DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

Jenna vandalized a piggymobile?

She’s been the secret protag all along

Being based isn’t dependent on intelligence after all.

 

[JackoVerde]

ive thought about phils political beliefs and i think ive narrowed down what he might allign with.
he doesnt have too many political views but what we can find likely leads to something
he seems to want different social and economic policies but doesnt want any of the downsides associated with them.

Phil complained about the american healthcare system and its cost, but he also complained about the waiting time in the emergency room and he would defitinitly complain about the raised taxes with the adoption of a different system.
phil seems to want improved workers rights, since we've seen him complain about underemployment, unjustifiable firings and things like hiring people under 40 hours so they dont count as full time
but phil would be the first to complain if that caused his amazon delivery to arrive late
phil moved to a gated community where he would be shieleded from homelessness and things like drug users. he goes to wal mart to specifically avoid poors. he also complained when people shot up at burger king.

i think phil is some kind of champagne socialist or neo liberal.

 

[Iron Father]

ive thought about phils political beliefs and i think ive narrowed down what he might allign with.
he doesnt have too many political views but what we can find likely leads to something
he seems to want different social and economic policies but doesnt want any of the downsides associated with them.

Phil complained about the american healthcare system and its cost, but he also complained about the waiting time in the emergency room and he would defitinitly complain about the raised taxes with the adoption of a different system.
phil seems to want improved workers rights, since we've seen him complain about underemployment, unjustifiable firings and things like hiring people under 40 hours so they dont count as full time
but phil would be the first to complain if that caused his amazon delivery to arrive late
phil moved to a gated community where he would be shieleded from homelessness and things like drug users. he goes to wal mart to specifically avoid poors. he also complained when people shot up at burger king.

i think phil is some kind of champagne socialist or neo liberal.

DSP is whatever is convenient for him in the moment. Overthinking his political ideology is a rookie mistake.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

phil seems to want improved workers rights,

I think this just manifests from lingering resentment from getting laid off and fired from past jobs. He's also formulating this opinion/confirming his bias off his wife's employment experience, who I'd bet a Hogan Pull is lying to him about not being able to get more or more stable hours. Baby dumped in his nappie and needs you to change him, and also a baba with deluxe gourmet robust formula; everything DSP says basically goes back to that.

 

[JackoVerde]

I think this just manifests from lingering resentment from getting laid off and fired from past jobs. He's also formulating this opinion/confirming his bias off his wife's employment experience, who I'd bet a Hogan Pull is lying to him about not being able to get more or more stable hours. Baby dumped in his nappie and needs you to change him, and also a baba with deluxe gourmet robust formula; everything DSP says basically goes back to that.

i think phils political beliefs are described by this photo

https://preview.redd.it/qb4tk7af9s271.jpg?auto=webp&s=07bcf15d2d2f4aa6d200ef048eab90949c0a5bb3

 

[Philipp Amthor]

ive thought about phils political beliefs and i think ive narrowed down what he might allign with.
he doesnt have too many political views but what we can find likely leads to something
he seems to want different social and economic policies but doesnt want any of the downsides associated with them.

Phil complained about the american healthcare system and its cost, but he also complained about the waiting time in the emergency room and he would defitinitly complain about the raised taxes with the adoption of a different system.
phil seems to want improved workers rights, since we've seen him complain about underemployment, unjustifiable firings and things like hiring people under 40 hours so they dont count as full time
but phil would be the first to complain if that caused his amazon delivery to arrive late
phil moved to a gated community where he would be shieleded from homelessness and things like drug users. he goes to wal mart to specifically avoid poors. he also complained when people shot up at burger king.

i think phil is some kind of champagne socialist or neo liberal.

Phil's politicial beliefs are simple: Non existent. If you want to give him a D&D label, it's autistic opportunism.

 

[Iron Father]

If you think DSP gives a shit about worker's rights you're under pignosis. He regularly goes on rants about how people should lose their job, or how entire game companies should go bust because he was inconvenienced.

Just recently he shit on the Cuphead DLC because it didn't come out fast enough, never mind that it was hand animated, while in the same breath denouncing devs being overworked.

Don't overthink it. His political ideology is pure selfism. He wants worker's rights? He doesn't even pay the people who mod or create content for him. He's a parasite.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

i think phils political beliefs are described by this photo

https://preview.redd.it/qb4tk7af9s271.jpg?auto=webp&s=07bcf15d2d2f4aa6d200ef048eab90949c0a5bb3

His sexuality is.

 

[marlintan]

Let's give Burnell some credit: if being drunk all the time was easy, everyone would do it.

you're telling me that yall aren't drunk all the time? is very easy.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I haven't really been keeping up with TIHYDPs myself due to the salt or exceptionally bad gameplay being so rare. He either fake rages, acts like a clown for his retard audience, whines like a spoiled child, or acts like an insufferable nitpicking know-it-all. Still looking forward to SF 6's release since fighting games tend to produce some good salt.*

* When he's not punching down on scrubs

The Top 10 Worst of DSP 2022 is a beatifully crafted video, but I have to watch it in doses. No fault of the creator of the video, but listening to Phil's soy-filled, Chris Chan-esque whiny voice beg for money and complain about first-world problems grates me after a while. The only time I can legitimately watch him anymore is when his pig-anger gets the best of him and he starts sperging out at the chat.

Jenna is currently sitting in LA County Jail on felony charges and a probation violation.

In her current case, she's facing three charges arising from an incident on May 27, 2022.

