Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FuckedUpDeer]

"New" Mandy pic. Are there any autists able to confirm what phone this is? The centered lens makes me think of some old androids circa 2011-2015

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Picture taken like a bigfoot sighting.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Jesus can these fools not break down into cope sessions every stream. Drex seems big mad we're laughing at his homie.

Degenerate as fuck Drex isn’t the cornerman you need to defend against claims of being a sex pest. It’s like asking Pinhead to be your cutman in a boxing match.

 

[Red flag]

"New" Mandy pic. Are there any autists able to confirm what phone this is? The centered lens makes me think of some old androids circa 2011-2015

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Chin-chan emerging from her internet slumber to thirst post once more.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

"New" Mandy pic. Are there any autists able to confirm what phone this is? The centered lens makes me think of some old androids circa 2011-2015

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Hairstyle also makes me think it's an older pic.

Somebody's catfishing or pretending to still be in their 20's.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

Chin-chan emerging from her internet slumber to thirst post once more.
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She looks like she wants to kill herself. It's not good that a place like Locals exists. It's not good that people have an "outlet" for their misery that actually plunges them further into inversion, degeneracy, and death. ... Oh, that's also a strong argument against the existence of the Farms ...

 

[Potatoherder]

"New" Mandy pic. Are there any autists able to confirm what phone this is? The centered lens makes me think of some old androids circa 2011-2015

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I am 90% sure that isn't a light under the camera but rather a selfie alignment mirror. I remember it from when i had a similar phone in 2011. Finding the phone is going to be a challenge as in 2011 motorola put out 20+ phone models. So there are probably hundreds of models a year at minimum.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Chin-chan emerging from her internet slumber to thirst post once more.
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Trans uncle Fester lookin ass.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

So I got time to watch the Jan 17/18th show for an additional hour. This is when I stopped (rant starts at 1:40:29).

"I'm a belligerent oppositional retard. I don't want to do what some other asshole is doing. That's some other asshole's job. <...> 'Well, you shouldn't drink on your show.' Fuck off. 'Well, you shouldn't swear on your show.' Fuck you. Eat my ass. Like, fuck off. Every time. Every fucking time for 5 years, people have told me how to run a show on the right and my god, no! If I did that, again, I'd already be dead. But it's not about chasing 'that thing.' It's about believing what you do. And that's what Crowder- to me, that's what he's saying to me. That's what I hear, when he- I hear all the people who have ever told me to be someone else, to do some other show, to do some different thing. It happens- it happened yesterday, happened the day before, the day before. 'UmM, nIcK jUsT dOeS tHiS, hE'lL bE sUcCeSsFuL.' Lick my fucking taint. Show me your success. Show me your deep secrets. If you don't like it, fuck off. Like- like- it's that simple, just fuck off. I'll do my show my way. We need more people to say that. Crowder did his show his way. Look at him. Who- would- what would he be if he just listened? If he had just fucking listened!"

So in a couple minutes, we got a strawman, a "don't like, don't watch," a "you're not as successful as me, so your opinion isn't valid" fallacy and a false simile. And we know that type of behaviour always goes well for the content producer. Keep it up, champ. But he definitely doesn't care, you guys. And totally doesn't read his thread every day. And the day before. And the day before. Also: bitch, you're not Crowder. You're barely two hundredths of a Crowder, judging by the big number in your contracts. And Crowder is most certainly not you, Mr. "I've always been a sex pervert."

For 4.5 years, he's been doing "some other show." Until this summer, he's been doing "some different thing." "I don't even say 'dee-ay-em-en' on my show," says Nick of just 4 short years ago. It's clear now that it was all a pretense and a lie. He must think that he's gotten big enough to fly, like a big beautiful freak butterfly with a cage strapped to his balls, and fuck all the incels and the prudes. I dunno, man. Billion-dollar franchises fall into unprofitability on the regular for disregarding their audiences' opinions. I also can't remember a single instance of him just fucking listening and it being to the detriment of the channel. I don't mean "some moron sperging out," I mean when the audience was anywhere near a consensus on an issue. From big stuff, such as everyone reeeeing at him to establish a new-tech presence to small stuff, such as everyone reeeeing at him to get a volume booster (something that fucking everyone in the sektur is using to watch trials now, by the way), the chat was right every time and the lazy alcoholic with no knowledge or discipline wasn't. What a cliché.

Must be noted that the hand holding the drink was shaking constantly. When he holds up an item to the camera, you can see the shakes even more clearly. Also, mid-rant the right leg started twitching. I noticed that every time he says any of this "oooh I'm such a rebel, you don't tell me what to do"-type shit, he starts twitching. Just look at his Locals copestreams, motherfucker can't even stand still like a normal man. Also, since he read somewhere about this "oppositional defiant disorder" fake illness, does he ever lean into it. He's like those kids on TikTok who read the word "neurodivergent" and think it gives them a free pass to do dumb shit. Fucking manchild.

