Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

Does anyone actually care about his upcoming Rittenhouse interview ? I think the "hype" is gone or am I wrong ?
Do you think there will be Superchats read out loud during the interview ?

I don't. Too long ago. Unlike the Lucas Gerhard interview that was right after he took the plea.

 

[Faticati]

Update on automatic LOCALS chat archiving progress:

The script I wrote works and is pulling batches of messages and extracting the username, text, and the url of any attachments then putting them into a spreadsheet. Hope to have it up and running this weekend. Going to slice the code up into functions to make the looping for continuous archiving easy, then I plan to post the searchable .xlsx files on the site so that anyone interested can do data mining on them. I have it scraping into individual files per chat and will post complete archives from each individual chat after it ends. Files will contain link text for attachment, so file sizes should be small. If you want to download the actual images in EXCEL there are macros that do that.

I will be optimising, making updates, and accepting suggestions for what features to add next from the community here, but a lot of what I have in mind could be done on the backend with EXCEL (translation: DIY. The EXCEL 'Search' function is a good start, then learn 'vlookup'), and I do not want to make the script slower because his LOCALS chat moves quickly. I might make separate modules to take the data and post-process it offline if there is an important enough feature that is resource heavy.

My next project will likely be an archive extractor for the old streams with the same code base, but radically simplified and only running one extraction loop. This will allow data mining on the old chats and should only take minutes for each.

FYI, this script will work for ANY LOCALS live chat based on their core web architecture.

Do you have an archive of last nights locals stream I heard shit went down.

 

[Anticipointment]

Also, since he read somewhere about this "oppositional defiant disorder" fake illness, does he ever lean into it. He's like those kids on TikTok who read the word "neurodivergent" and think it gives them a free pass to do dumb shit. Fucking manchild.

IIrc, in the “dumpster bros” shooting, the guy who got shot allegedly had Oppositional Defiance Disorder, which is why he continued to provoke the other two until he got himself shot dead. Congrats, Nick, you have dead dumpster bro disorder.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Does anyone actually care about his upcoming Rittenhouse interview ? I think the "hype" is gone or am I wrong ?
Do you think there will be Superchats read out loud during the interview ?

Na, I'm more interested in Nick's spiral down. Knowing what we know now, this interview now has a different image instead of the former small town based lawyer pondering the state of things with the Rittenhouse case in context. Now it's coming off as a coom brained sex pest talking to a now famous young man to grift the cluess supporters for attention and money.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I think a lot of people are overestimating the Rittenhouse interview. I followed Kyle fairly closely after his acquittal and he did a shitload of public interviews. It turns out that besides his ability to kill wife beaters and child molesters, he's not all that interesting. He's so dull that he made a Brandon Herrera video boring. Nick isn't going to get anything interesting out of him, and at best, the only new shit he will get will be some retarded inside joke (futa/balldo). Kyle has kind of a boyish innocence to him, and it's not like he's got a lot of interesting stories or insight. He's just going to repeat the same shit he's said 2 or 3 times on every other network.

The absolute best case scenario, in my mind, is Nick does go with the deviant angle and Kyle responds to it with something like, "Nah, I'm not really into that weird gay shit."

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Do you have an archive of last nights locals stream I heard shit went down.

That’s quite vague my friend

 

[ChromaQuack]

Every fucking time for 5 years, people have told me how to run a show on the right and my god, no! If I did that, again, I'd already be dead.

This bit jumped out to me as a big Ralphism, poor little queer would just DIE if he had to put a bit of effort and make a show the audience enjoys, he would rather drink himself to death and if Moloch takes him into the darkness then he doesn't give a FAWK.

'UmM, nIcK jUsT dOeS tHiS, hE'lL bE sUcCeSsFuL.' Lick my fucking taint. Show me your success. Show me your deep secrets. If you don't like it, fuck off. Like- like- it's that simple, just fuck off.

Another one, big "I've spent more on spilt liquor" moment, just with some big histrionic energy to it, must have been high off amyl nitrate.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Do you have an archive of last nights locals stream I heard shit went down.

No. I am still finishing up the loop logic for the script. I hope to get it all up and running by tomorrow, but deadline in SW coding are always shifting...

