🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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CatboyCumDump said:
court today, stream schedule TBD:
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Ralph addresses his pillstream technical issues
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Ralph is already drunk before noon and is sperging out at PPP for saying he looked bad on yesterday's show. He cannot finish a tweet without at least one major typo:
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Ralph is so fucked up he can't even form sentences and he's still able to rape Ashton in the starfish.
The Ralph always wins.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
court today, stream schedule TBD:
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Ralph addresses his pillstream technical issues
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Ralph is already drunk before noon and is sperging out at PPP for saying he looked bad on yesterday's show. He cannot finish a tweet without at least one major typo:
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Obscura539 said:
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I cannot stop laughing. True POWER of RalphaMale (TM) Spite. Christine, can you hear me in there?
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Archives before asspats. Not sure I got everything, but mostly. Just saw these tweets you guys posted and no archive in the Gunt twitter thread etc, so here’s a start. May have missed some, but don’t have a load of time atm. Took only two minutes to get the majority of those all on a page. Like to be more thorough, just don’t have time to make sure one by one, atm. Archiving as you go is easiest, then no double checking has to happen. Here’s a start. Good day Guntin USA.
 
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3MMA said:
Nitter | Archive
Archives before asspats. Not sure I got everything, but mostly. Just saw these tweets you guys posted and no archive in the Gunt twitter thread etc, so here’s a start. May have missed some, but don’t have a load of time atm. Took only two minutes to get the majority of those all on a page. Like to be more thorough, just don’t have time to make sure one by one, atm. Archiving as you go is easiest, then no double checking has to happen. Here’s a start. Good day Guntin USA.
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I hear you, friend. Is there a quick way to to this on mobile?
 
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Beef Elemental said:
He's talking a lot about shoelaces for someone who just got married in untied sneakers.
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Same shitty shoes.
Does he not have a second pair?
 
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AltisticRight said:
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Same shitty shoes.
Does he not have a second pair?
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It's like the blacks. They can commit murder and despite their shoes tying them to the crime, they just gotta hold on to their favorite shoes. Ralph, like so many other gutter swimming turds, takes his pride in the most stupid of things, be that a ring, cowboy hat (awwww, someone sold it), or...shoes.

In all fairness while we all have our favorite shoes, just imagine how long it took him to break in those shoes, he had to squeeze those elephant stumps in there and break them in over months while the plastic and nylon molded to his hoofs.
 
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HackerX said:
TBH, I'm somewhat surprised he's tweeting at all. I thought there was a possibility he died after what we witnessed yesterday.
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There’s times where I expect Ralph to completely drop the act and reveal he’s been apart of an elaborate Deagle Nation sequel called The Killstream and reveals he put his body and health on the line for comedy. Everything he does is so unreal and far outside the norms of a reasonable person that sometimes I feel like he’s making it up. He’s like the guy who played Mac on always sunny who had a season where he got fat and actually had to get fat for the show.
 
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Be on the lookout for a spergout tonight. Gunt fancies himself a Chiefs fan and they're in a playoff game against a team capable of upsetting them or at least beating the spread. The Chiefs are notorious for not covering. I'm sure he thought a big bet on them was a sure thing. Their superstar quarterback, and likely league MVP, got injured and is not looking like himself after getting shot up with toradol during halftime.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Be on the lookout for a spergout tonight. Gunt fancies himself a Chiefs fan and they're in a playoff game against a team capable of upsetting them or at least beating the spread. The Chiefs are notorious for not covering. I'm sure he thought a big bet on them was a sure thing. Their superstar quarterback, and likely league MVP, got injured and is not looking like himself after getting shot up with toradol during halftime.
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If the Chiefs lose be prepared for another Pillstream. No doubt Ralph put a lot of money on the Chiefs when he was in Vegas. I would not be surprised if he borrowed money from a loan shark or took out a loan and put it all on the Chiefs. Ralph's gambling addiction is one that I would describe as crippling. I am sure that one of the reasons he is in Mexico is to avoid paying back the loan sharks who he owns thousands to.
 
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RangerBoo said:
If the Chiefs lose be prepared for another Pillstream. No doubt Ralph put a lot of money on the Chiefs when he was in Vegas. I would not be surprised if he borrowed money from a loan shark or took out a loan and put it all on the Chiefs. Ralph's gambling addiction is one that I would describe as crippling. I am sure that one of the reasons he is in Mexico is to avoid paying back the loan sharks who he owns thousands to.
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My guess he took the moneyline big and maybe a parlay that includes the spread. Chiefs are terrible against the spread and I have to think not even a degen gambling addict would all in on them for that, but Gunt isn't your average degen gambling addict.
 
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My guess he took the moneyline big and maybe a parlay that includes the spread. Chiefs are terrible against the spread and I have to think not even a degen gambling addict would all in on them for that, but Gunt isn't your average degen gambling addict.
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Honestly, I think this fat idiot saw that Mattress Mack betted 2 mil on the Cowboys and thought in his drunken pill induced state thought that he can pull off with the Chiefs. Thing is that Mattress Mack is a successful business owner and multimillionaire so if he loses his bet he can cover the loses no problem. Ralph is a fat washed up streamer who streams to a few hundred retards and is lucky to get minimum wage from streaming. Yet this fat retard thinks if he just makes that one lucky bet he will be set for life.
 
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