Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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I used to think this was bullshit, but now I believe it.
 
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Cotton said:
"Step one in my return to society 💅 "

Sounds like a reference to the stuffy and excessive mourning customs of Victorian times when women had to stay at home for months, receiving only very close friends and family, and wear veils of heavy crepe in public. I'd take it as a joking acknowledgement of his reduced social media posting and the way he's been obscuring his face with cartoon filters, flaming candles, and gauze pads.

I don't think Dylan came up with it though. He's way too much of a stupid queermo and only women and fastidious homosexuals read Edith Wharton novels.
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I know this is complete speculation on my part, and maybe even just some wishful thinking, but what if he IS mourning?
(Sorry if that’s what you were implying and I’m retarded)

Your own face is the one you know better than anyone else’s and we’re usually pretty sensitive to even slight changes (blemishes, wrinkles etc) that others probably wouldn’t even notice on us.
I hang out in the SRS thread too much and often laugh at how much damage FFS does for very minimal results, but imagine going under the knife thinking you’re going to come out as a beauty queen and instead you’re just you but now you look off.

I also always had it in the back of my mind that this is all just a LARP that got out of hand, and I’ve seen others in this thread who feel similarly.
It might be worth it (in his mind) for the praise and attention if the results were amazing and he did become that weird 50’s pin up girl he wants to be but that’s not how any of these surgeries or hormones ever work out and the fear that must wash over you when you get something done that alters you permanently and fails but you know you can never go back, well, I’d sure as hell need a mourning period.

(I’m still reading back through parts of the thread so sorry if this theory is way off base or old news)
 
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I imagine Dylan's stalling cos he is getting as many cosmetic treatments to his face as possible right now. Filler to fix any defects and blow up his lips, more botox to lift and smooth everything, laser/light treatment to reduce scars, buccual face massages to manipulate his mask, teeth shit, microbladed/tattooed eyebrows and doll like eyelash extensions/contacts. For some reason I predict he is going to get into tight lacing or burlesque/cabaret cos of his hardon for ballerinas and being a twink audrey hepburn.
 
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Cotton said:
"Step one in my return to society 💅 "

Sounds like a reference to the stuffy and excessive mourning customs of Victorian times when women had to stay at home for months, receiving only very close friends and family, and wear veils of heavy crepe in public. I'd take it as a joking acknowledgement of his reduced social media posting and the way he's been obscuring his face with cartoon filters, flaming candles, and gauze pads.

I don't think Dylan came up with it though. He's way too much of a stupid queermo and only women and fastidious homosexuals read Edith Wharton novels.
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The word you are looking for is convalescence.
I can't wait just so this board can get back on track.
 
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Unabomber Eleven said:
1) That’s not a housewarming gift you absolute dolt, it’s just a gift. A housewarming present is specifically to furnish or decorate a new home. You should know this by now, not only as a pseudo-woman but also as a former self-described Twink.
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To be fair, there's a good chance he will decorate the new house with stuff like this. We've seen how cheap and garish the bathroom is. I can see him having a whole wall or room dedicated to showcasing his Barbies like someone from one of those hoarder programs. Go all in on the age regression Dillweed!
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Unabomber Eleven said:
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1) That’s not a housewarming gift you absolute dolt, it’s just a gift. A housewarming present is specifically to furnish or decorate a new home. You should know this by now, not only as a pseudo-woman but also as a former self-described Twink.

2) From the looks of the bathroom, the tacky stick on tiles, and the background of this stupidity, I can see Dylan’s entire house is being done in that obnoxious over-the-top-caricature-of-what-I-think-a-50’s-housewife-is-and-would-like style that not only looks like shit but also proves Dylan is nowhere near in touch with womanhood on any level…..

Art really does imitate life🌈
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3) his friend BOUGHT the gifts, not brought.

I swear people who don't know the difference should say "buyed" and "bringed" ...
 
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PuddIeduck said:
3) his friend BOUGHT the gifts, not brought.

I swear people who don't know the difference should say "buyed" and "bringed" ...
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I think he meant "brought the gifts to me when they came to see me/when we got together."

(I've never seen someone mix up brought and bought; bring and take, yes, but not br/b....)
 
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Pancake Batterer said:
We don't have to keep arguing about it because it'll eventually derail the thread, but I just want to point to the toupee fallacy again. I live in an area with a lot of trannies and so I kind of made it a game to look for them when I'm out and about. There are really subtly trans women and then there are gigahons. If you assume that all trannies are ugly and nonpassing, then you will only spot the ugly and nonpassing ones.

There are also, unfortunately, cis hons. I've played this game for a few years now, but there are still times where I just don't know if the weirdo I'm looking at is a tranny or not. Sometimes it's just kind of hard to tell the difference between a raging bull dyke and a lateshit tranny. If all women were feminine, then I don't think this would happen, but the fact is that not all women are feminine. I'd go a step further and argue that there are probably more non-feminine women than there are trans women just because the number of trannies is so small compared to the total population, but I sort of already explained my thoughts on that in my earlier post with the bathroom example.
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Your an idiot.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
I think he meant "brought the gifts to me when they came to see me/when we got together."

(I've never seen someone mix up brought and bought; bring and take, yes, but not br/b....)
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We know what he meant, but it is incorrect. If someone gives you a gift, they bought it. If they just wanted to show it to you, they brought it.

Expecting a tranny to understand finer points of language is asking far too much.

I also believe this delay was because his new face wasn’t completed. He had to heal enough to let the swelling begin to dissipate from the surgeries before he started doing filler and botox and brows and other fine tuning. Those things means another week or so of healing and for the effects to show. Botox takes a week to take effect, for example.

I don’t know why he doesn’t get gel or dip manicures instead of these ugly and outdated press-on nails. Is that the line he won’t cross?
 
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