Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Favored of Heaven]

"This summer I hear the drumming
Four dead in Ohio"

Spoiler: Mildly NSFW Cow Crossover: Adam and Nick and Kayla

Not sure what to call this one... The Shadow Over Negril?

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

I'll drop some more.

Adam every time when someone tries to help him put his life back on tracks.
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Spoiler: Picture with sound

- You like Earthbound?

- Um, it's okay.

- At first the game was too abstract for my taste. But I played some more and I think it really came into it's own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a nice message, and gameplay is really addictive despite it's flaws. It's been compared to Final Fantasy, but I think Earthbound has a far brighter, heart warming sense of humor.

- Hey, Adam?

- Yes, Caveman?

- Why are there papers all over the place? Do you... Does your cat shits around the toilet? Because you forget to clean it?

-No, Caveman.

-Is that a raincoat?

- Yes, it is. But what's most important it's that it has this track - "I believe in you". It's actually so good, that I sang it at a Iwata's funeral! Speaking of which! Hey, Caveman!

- Try to tell me to be quiet now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!

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- Let's see Caveman's GDQ pass.
- Look at the subtle colors! Look at a tasteful picture on it! Oh my God, it even has pronouns listed!
- Adam, is something wrong?
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The best thread on the farms rn.

He'll also find ways in his streams to recount the stories he had there and each time will be more exaggerated. He might even start using the trip as a way to break the ice when he's trying to get the attention of all the onlyfans thots he follows. Only to be once again ignored or given a passing acknowledgement to keep him sated until he hits on another one.

He mentioned Japan 3 times on his twitter just last 24 hours. Couple of days ago too he did it to some ethots and even in some discords I could find him he would just enter general chat.

>yo
>whats up Chibis
>still in Japan
>nice
>DEAD AIR
>converastion moves to another topic

 

[Butwhythough2]

mentioned Japan 3 times on his twitter just last 24 hours. Couple of days ago too he did it to some ethots and even in some discords I could find him he would just enter general chat.

>yo
>whats up Chibis
>still in Japan
>nice
>DEAD AIR
>converastion moves to another topic

I don't even go look at any of his socials, I just know his tendencies from lurking in the thread. How often does he stream? I might want to pop in and watch one sometime. I watched the Iwata funeral stream live and I was in stitches.

 

[hfuenms83]

Glancing over his tweets from today is actually hilarious. He is plugging that he did something IN JAPAN in the majority of his thirst posts, This is his new identity.

 

[Just don't like em.]

This is probably how his mom felt when he would play bing bing wahoo at 4am in the morning while raging.

 

[Comma]

This Japan-sperging on Twitter is really cringy. Also notice the total amount of zero reactions to these tweets.

Based off the many (first-hand) reports on how he acts around other people, it's what he does IRL as well: he tries to insert himself into a group or conversation, trying WAY too hard to fit in, making weird/unfunny/uninteresting remarks (mostly focused on himself), instantly becoming "that annoying guy" most people feel awkward to be around. I think most people have encountered this type of person in their life at least once.

It's funny and sad at the same time to see this.

 

[TV's Adam West]

This Japan-sperging on Twitter is really cringy. Also notice the total amount of zero reactions to these tweets.


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Based off the many (first-hand) reports on how he acts around other people, it's what he does IRL as well: he tries to insert himself into a group or conversation, trying WAY too hard to fit in, making weird/unfunny/uninteresting remarks (mostly focused on himself), instantly becoming "that annoying guy" most people feel awkward to be around. I think most people have encountered this type of person in their life at least once.

It's funny and sad at the same time to see this.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Adam being an adult.
How it started:


How it's going:

 

[izaya]

This Japan-sperging on Twitter is really cringy. Also notice the total amount of zero reactions to these tweets.


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Based off the many (first-hand) reports on how he acts around other people, it's what he does IRL as well: he tries to insert himself into a group or conversation, trying WAY too hard to fit in, making weird/unfunny/uninteresting remarks (mostly focused on himself), instantly becoming "that annoying guy" most people feel awkward to be around. I think most people have encountered this type of person in their life at least once.

It's funny and sad at the same time to see this.

No way!!!! A plushie of a Vaporeon looks EXACTLY like another plushie of Vaporeon???? That's crazy!!

 

[McSneaks]

the only way he is gonna make it is through one of these programs where one can go as an assistant English teacher for pre-schoolers.

no japanese language skill required and he is gonna be put far out into the countryside, out of reach of Akihabara and tourist Ramen shops.
it would be a miserable life for him and i would love to see that. but at the same time, it would rob him of any time to burn on streaming and his other “hobbies”. I feel like he would realize that and not go for it. after all he is incapable of change and i think deep within comfortable maintaining his current status quo.

