know is second and third hand nerd talk.
From what I understand it's left to each individual state to handle, most is "do you show up and does your check clear"
maybe checking if you can run the ropes it something very basic?
But definitely not like, a driver's test where you have to do a hyper inverted double flip and land within the orange cones while an old guy in a wrestling mask takes notes and glowers disapprovingly

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Except that would force Gunt to work a job. Something he has vowed never to do.

Is it true Ralph has never worked a real job? DSP, King Cobra and even Chris Chan have all worked at some point in their lives. That puts him below an actual retarded person.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Is it true Ralph has never worked a real job? DSP, King Cobra and even Chris Chan have all worked at some point in their lives. That puts him below an actual retarded person.

It's true. Ralph has never been employed.
He mooched off his mom even after he got YouTube money.
I wouldn't be surprised if he maxxed out her accounts right after she died.

 

[Telemeter]

It's true. Ralph has never been employed.
He mooched off his mom even after he got YouTube money.
I wouldn't be surprised if he maxxed out her accounts right after she died.

"Why do you keep calling me? Ah already told you ah don't have mah mamma's phone number!"
"Ah don't know where she is, ah don't live with mah mamma, do ah look like someone who would live with his mamma into his mid thirties, bitch?"
"Ah don't know why she maxed out her card on xanax and booze, matter fact, maybe IT'S YOU WHO MAXED OUT MAH DEAD MAMMA'S CREDIT CARD!"

Ralph lies so much but Vickers can afford a legal war ….and does Ralph even have a lawyer now? Life is looking rough as hell for the Ralph family now that granddaddy Morris stopped funding their stupidity.

Anyone that keeps shitting on Vickers and how he keeps handing Ws to Ralph is just coping, sorry Null.

Vickers' content is cringe, but he has effectively and systematically destroyed Ralph's life and financial prospects forever, it's gotten to the point where he ran Ralph out of the country his daddy gave him, to a place with 100% humidity year round where Ralph already is complaining about the heat mid fucking winter, and the piling incessant legal woes have caused him to visibly age 20 years in just 1. Ralph now lives in constant fear of Vickers, he doesn't even do his gay little IRL streams cause he's terrified there's going to be legal implications on anything he does.

Vickers is the Floyd Mayweather of alogs. Boring, long and dragged out fights, everyone hates him, but he's still ultimately the most effective fighter in the end.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Could this faggot be sober and coherent for one goddamn stream fucking hell. It is snuff porn at this point and not good snuff porn like from rotten.com

While Ralph abuses substance 365 days a year, the greatest tell things are getting to him behind the scenes is when this fat wigger cannot help himself from getting fucked up even when he's streaming.

Whether it's losing his merch, the fact he's going to court, Harry Morris emerging as his new Arch Nemesis, finally having to marry Meigh - something has this motherfucker sprinting for the bottle. He doesn't want to think.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

More discussion of Pantsu Porn by Meigh. It starts out with Mexican sausage, some strange meat from a foreign land called Chorizo

"Jesse PS is giant faggot"
Based Pantsu dropping truth bombs.

 

[free_protons4u]

I'm expecting some hollerin'. He declared "total war" on Telegram and he's streaming and clearly drunk. He can hardly talk. Don't know how it compares to yesterday though because I missed it.

EDIT: He literally looks like he is having a stroke. His left eye was closed for a while

Edit edit: gonna jot some notes from this retard as I listen for the next 20 minutes or so
- Has threatened Harry with getting his guns confiscated, not sure how
- Posted Harry Morris' twitter and asked his band of faggot followers to harass him (legally of course, wink)
- I think the horse is in the other room and he called out to her and sounds like she may come on? Then he goes directly into how he fucked a "ton of dogs" and he wouldn't fuck Goocheese or whatever that skank's name is

 

[Cad an Hell]

He’s worse imo. He can’t speak properly.

 

[Fortyone]

"I fucked some dogs back in the day"

-Ethan Ralph (he's almost crying when he says this)