 

[Potatoherder]

Tonight stream was $195 in 32 chats. Log file was 2MiB smaller than the previous stream.

So in a couple minutes, we got a strawman, a "don't like, don't watch," a "you're not as successful as me, so your opinion isn't valid" fallacy and a false simile.

He doesn't fully get he is the content now. The days of people giving him advice because they like the show and want it to succeed are over. If he succeeds or fails it's irrelevant to the production of content to laugh at.


Was searching the logs to see how many times Nick interacted and this was in it:

"@itsmcdude again, that's some weird fantasy. I'm not selling my wife in any way, holy shit"}}]}],"users":[{"id":"31197417","username":"RekietaLaw",

This seems to be the context as it's was posted a few seconds before his response with anything near that name. I didn't watch the stream so i don't know what they were doing. Timestamp was "2023-01-21T09:07:15+00:00", so 3:07am CST?

"I take it Nick's essay is on a blog website with just 3-4 views??"}}]}],"users":[{"id":"79827345","username":"mcduder"

Seems he is totally about being monogamous, never mind all that thirsting about that gilf pussy on his locals.

":"@sirkekington spice it up however you want. It's not about spice, it's about being who you are with the person you're with. It's just fun, and it's literally ok to have fun AND BE MONOGAMOUS."}}]}],"users":[{"id":"31197417","username":"RekietaLaw"

He sent a total of 5 message if anyone was wondering.

 

[Leave_Fargut]

The idea that Daily Wire are evil for putting clauses in the contract that allow for them to claw back payments in certain circumstances is insane. Look at Nick. He signed a deal which is smaller by probably two orders of magnitude, and within weeks of the ink drying he was chatting about taking MDMA, considering taking poppers, bragging about going to an underwear party at the gay bar, sticking bottles up his ass, and more. And he's openly saying that one reason he doesn't care about the reaction is the security provided by his Rumble deal.

in insurance they call this the Moral Hazard risk

 

[6MillionCoofs]

The Crowder stuff is great because Nick is actually talking about contracts.

 

[goattea]

Does anyone actually care about his upcoming Rittenhouse interview ? I think the "hype" is gone or am I wrong ?
Do you think there will be Superchats read out loud during the interview ?

 

[Procrastinhater]

So I got time to watch the Jan 17/18th show for an additional hour. This is when I stopped (rant starts at 1:40:29).

"I'm a belligerent oppositional retard. I don't want to do what some other asshole is doing. That's some other asshole's job. <...> 'Well, you shouldn't drink on your show.' Fuck off. 'Well, you shouldn't swear on your show.' Fuck you. Eat my ass. Like, fuck off. Every time. Every fucking time for 5 years, people have told me how to run a show on the right and my god, no! If I did that, again, I'd already be dead. But it's not about chasing 'that thing.' It's about believing what you do. And that's what Crowder- to me, that's what he's saying to me. That's what I hear, when he- I hear all the people who have ever told me to be someone else, to do some other show, to do some different thing. It happens- it happened yesterday, happened the day before, the day before. 'UmM, nIcK jUsT dOeS tHiS, hE'lL bE sUcCeSsFuL.' Lick my fucking taint. Show me your success. Show me your deep secrets. If you don't like it, fuck off. Like- like- it's that simple, just fuck off. I'll do my show my way. We need more people to say that. Crowder did his show his way. Look at him. Who- would- what would he be if he just listened? If he had just fucking listened!"

So in a couple minutes, we got a strawman, a "don't like, don't watch," a "you're not as successful as me, so your opinion isn't valid" fallacy and a false simile. And we know that type of behaviour always goes well for the content producer. Keep it up, champ. But he definitely doesn't care, you guys. And totally doesn't read his thread every day. And the day before. And the day before. Also: bitch, you're not Crowder. You're barely two hundredths of a Crowder, judging by the big number in your contracts. And Crowder is most certainly not you, Mr. "I've always been a sex pervert."

For 4.5 years, he's been doing "some other show." Until this summer, he's been doing "some different thing." "I don't even say 'dee-ay-em-en' on my show," says Nick of just 4 short years ago. It's clear now that it was all a pretense and a lie. He must think that he's gotten big enough to fly, like a big beautiful freak butterfly with a cage strapped to his balls, and fuck all the incels and the prudes. I dunno, man. Billion-dollar franchises fall into unprofitability on the regular for disregarding their audiences' opinions. I also can't remember a single instance of him just fucking listening and it being to the detriment of the channel. I don't mean "some moron sperging out," I mean when the audience was anywhere near a consensus on an issue. From big stuff, such as everyone reeeeing at him to establish a new-tech presence to small stuff, such as everyone reeeeing at him to get a volume booster (something that fucking everyone in the sektur is using to watch trials now, by the way), the chat was right every time and the lazy alcoholic with no knowledge or discipline wasn't. What a cliché.