You actually need to be at a minimum not retarded, have a solid grasp of English, and pass an interview.

Can you imagine Chibi explaining how he's played all of Kingdom Hearts so he really knows japan and can't wait to Smash some kids "done quick*?


"People won't let me move on from a mistake I made 10 years ago. I'm really fun to be around and love streaming. I feel like people don't like talking to me but I have a lot to say and my mom treats me like a kid but I don't waste water much and yea my room is a little messy but sometimes a guy just wants to he squished, you know? Plus the age of consent in Japan is...."

 

[Socrates]

NGL after whathisface finally got banned for his strange Tranny chibi obsession "cavemanDCJ is trans" posts have flipped back around for me from cringe to funny again. We'll how long it lasts.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Late to the party, low-hanging fruit, surprised nobody did this one yet.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

NGL after whathisface finally got banned for his strange Tranny chibi obsession "cavemanDCJ is trans" posts have flipped back around for me from cringe to funny again. We'll how long it lasts.

The guy fantasizing about being chibi’s stepdad will always be a highlight of the thread for me. It’s a magical thing when kiwis become bigger cows than the subject of the thread.

 

[TV's Adam West]

The guy fantasizing about being chibi’s stepdad will always be a highlight of the thread for me. It’s a magical thing when kiwis become bigger cows than the subject of the thread.

All it takes is one bad day for the average farmer to become Chibi. That's the real killing joke.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

All it takes is one bad day for the average farmer to become Chibi. That's the real killing joke.

The killing couch.

"I remember it differently. Sometimes there's fast pants, other times there's a caveman with pink hair. If I have to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice."

"So there's these two guys at a speedrunning event, and one night they decide they want to escape. So they go up on the roof and one of them says "Want to hear a list of evil pigs in video games?" And the other guy says "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet."

 

[hfuenms83]

"So there's these two guys at a speedrunning event, and one night they decide they want to escape. So they go up on the roof and one of them says "Want to hear a list of evil pigs in video games?" And the other guy says "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet."

I can’t stop thinking that at some brief moment or in an alternate universe Chibi had the chance to make an amazing brand out of this. We are blessed to observe the timeline where he did not.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

i'm predicting he says he plans to move to japan now and then never does, just like the florida trip

Oh I'd love to see him attempt it. Japan has some of the toughest immigration on the planet and he doesn't qualify for anything.

You want a work visa? A four year degree from an accredited college, 10 years documented experience in your field, marry a Japanese national or invest a large sum of money. And unless you marry a Japanese national you are limited to what kind of work you can do. The only thing he's qualified for is teaching English. And he'd be fired from that pretty soon for being a complete and utter tool and trying to speakee Japanesey to the students while trying to pick up the 14 years olds thinking that because the age of consent is 13 it comes with some heavy stipulations.

Glancing over his tweets from today is actually hilarious. He is plugging that he did something IN JAPAN in the majority of his thirst posts, This is his new identity.

Knew it. The highlight of his life was a trip to Japan. So he needs to tell everybody he was in Japan. It's Japan this and Japan that and did you know he went to Japan? Japan Japan Japan.

It's so fucking cringe.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Knew it. The highlight of his life was a trip to Japan. So he needs to tell everybody he was in Japan. It's Japan this and Japan that and did you know he went to Japan? Japan Japan Japan.

How else will he filate himself? He's gotta brag about going there because there are people in the communities he wants to be in, that want to go there because they are massive weebs. The funny thing is that these people don't want to hear Adam go on about dumb bullshit, because it's all about him. He's got serious protagonist syndrome and Peter pan syndrome, everything has to be about him and he doesn't want to grow up. He is so caught up with himself he doesn't offer anything to anyone else and thinks that people owe him their affections.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

"Yes. I took her to the bow of the ship. She cried through the whole thing, it was awful."

 

[McSneaks]

Oh I'd love to see him attempt it. Japan has some of the toughest immigration on the planet and he doesn't qualify for anything.

On the plus side they also have one of the most lax death-reporting procedures on the planet.

"Hey guys this is Adam Not Adam, it breaks my heart to say this but....I not me killed himself in Japan. He sudokud in his apartment just like that amazingly talented programmer who like me Adam also misses Iwata-san. Please don't look me for me, I am dead forever."


"Hey everyone mine name is Aquano and I'm new around here. I really like Kingdom Hearts but uh, only the third one. And Flareon. But in my fanfic he's actually a blue water pokemon. Anyway want to watch me livestream??"?