Currently stuck tracing a non-updating parameter that is preventing me from grabbing the new data. Should be easy to solve, then I just need to get the row skipping put into the EXCEL and it *should* work.

Will post the first archive here once I have it. I hope to snag the back end of the weekend chat and have a first full archive for his Monday chat.

EDIT: When I get my archive extractor working, remind me, and I can try to pull that one first

 

[Faticati]

That’s quite vague my friend

 

[AnOminous]

"I'm a belligerent oppositional retard. I don't want to do what some other asshole is doing. That's some other asshole's job. <...> 'Well, you shouldn't drink on your show.' Fuck off.

If there's really anything that's most annoying about this degeneracy arc it's how he constantly lies about what he's even being criticized about. Who has even said that? Maybe one or two people?

What he shouldn't do on his show is fucking lie all the time like he turned into Boogie overnight.

Also, since he read somewhere about this "oppositional defiant disorder" fake illness, does he ever lean into it. He's like those kids on TikTok who read the word "neurodivergent" and think it gives them a free pass to do dumb shit. Fucking manchild.

Personality disorders are bullshit. They're just ways of describing various kinds of asshole. All ODD is is you throw a spastic tard tantrum any time someone tells you you're wrong.

 

[mailfrawd]

If there's really anything that's most annoying about this degeneracy arc it's how he constantly lies about what he's even being criticized about. Who has even said that? Maybe one or two people?

A few have said it, but it's clearly getting under his skin. If he honestly thought he didn't have a drinking problem why bring it up?

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Why isn't he wearing swim trunks? Or at least a speedo?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Did anyone catch if he talked about the Monty lolsuit last night and whether he shed more light into his representation status?

I was hoping he'd say something in the Locals stream, but it seems like that one's gone.

Does anyone actually care about his upcoming Rittenhouse interview ? I think the "hype" is gone or am I wrong ?
Do you think there will be Superchats read out loud during the interview ?

He's a few hours after 14:59. Nobody cares.

With the superchats, I doubt it, unless he picks and chooses certain ones.

 

[AnOminous]

A few have said it, but it's clearly getting under his skin. If he honestly thought he didn't have a drinking problem why bring it up?

He still has yet to have a full pillstream moment, shit himself on stream, or stuff like that. He's definitely tard raging more than he used to, though, and not at some common target like fat anime thots but at his own audience.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

Why isn't he wearing swim trunks? Or at least a speedo?

Exhibition + Depravity

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't know about his GPA, but it took him five years to get through the program (2011-2015). And far as I can tell he was going full-time to day school. Unemployment after graduation would not suggest a great GPA. But getting in there at the age he did with a creative writing degree from University of Minnesota Marshall is a bit of an accomplishment (IMO).

5 years to finish law school*? He had to be going PT, then (which almost 70% of the students do - now, at the combined school, anyway, so I'm guessing maybe quite a few older students as well, people with jobs and families). They take 65% of applicants and average LSAT score is around the 59th percentile.

*wouldn't 2011-2015 = 4 years?

 

[ChromaQuack]

*wouldn't 2011-2015 = 4 years?

One would presume he spent 2015 going through the final part of the program, unless he graduated right at the start of the year, it's five.

 

[Procrastinhater]

IIrc, in the “dumpster bros” shooting, the guy who got shot allegedly had Oppositional Defiance Disorder, which is why he continued to provoke the other two until he got himself shot dead. Congrats, Nick, you have dead dumpster bro disorder.

I always figured "Oppositional Defiant Disorder" is just a fancy way of saying "needlessly awkward prick."

 

[Strix454]

Nick is a binge-drinking alcoholic. That has nothing to do with his show. Guys like Nick don't care about people giving them advice. What they care about is people contradicting the bullshit narratives of their personal lives that let them get through the day.
And like most every other alcoholic, anyone who presents the truth about himself to him is told that they have a choice. They can either simp for him or they can leave. The only difference with Nick is that he is doing it in front of a large public audience. Also like most alcoholics, he eventually creates a hugbox to enable his behavior and tell him how great he is.

But he knows the truth of it. That is why the criticism and the farms bothers him so much.

 

[mailfrawd]

Nick, nick, nick, listen, Nick, NICK!

No one is trying to cancel you faggot, and just like Eliza, you both are overreacting and behaving like complete retards.