Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sneedem&feedem]

This is the laziest announcement ever. He could only be bothered to record less than 2 minutes of new footage. He even fumbled as you can tell there's a cut. The fucking detractors have better editing. Jesus Christ.

 

[feral cat #6385]

People don't want hear about Balldo's and toasts to random assholes dead cats.

HEY! Cool it with the anti felineism!

 

[Potatoherder]

This is the laziest announcement ever. He could only be bothered to record less than 2 minutes of new footage. He even fumbled as you can tell there's a cut. The fucking detractors have better editing. Jesus Christ.

He is paying an editor and signing off on the content too. Couldn't even be bothered to colormatch the background of the title card to his logo.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is the laziest announcement ever. He could only be bothered to record less than 2 minutes of new footage. He even fumbled as you can tell there's a cut. The fucking detractors have better editing. Jesus Christ.

What the actual fuck?

He buries the announcement behind nearly 5 minutes of previous footage, much of it more than a year old.

In the actual announcement (from 4:40 to 5:37) there appear to be three cuts visible at 4:43, 4:50, and 5:34. He couldn't write a fucking script for a blurb that lasted less than a minute? Does he really not give a fuck or did his editor Ryan fuck him over?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

My contribution for the day.

Spoiler: New Logo

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Pretty sure Elissa's on the farms reading.

Anyone know about this "Agent 19" stalker Elissa and Nick are talking about?

 

[mailfrawd]

I've never felt Nick was all that great at interviewing, he seems to lack the ability to connect with his guests. I'm assuming this is likely due to the medium (video conferencing). In addition to this constraint, Kyle is an awful interview subject. I fully expect the hour-long interview to be maximum cringe. I can't wait to watch the clips.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

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Pretty sure Elissa's on the farms reading.
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Anyone know about this "Agent 19" stalker Elissa and Nick are talking about?

I do believe Agent 19 is related to Montagraph somehow. I remember this clown being discussed in Monty's thread in 2019. I would check there, if I were you.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

So was the stream any good? OR was it more of the same boring shit he's been doing lately?

Streams are "tolerable" up to and until he reads any superchats that have nothing to do with the topic. Then the stream grinds to a halt for 5-10+ minutes per superchat.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Streams are "tolerable" up to and until he reads any superchats that have nothing to do with the topic. Then the stream grinds to a halt for 5-10+ minutes per superchat.

If he's doing interviews he should do Metokurs thing of leaving the dumb fucking chats till the very end, that way the guest has a chance to bail and the interview isn't derailed by a bunch of unfunny faggots and waxbrained retards from Nicks Coomer Locals group asking retarded shit like "Balls or no Balls" and both confusing Rittenhouse and making him think Rekieta is a retard and the interview a mistake. I wouldn't blame a guest who was interrupted by retarded superchats with cringe in joke shit to just bail, especially one whose supposed to be getting interviewed about the time he got cornered by a bloodthirsty mob of pedos and communists and had to shoot his way out lol.

 

[Potatoherder]

I've never felt Nick was all that great at interviewing, he seems to lack the ability to connect with his guests. I'm assuming this is likely due to the medium (video conferencing). In addition to this constraint, Kyle is an awful interview subject. I fully expect the hour-long interview to be maximum cringe. I can't wait to watch the clips.

Is it limited to an hour? I was under the impression Kyle was staying the full 4-5 hours. That is how his previous 'interviews' worked out. My prediction is now completely out the window of reality. Serves me right for not paying attention and i will get rightly mocked for it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

What retarded bullshit do you think he'll ask Kyle? The futa question or will he bring up the Balldo?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Is Rackets going to drink out of his war trophy goblets? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What retarded bullshit do you think he'll ask Kyle? The futa question or will he bring up the Balldo?

I think Nick will do a fairly good interview tbh. It's if he insists on letting his dumb fucking chat superchat questions for Kyle that I expect a shit show of unfunny and Borderline creepy shit that totally misses whatever mark it's aiming for.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Guess who is also posting from their hot tub now in true BPD mimicking fashion?

Spoiler: who else would it possibly be?

 

[Potatoherder]

I think Nick will do a fairly good interview tbh. It's if he insists on letting his dumb fucking chat superchat questions for Kyle that I expect a shit show of unfunny and Borderline creepy shit that totally misses whatever mark it's aiming for.

The biggest issue i see him having is that it's been over a year and all the good questions have been asked by better interviewers. Kyle has started to ape the anti-woke stuff so they can at least talk about that. That is like catnip to boomers and i expect most of the meat of the conversation to be about his 'cancellation.' That will sadly allow Nick to cry about how he is 'getting cancelled' for cooming to his fans.

 

[Puff]

Is Rackets going to drink out of his war trophy goblets? Inquiring minds want to know.

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They're literally from a shitty gift shop. Let's stick to shitting on him for real things like thirstposting after 50 year old thots.

 

[mindlessobserver]

They're literally from a shitty gift shop. Let's stick to shitting on him for real things like thirstposting after 50 year old thots.

A shitty gift shop in a warzone though! You can argue challenge coins are shitty merch handed out for arbitrary reasons. Because...they are. But...

 

[Puff]

A shitty gift shop in a warzone though! You can argue challenge coins are shitty merch handed out for arbitrary reasons. Because...they are. But...

He's actually said that the stone glasses are from Lookout Mountain, Tennessee. I think the speculation that they're a war trophy are from someone saying they got similar glasses in Afghanistan. Both sets were probably made in China.

 

[Potatoherder]

Guess who is also posting from their hot tub now in true BPD mimicking fashion?

Spoiler: who else would it possibly be?

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So it's pretty much confirmed her husband is taking these photos? That sure is some alpha chad energy for a man to take pictures of his wife so other men can jerk off to them.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I do believe Agent 19 is related to Montagraph somehow. I remember this clown being discussed in Monty's thread in 2019. I would check there, if I were you.

You are correct, sir. Agent 19 is the weirdo sidekick of Montagraph. I believe he also thinks himself to have the ability to "astral project" himself to spy on people for Montagraph and he also put up a video a while back defending some certificate he got from the Secret Service that was memed as "a certificate for washing the president's car". He is as crazy as Montagraph but seemingly is happy to take the role of second-in-command and apparently believes all the bullshit Montagraph says about himself, likely because he is astounded by the 1337 haxxor abilities of Montagraph to use Inspect Element which A19 has likely never seen before. He's a clout chaser who picked someone with zero clout.

But honestly, who wouldn't be drawn in by this absolute alpha of a man? (I didn't edit this one, just clipped it. He actually went on longer than I'm showing here just drinking soup while mugging the camera)

You fucked with the wrong one, Nick.