Count 1: Penal Code section 459 - Burglary [This charge could earn her a strike under California's Three Strikes law. Jenna cannot serve time in county jail under prison realignment since it is a "serious crime." If convicted, she likely faces 2 years in prison, but the code allows for 4 or 6 year sentences as well, basically for habitual offenders. The charge is a "wobbler" and can be charged/reduced to a misdemeanor.]

Count 2: Penal Code section 597(A) - Animal Cruelty [The animal in question was a dog. I don't know the extent of injuries, if any.]

Count 3: Penal Code section 594(A) - Vandalism [I don't know what was damaged or for how much. Only that it was $400 or more. Could have been a door, a TV, a few windows. Anything.]

I don't know exactly what went down, why Jenna picked that residence, or how Jenna knew the victim.

Jenna requested, and was granted, permission to begin in custody drug rehabilitation. I sincerely hope she makes the most of it and can straighten out her life. But, statistically, this is just the beginning.

I pray that Khet leverages Phil into moving Jenna in afterwards so she can call him the N-word and a bitch on stream and humble him.

Honestly, Khet and Jenna had an absolutely horrible upbringing. The fact that Khet turned out as well as she did is a miracle. I tend not to pick on her because of that.

I hope Jenna can get clean and I would love to see her move in to the Snort Fort. Honestly, if she is clean, Jenna has a stronger personality than Khet. Her being around may do Phil some good.
Until her inevitable relapse and Phil comes into the office one day and all of his electronics are gone. Please writers! Go this way!

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

DSP is whatever is convenient for him in the moment. Overthinking his political ideology is a rookie mistake.

Asking about Phil's beliefs is like asking what kind of man a prostitute prefers.

 

[Meth_Bear]

Honestly, Khet and Jenna had an absolutely horrible upbringing. The fact that Khet turned out as well as she did is a miracle. I tend not to pick on her because of that.

I hope Jenna can get clean and I would love to see her move in to the Snort Fort. Honestly, if she is clean, Jenna has a stronger personality than Khet. Her being around may do Phil some good.
Until her inevitable relapse and Phil comes into the office one day and all of his electronics are gone. Please writers! Go this way!

Either Phil forces her to get her hair done at Curls 'n Twirls with them, or he and Khet come back to the door left wide open and everything is gone, including Jasper. Two filthy detractors gone.

 

[San Dimas High School]

ive thought about phils political beliefs and i think ive narrowed down what he might allign with.
he doesnt have too many political views but what we can find likely leads to something
he seems to want different social and economic policies but doesnt want any of the downsides associated with them.

Phil complained about the american healthcare system and its cost, but he also complained about the waiting time in the emergency room and he would defitinitly complain about the raised taxes with the adoption of a different system.
phil seems to want improved workers rights, since we've seen him complain about underemployment, unjustifiable firings and things like hiring people under 40 hours so they dont count as full time
but phil would be the first to complain if that caused his amazon delivery to arrive late
phil moved to a gated community where he would be shieleded from homelessness and things like drug users. he goes to wal mart to specifically avoid poors. he also complained when people shot up at burger king.

i think phil is some kind of champagne socialist or neo liberal.

He complains about everything, that's his brand. He hates everything that doesn't benefit himself personally. He's apolitical and has serious mental disorders.

 

[Iron Hamster]

When your 2k cat finally gives you a viral "meow" moment for YouTube shorts...

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Really trying to endear the lgbt community with that description and hashtags. Holy fucking cringe.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Asking about Phil's beliefs is like asking what kind of man a prostitute prefers.

Honestly, it always makes me laugh when detractors/restreamers think that Phil truly has a set of political beliefs that he follows. One detractor I watch sometimes calls him a Marxist, and that’s just hilarious. His political beliefs, according to them, are always conveniently the polar opposite, because they can’t fathom that the piggy might share the same viewpoint on a political issue.

But, I completely agree with those of you who posted that Phil really has no true principles or belief system. Do any of you think that Phil has voted more than once in his life? That he’s cared about an issue enough to stand in line to vote? Every issue that Phil talks about boils down to one thing: how does it affect him? Can he make money off of it in some way? Will it improve his public image or make him look worse? Is it something that he’ll have to spend time on? When he goes on a rant occasionally about how poorly a corporation is treating its employees, he’s only doing it so he’ll look like some sort of champion for the working class. HE TRULY DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT. Basically, the guy is a nihilist at this point.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

If Jenna really risks jail time, neither Phil nor Kat would want to take her in. Jenna, if you read this, your life is fucked and going to jail anyway, might as well make Phil's life harder.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil's only political leaning is this

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

I haven't really been keeping up with TIHYDPs myself due to the salt or exceptionally bad gameplay being so rare. He either fake rages, acts like a clown for his retard audience, whines like a spoiled child, or acts like an insufferable nitpicking know-it-all. Still looking forward to SF 6's release since fighting games tend to produce some good salt.*

* When he's not punching down on scrubs

Will be nice to see him go 0-36 this time.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Honestly, Khet and Jenna had an absolutely horrible upbringing. The fact that Khet turned out as well as she did is a miracle. I tend not to pick on her because of that.

I really cannot stress enough how lucky Kat is to have Phil. She went from being an unemployed transient moving all over Michigan to living within a gated community with a man she doesn't have to sleep with who makes 100k+ a year. Meanwhile her even more mentally ill sister is living out of a van when she's not in jail or turning tricks. This is a woman who literally is incapable of doing anything more then basic retail or fast food work and she's living cushy.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil is/was shilling for movie tie-in games; saying people were wanting and asking why there's no Avenger's game. Because movie games usually suck Phil.