Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[Sean_Igger]

Any good creepypasta narrators that aren't MrCheatyPartner and CreepsMcGroomer that actually cover interesting stories, instead of just reading lame ass skinwalker tales or some terribly written trite.

Not creepypasta but Bedtime Stories is the closest I can think of. However it CAN fall into skinwalker story hour at times.

 

[soft breathing]

Any good creepypasta narrators that aren't MrCheatyPartner and CreepsMcGroomer that actually cover interesting stories, instead of just reading lame ass skinwalker tales or some terribly written trite.

Maybe The Dark Somnium?
His girlfriend RomNex also reads stories from time to time, I just never really got into her narration-style personally.

I also sometimes enjoy Lighthouse Horror or Creepy Ghost Stories as brainless background noise.

 

[Skint]

Any good creepypasta narrators that aren't MrCheatyPartner and CreepsMcGroomer that actually cover interesting stories, instead of just reading lame ass skinwalker tales or some terribly written trite.

If it's creepypasta, then I'd recommend RoanokeTales. Has a really average-joe voice without any obnoxious cadence, and plays it off as his strength rather well. He did cover few wendingo stories though, but mainly does whatever catches his attention.
If I had to recommend one or two of his vids, it'd be the two-parter - Whistling Woods 1 & 2, and especially the US Forest Search & Rescue stories.
This channel is a side hustle for him, so don't be surprised when he uploads in bursts and then disappears for few months. There's quite a lot though, so you're bound to find something interesting. Just skip the obvious walk skinner ones.

 

[lolnah]

Call me a cynical twat, but this just screams grift.
Nevertheless, I'm sure he was a good boy.

The video title is extremely clickbaity, but other than that I think he's just sad about his dog. It wasn't a 10 min vid with ad breaks, it's just over 2 minutes and seemed pretty genuine to me but he was definitely playing the algorithm with the title. I feel you on the being cynical, though.

 

[Loomer the Bully]

Any good creepypasta narrators that aren't MrCheatyPartner and CreepsMcGroomer that actually cover interesting stories, instead of just reading lame ass skinwalker tales or some terribly written trite.

I would add Let's Read to the list just for his narration.

However, if you look at his channel, 90 percent is just r/nosleep trash.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I would add Let's Read to the list just for his narration.

However, if you look at his channel, 90 percent is just r/nosleep trash.

The r/letsnotmeet stuff is worse imo

 

[Roxas]

Thanks for all the recommendations. Unfortunately I think I heard of them all.

The r/letsnotmeet stuff is worse imo

Yeah. They're awful. I only watch Let's Read for the 4chan stories but they somehow still sound like fucking Reddit stories.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Thanks for all the recommendations. Unfortunately I think I heard of them all.



Yeah. They're awful. I only watch Let's Read for the 4chan stories but they somehow still sound like fucking Reddit stories.

Because they totally are. I have NEVER seen a 4chan story formatted like the ones he reads for those segments. It’s not hard to find /x/ narration channels to compare, either.

 

[Table Country]

Belle Delphine ruined a whole generation of women.

Her name doesn't rhyme with "felt so empowered" though...

 

[PaleTay]

Any good creepypasta narrators that aren't MrCheatyPartner and CreepsMcGroomer that actually cover interesting stories, instead of just reading lame ass skinwalker tales or some terribly written trite.

Vampyre series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTJ3s70x0gU

Cryptid delivery man-kind of a goofy series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l0nn-6wlh4

Robert Cassidy Serial Killer series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4uPb5N_Yw&list=PLuTyRV_19ueFPDlR8MWT7P_4dQHrCNQj1&index=1

 

[Titty Figurine]

New pop-up content farm channel in the true horror/outdoor misadventure genre. It's roughly the same as every other late blooming ad grab in the niche with the small distinction that the narrator reads with the inflection of a martian that was just fed a fistful of Ritalin and told to imitate a human newscaster.

If it's intentional it sure as hell worked. I had to stop what I was doing and come give it my full attention to make sure I wasn't having a stroke. And yet it still manages to be better than Final Affliction.

 

[Skint]

the narrator reads with the inflection of a martian that was just fed a fistful of Ritalin and told to imitate a human newscaster.

This sounds more like a product of voice-cloning rather than an actual person. So bad it's jarring.

 

[AmazingEagle]

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Didn't realize that this channel was still running.

Still going, still boring

Damn, was about to post this.

Anyway, what a....why? Maybe I'm just being a demanding twat but like, isn't the Hindenburg overcovered at this point? I mean, what is there to say about it? Idk, kinda feels like a plea for easy clicks when you cover a topic that has been covered to death like this.

Oh well, maybe it's an awesome video.

 

[Doner Kebab]

I am begging YouTubers to stop making videos about ARGs/analog horror. Surely nobody actually enjoys these.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

I am so tired of horror youtubers censoring words like suicide. If I hear it one more time I am going to commit edicius, as they insist on saying it as. Goddamnit it, you are horror YouTubers, stop being such pussies. Especially the ones who will then go onto talk about extremely messed up shit that even I think shouldn't be covered in the sensationalized and disrespectful way they talk about it (namely true crime stuff).

 

[Crescent Fresh]

I am begging YouTubers to stop making videos about ARGs/analog horror. Surely nobody actually enjoys these.

I do, when they’re legitimately good.

That’s the issue, though, Mandela fucking isn’t. It’s annoying as shit. Gemini, the Monument series (until the creator went insane), Local58, even that Gilbert Garfield parody are all more interesting.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

I am so tired of horror youtubers censoring words like suicide. If I hear it one more time I am going to commit edicius, as they insist on saying it as. Goddamnit it, you are horror YouTubers, stop being such pussies. Especially the ones who will then go onto talk about extremely messed up shit that even I think shouldn't be covered in the sensationalized and disrespectful way they talk about it (namely true crime stuff).

It's not about them being squeamish pussies or whatever. The ones doing shit like that are bitch-ass faggots who only care about that sweet ad revenue. Money, dear boy - pure and simple.
The algorithm is retarded: you can describe violent dismemberment and the like all you want, as long as you know which specific words to avoid or censor.

 

[TokiBun]

I am begging YouTubers to stop making videos about ARGs/analog horror. Surely nobody actually enjoys these.

Mandela catalog is so boring. There are other lesser known channels he could be covering. I’m just sad this is the path analog horror is going down—a slow, sad burn out.
Reminds me of how much I hate back rooms lore and videos. The reason that concept was scary was because of the unknown. Explaining in autistic detail how it works ruins the tension and comes across as knock off SCP foundation garbage.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Mandela catalog is so boring. There are other lesser known channels he could be covering. I’m just sad this is the path analog horror is going down—a slow, sad burn out.
Reminds me of how much I hate back rooms lore and videos. The reason that concept was scary was because of the unknown. Explaining in autistic detail how it works ruins the tension and comes across as knock off SCP foundation garbage.

It's also worth pointing out how backrooms and Mandela are both stepping away from the analog aspects of their series and are just being shot like a normal film now. It is a bummer for backrooms because I originally enjoyed the idea of a series of survey footage of impossible spaces.