Ok. This "vlog" is boring as fuck, so gotta make my own fun (Spoiler. I fail. Fuck this is boring)
0:37 her huffing and puffing while cooing at some shitty LED lit fake palm trees. English Major Chantal here.
And lookit.. Salah is wearing the same shirt as the previous deleted live stream and the beach hangout. So they came from digging holes in the sand at the beach straight to the bowling alley.
1:36 Salah tells his wife, a traumatized victim of domestic violence, with such horrible PTSD that she flinches at him merely trying to lovingly caress her face... gives her the throat slash hand gesture followed by "I am going to beat you up" and even gives her the "look at me" finger eye threat. As you can imagine this triggers Chantal's PTSD worse than her being stream sniped by FFG. The poor DV victim.
2:18 Salah's shoe size is 46. Chantal exclaims "They go to 49 yallah!"... Are you inferring to sexual relations with the mentally handicapped Chantal? We know you're not getting an D, even if its Special Ed D.
Some more Yallahs
2:46 Salah is using a youth ball that appears to be 6 pounds and throws it super shitty. it just bounces off the pins. Confirmed he throws like a fucking toddler. Chantal somehow does better.
5:29 They "were warming up and didn't get it right at first" I guess they were alternating turns instead of bowling your frame, then the others frame. Chantal has been acting exhausted, her arm hurts. We cut to the score board and 2 frames each have been bowled. Chantal has hurpled up to the foul line and thrown the ball exactly 4 times and she's already done in. Also 3 of whoever's throws were gutters during this time.
Fuck it I cant watch anymore this shits too boring. Its literally two SPEDs throwing childrens balls. There is no delightful banter. No athletic prowess. The only chemistry going on is the oil on the lanes and the polymers they make the ball coatings out of.
They only bowl 1 game. Typical outing you bowl 4. One warm up and 3 for your average. But they bowl 1. I guess its expensive to go to the Kuwait Bowling Club at 2.5KD per game, they spent 5KD not counting shoes. Thats about $20 canadian, way more than she's going to make on the video.
Salah won 101 to 76. You get better scores at children's birthday parties using the stationary dinosaur ramps.
Then Chantal pads the video out with some nice footage of them changing back into their street shoes. And the video ends after showing their faces giving thumbs up...on a frame of her nasty ass shoes with the laces knotted so they dont slip back through the eyelet..but not tied together.
