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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 338 92.9%

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If the Chiefs lose be prepared for another Pillstream. No doubt Ralph put a lot of money on the Chiefs when he was in Vegas. I would not be surprised if he borrowed money from a loan shark or took out a loan and put it all on the Chiefs. Ralph's gambling addiction is one that I would describe as crippling. I am sure that one of the reasons he is in Mexico is to avoid paying back the loan sharks who he owns thousands to.
I think you're right about how there would have been a pillstream as a result of the Chiefs losing, but I must point out that the Chiefs have meme magic behind them as one of their primary players is named L'Jarius Sneed.
 
What the fuck else do you talk to a Pantsu Party about?
Yes, she fucked a tranny and sucked tranny cock for years, loves drawings and masturbating to depictions of young children, and her husband is Ethan Ralph who's penis is 3" long and he ate poo out of a fat chick's asshole and then posted the video online. You named yourself off of how the Japanese say dirty panties Meigh, there is nothing else about you.
 
Not true, she's a very unique kind of ugly.
"Oh yeah? Look me in the eyes and say that!"
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Ethan woke up very late after his drunken stupor last night. Its like the 4th consecutive of being on substances.
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Ethan hating the Buffalo Bills because Keemstar and Harry are Bills fans (Pantsu is also a Bills fans)
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What even is "sub-23"? That's a very specific number. So is his IQ 24?

Poor ReRollzy the only one with any shame here. Was this taken at the wedding registry? It looks like a DMV:
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Even his glasses are developing double tits from that awful cheap ring light.
 
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Gunt really needs to take his pasty obese ass to the beach for us.

Why does Gunt care so much about the beach? Does he want to scare the public with his bifurcated Gunt? dude lived an hour from Virginia Beach for twenty years and he only went because he wanted to screw digi’s boyfriend and for that hilarious fight.

Gunt’s skin is grey and doesn’t look like it’s seen sunlight in months but he’s trying to pretend he’s always heading down to the beach to relax, instead of drinking himself to death in a dark cinderblock rental in front of a computer screen
 
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What the fuck does sub 23 IQ mean? That makes no sense and also that is rich coming from Ralph who, next to Keffals, maybe the lowest IQ cow on the Farms. I will say that I do love it when low IQ cows like Ralph try to act smart only to look like bigger fools. Also, yeah he is clearly drunk tweeting these tweets. By the way this fat fuck was drunk and high just a few hours after he woke up. Jesus Christ.
 
Ralph let his horse talk him out of betting on the Bengals, big missed opportunity for some easy money. Everyone knew the Bills were going to blow it. I made some decent money betting on Cincinnati yesterday. Sucks you weren't able to do the same, Ralph!
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If Meigh wasn't a pedophile, I'd be concerned for her well-being. Ralph is eventually gonna come down from his xannie/alcohol bender and realize Meigh talked him out of making a safe bet that would've netted him a healthy profit. Good thing she is a pedophile and I don't care what happens to her, whether it's a hoof to the face or something worse.
 
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Day trips to Cancun? Sounds like a baller that can easily afford an attorney.

Ralph let his horse talk him out of betting on the Bengals, big missed opportunity for some easy money. Everyone knew the Bills were going to blow it. I made some decent money betting on Cincinnati yesterday. Sucks you weren't able to do the same, Ralph!
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If Meigh wasn't a pedophile, I'd be concerned for her well-being. Ralph is eventually gonna come down from his xannie/alcohol bender and realize Meigh talked him out of making a safe bet that would've netted him a healthy profit. Good thing she is a pedophile and I don't care what happens to her, whether it's a hoof to the face or something worse.
If Ralph wasn't as feeble as a baby GIRL, I would too be concerned for May.

Fact is, May is documented as physically stronger than Ralph when they did some arm wrestling, Ralph later did some coping on that, and she's also got at least 6 inches reach on Ralph, he can just hold him at bay with arm stretched out like a cartoon.

If Ralph ever lays a hand on May, it'll only prove that May is a masochist.
 
What a self-own that Bengals tweet is. It tells us:

1. Money is tight in the Ralph household and Pantsu is putting on the pants when it comes to managing finances
2. He’s letting his woman control his betting. Not very ralphamale.
3. He’s airing out his private relationship drama on Twitter. Very womanly behavior.

Couldn’t be me!

Also it’s clear now (although those paying attention in the Sektur knew this already) that PPP has a serious gambling problem too. Can’t wait for this to blow up and the Kino Casino paypigs learn they are funding an obese man’s vices. This is only slightly better than dents supporting a man addicted to sweaty male jpgs.

Again. Couldn’t be me!
 
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