US Black Eyed Peas Are Plopped into Legal Battle with Pooping Unicorn Toys - The Poopsie Slime Surprise line of pooping unicorn toys play a song called "My Poops"

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Pooping unicorns might not be the first thing you think of when you think of Black Eyed Peas’ “My Humps,” but now that a line of excremental toys play a suspiciously familiar tune, they might be a solid number two. Black Eyed Peas’ music publisher BMG Rights Management aren’t happy about that, and as Reuters reports, BMG is suing the makers of Poopsie Slime Surprise for ripping off “My Humps” with their own song, “My Poops.”

Poopsie Slime Surprise comes from MGA, who are responsible for the Bratz line of dolls. According to the lawsuit, “My Poops” plays on one of the dolls when you press a button on its belly, leading both to dance moves and to a less savory movement: the toys “excrete sparkling slime.” “My Poops” can also be heard in a music video made to promote the toys, which you can compare to the 2005 original below.

The similarities between “My Humps” and “My Poops” aren’t obvious from the very first whiff of synths, but it’s unmistakable by the time the chorus plops into your ears. “My poops, my poops my poops my poops,” the unicorn sings. The lyrics continue, “Whatcha gonna do with all that poop, all that poop,” and add, “I drive my parents crazy, I do it every day,” said in a similar rhythm to Fergie’s “I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily.”

BMG alleges that Poopsie Slime Surprise has made MGA tens of millions of dollars and that the company ignored cease-and-desist warnings. They are asking for a steaming $10 million in damages.
 
Of all the things I expected to see when looking at this part of the farms today……it sure as hell wasn’t this.

Isn't this just a parody though? Does the Black Eyed Peas even have any grounds for a lawsuit?
Fuck if I know, I’m not a legal expert. I’m going to presume for now that unless The Black Eyes Peas have sufficient evidence to prove that this is 100% ripping off their music then this will probably fall under fair use since it’s a parody and this will end up having been a big waste of time and money.

Also why the fuck is the parody embedded 4 goddamn times in the original post? Isn’t once just enough or did the article actually fucking have that video appear 4 times in it.
 
Remember parents. Its up to you to keep your kids from endorsing some furry's (or tranny's) fetish. If your kid is already hooked onto to the stuff... best of luck deprogramming the little shit.

Why the fuck do toys like this exist? I swear, who the fuck thought this was anything but insanely goddamn creepy?
Easy. Some furry got high up enough the corporate ladder and thus saw fit to sell them at various stores to spread their fetish.

Saw these things being sold in the kid's section of Best Buy unironically.
 
Isn't this just a parody though? Does the Black Eyed Peas even have any grounds for a lawsuit?
They don't, but I suspect they're going for a settlement of some sort. Even a successful defense is very expensive, so sometimes it's just cheaper to settle out of court, even if you'll win. It's why you shouldn't take out of court settlements as an admission of guilt.
 
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