Must be noted that the hand holding the drink was shaking constantly. When he holds up an item to the camera, you can see the shakes even more clearly. Also, mid-rant the right leg started twitching. I noticed that every time he says any of this "oooh I'm such a rebel, you don't tell me what to do"-type shit, he starts twitching. Just look at his Locals copestreams, motherfucker can't even stand still like a normal man. Also, since he read somewhere about this "oppositional defiant disorder" fake illness, does he ever lean into it. He's like those kids on TikTok who read the word "neurodivergent" and think it gives them a free pass to do dumb shit. Fucking manchild.

The fucking irony in that rant about not saying faggot and "demeaning the LBGT" coming from the Balldo Lawyer is so thick you can fucking ski on it.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Does anyone actually care about his upcoming Rittenhouse interview ? I think the "hype" is gone or am I wrong ?
Do you think there will be Superchats read out loud during the interview ?

Yes and no. As recent as a few days ago he had a speaking event cancelled so he still draws headlines. But you're right that the interview itself will be a mere shadow of what it could have been, had he done it in the months following his acquittal.

 

[Swole McPole]

Does anyone actually care about his upcoming Rittenhouse interview ? I think the "hype" is gone or am I wrong ?
Do you think there will be Superchats read out loud during the interview ?

I watched young Kyle when he appeared on Tucker Carlson. Nice enough kid but he had nothing of earth shattering importance to say. It might be t hat his forthcoming defamation lawsuits were a constraint on what he was able to say, but if that was true then, it'll still be true now.

And Tucker is a relatively skilled interviewer. He knows what his audience wants and works hard to try and deliver it. Rekeita couldn't interview to save his life. Whenever he attempts to interview somebody, he always make the interview all about him.

Nick, nobody gives a fuck. Everybody but the wine moms is here to listen to your guest's story -- not yours. Stop talking and start listening!

That said, I'll probably catch the highlights in a clip show. But life's too short for Rekeita's live streams.

 

[Phony Chicken]

such as everyone reeeeing at him to get a volume booster (something that fucking everyone in the sektur is using to watch trials now, by the way), the chat was right every time and the lazy alcoholic with no knowledge or discipline wasn't. What a cliché.

That one was funny. So many people kept suggesting that and he was always "fuck off you don't know my audio setup" like yeah dipshit, you had engineers from JPL come setup your audio, it's soooo complicated.
And then one day, he just quietly, suddenly has the extension to boost volume.

Manchild is dead right. Just like Ralph. And then all the sycophants telling them how great they are just adds to the problem.

 

[kurosawa]

Inspired by @KingOfHypocrisy #23,941 here's my own (terrible and horrifying) photoshop.

Spoiler: Balldo Law

Unfortunately I've followed Nick for quite some time, although it was after the LOLsuit and Vic coverage, respected him since he was a bit of a goofy guy who connected with a lot of people. I didn't expect him to connect with wine moms whom he would thirst over but here we are.

Thank you Nick for bringing some joy into this crappy world with your orbiter circle of wine moms and locals coomers, not to mention consistently doubling down on the stupidity. We're also getting a look at peak male physique from the locals coomers, sadly. I need eye bleach after that.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I also can't remember a single instance of him just fucking listening and it being to the detriment of the channel.

That’s because there hasn’t been an instance of that. Every time the chat’s suggested something it’s been beneficial to him. Every time. Now whether he wants to continue to do those things, such as short form videos, clips etc or the tech advice is on him but every time he’s listened to them it’s been beneficial. The only reason it has taken Nick so long to grow is he takes ages to do what the chat says he should. He’s lazy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Update on automatic LOCALS chat archiving progress:

The script I wrote works and is pulling batches of messages and extracting the username, text, and the url of any attachments then putting them into a spreadsheet. Hope to have it up and running this weekend. Going to slice the code up into functions to make the looping for continuous archiving easy, then I plan to post the searchable .xlsx files on the site so that anyone interested can do data mining on them. I have it scraping into individual files per chat and will post complete archives from each individual chat after it ends. Files will contain link text for attachment, so file sizes should be small. If you want to download the actual images in EXCEL there are macros that do that.

I will be optimising, making updates, and accepting suggestions for what features to add next from the community here, but a lot of what I have in mind could be done on the backend with EXCEL (translation: DIY. The EXCEL 'Search' function is a good start, then learn 'vlookup'), and I do not want to make the script slower because his LOCALS chat moves quickly. I might make separate modules to take the data and post-process it offline if there is an important enough feature that is resource heavy.

My next project will likely be an archive extractor for the old streams with the same code base, but radically simplified and only running one extraction loop. This will allow data mining on the old chats and should only take minutes for each.

FYI, this script will work for ANY LOCALS live chat based on their core web architecture.

 

[Faticati]

Anyone have an archive of last nights locals stream I heard some shit went down.